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Chapter 3: More Characters Do Stuff
It was the morning after the scandal where Ness had banished everyone. Mewtwo had woken up on that morning to discover something odd. Even more strange than hoogiman's habit of strangling people who actually compliment him. Hehe, he's funny. OH NO! I'm next!
"What the...a stack of assorted death threats, written by my fellow Smashers?" noticed Mewtwo. He picked one up, to hear some creepy, deep breathing behind him.
"Reading the note I sent you yet?" asked Jigglypuff pleasantly.
"Yeah...you know, this is actually REALLY creative!" chortled Mewtwo. "Much better than this one from Bowser, threatening to kidnap Peach or some crap..."
"In mine, your lungs implode!" laughed Jigglypuff. Not evilly, but...heroically.
"It seems everyone is threatening me because I won't reveal Kirby's hidden evil comrade!" said Mewtwo.
"Can I know?" asked Jigglypuff.
"No."
Meanwhile, in the kitchen/TV room/whatever room, Link, Luigi, Falco, and Captain Falcon were glaring over at the breakfast table, where Yoshi, Pichu and Pikachu were eating the last pancakes.
"Look, they're using the GOOD syrup!" growled Link. "And we can't do anything about it, because Ness took my sword and Falco's gun to fortify his room while he plays some stupid video game! Oh the humiliation! But now we can kill Ness! This is the moment we all practiced regular fistfighting for!"
"Me-a and Falcon-a already fistfight." pointed out Luigi. "And Falco is fine-a with no gun."
"Falco, when we get your gun back, I need you to pistolwhip Luigi." said Link, spitting on Luigi.
"Yeah, yeah..." mumbled Falco dismissively, staring at the syrup.
"Duuuuuuuude, give it up, they're not going to give us the syrup unless we have the Master Sword." said Falcon.
"SHUT UP! You don't know that!" yelled Falco, glaring at Falcon.
"Now, Ness is a complete shut-in. He has full knowledge of the second floor, giving him an advantage!" continued Link, brandishing a blueprint. A flag with the Smash Ball symbol descended, as Link continued, "Now, none of us are smart, or have any basic knowledge, or are able to read, but I'm sure if we APPLY ourselves--"
"That flag is stupid!" laughed Falcon, inhaling helium.
"No, forget it. We'll just leave Luigi to die in Ness' room." finished Link. As he finished the plan, the flag re-ascended.
"Why don't we just blow a hole in Pikachu's room?" asked Falco, noticing on the blueprint that Ness' room was next to Pikachu's.
"But the room has a password only activated by Pikachu's voice!" pouted Link.
"Oh, Oh, I know!" said Falcon. "There's loads of voice clips and old KOd, dead Smasher corpses in the announcer's room, right?"
"Yes, Falcon, you have a crush on the announcer, we get it." sighed Link. Falcon opened a door, when the announcer fell out, dead...
"I thought there was 26 of us?" asked Falco, counting the dead bodies. Yes, Nana and Popo are separate.
"It doesn't matter! Now we can steal voice clips of Pikachu!" Link gleefully laughed, seeing Falcon's plan.
Meanwhile, Jigglypuff was still trying to get answers out of Mewtwo.
"Hey, Mewtwo, have you seen Kirby?" asked Jigglypuff.
Mewtwo tensed up. "Why?"
"Because I heard him talking to something in his closet yesterday? Something that may be linked to the evils?" tried Jigglypuff, making up a story, that definteley was fake.
"...I guess it's time for me to reveal the evils that endanger Ness..." sighed Mewtwo, seeing how this would end.
Meanwhile, in the game room, Peach and Mario were watching Ness play. Ness had unlocked the first five achievements...each of them pitifully easy!
"So, then I stopped pretending to be a train..." Peach was saying.
"...I hate-a talking to you." realised Mario.
"SILENCE!" bellowed Ness, as he unlocked another achievement. "I have 94 left, and I want to do them in PEACE, WITH NOTHING OF INTEREST HAPPENING!"
In the kitchen, Yoshi and the 'chus had just finished eating breakfast.
"I guess we can go play outside?" suggested Pichu. "Or make Mewtwo tell us--" He was interrupted by Jigglypuff, who bounded in and stopped.
"Mewtwo told me what the evil is!" panted Jigglypuff urgently. At the sight of Yoshi and Pichu, she grimaced, then whispered in Pikachu's overlarge ear.
"So, tag?" asked Yoshi.
"Yeah, OK!" nodded Pichu enthusiastically. Jigglypuff finished whispering, and awkwardly ran off. "What do you think, Pika?"
Pikachu looked uneasy.
"What? Who's evil? What did she tell you?" asked Pichu, nervously.
Pikachu slowly pointed a shaking paw. "It...it's you..." shuddered Pikachu.
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