Title: Lucky the Puppy
Author: Glue Project
Pairings: SetoJou
Spoilers: None
Disclaimer: I only own Lucky and Bewd. Nothing else. And that's -ish, if anything.

Summery: After visiting an animal shelter, Seto takes in a little young puppy. A blond one at that. How is he going to explain it to everyone else who knows of his 'loathing' of another certain human blonde?

Finally, we're back in Seto's POV. The chapter that features odd words and trench coats. (grins) Review replies are at bottom, followed by a 'trasnlated' version of this chapter. (Neh. I could have put the translation next to the word…but that doesn't work right.)

Be warned. I edited and wrote the replies while listening to 'The Hamster Dance', 'DREAM A DREAM', 'Hikari', 'Simple and Clean' and whatever the hell hyper songs I could get my grubby little paws on.

EIGHT

"Neb?"

Poke.

A pause.

"Hem-netjer-tepey?"

Poke. Poke.

"Hem." Poke. "Netjer." Poke. "TEPEY!" Poke. Poke poke.

No. I dun' wanna wake up.

I turn over.

A hesitation.

"Reshwet?"

I grumble and throw the covers over my head.

I dun' care if Mokuba is trying to learn a new language.

He can bug me later.

Like sometime I'm awake.

"Merwet?"

That was a bit sing-songy.

"Go't'bed, M'k'ba," I somewhat grumble.

I can hear him 'humph'.

"Hem-netjer-tepey-i. Sedjer...bin." Poke. "Er-her."

I huddle further under the covers.

I really don't care at this point that Mokuba is attempting to speak to me in a different language. (He needs to work on the not-choppy-ness of his words. They don't flow at all.)

He knows that nights are for dreaming of Jou.

Hm. Insert contented purr here.

Hmm...?

Almost feels like my back is getting rubbed.

Nice...

And...huh? Smells like sharpie.

Ii! Cold.

A hard nip, specifically to the back of the neck on the bone before the sharpie draws a final hard line and is capped.

What the...?

"Can you understand me now?"

...Oh shit.

That is not Mokuba.

I unhuddle from beneath the covers, only to see a rather smug, rather...tanned? ...Kastuya seated on my bed.

Wearing nothing other than my white battle city trench coat.

DAMN IT! That's the only one I have left! I've had to put all the other ones away 'cause of things like this!

Dammit!

Why couldn't he wear the black one with the Red-Eyes embroidery! At least that one I'm never gonna wear!

He runs his hand up my back, tracing whatever the hell he wrote on it. His eyes glimmer.

Oh, no. I've seen that look in non-dream-Jou's eyes. Typically means he's planning something.

That's really bad for me.

He leans forward to my ear.

"Well, well." Damn it. I wish he hadn't buttoned the damn coat. I can't see anything! "What do we have here? A mute priest?"

He catches the path my eyes have taken. And chuckles.

Oh shit. That's bad.

For me every hoping to wear that coat again, that is.

His hand continues to trace the marks he ...painted?... before. Then his other one joins it.

And then the hands start to travel lower.

He throws a leg over my now too-shockedto-move-form as his hands move ever lower.

Shiiiiiiiiit.

He leans forward again, lips brushing my ear as he speaks.

"Lets see what my little reborn priest has in store for me, hm?"

Double shit.

A/N: Er. Heh. Kinda had to stop there. I can't actually write yaoi. May love it, but can't write it. Ya know, the whole 'virgin and a girl to boot. and never had a boyfriend. or kissed.'

Yeah. That sums it up. ;; (If my writing skills ever make it there, I'll post it on AFF...don't want to risk having this deleted, ne? Kinda surprised as to how implied it got though. Yesh. (hides))

Review Replies

Scoodoo58 : (huggles award) I've had that idea since I decided what exactly to do with Lucky. 'Lucky' currently has a mix-match of memories, though most are from -insert name for ancient 'Lucky' here- (ie. 'Yes, I do know what 'inane' means. Just 'cause I act dumb doesn't mean that I actually am, Hond!' –chap 4, 'Pizza!' - chap 6, etc.). So I guess the answer to your question it… 'sort of'. And I guess your prediction was right. Though it was mostly shock. (grins)
Kumori Sakusha formerly Saelbu : I like this chapter better than the last. Hope you did too!
Yukiko-Angel : Hm. Golden hair. Brown eyes. (poke) See connection? (blinks eyes) If not…my YahooIM is glueproject. I guess it is rather vague…
astalder27 : (cheers) Correct! (purrs) Was Seto's reaction…satisfactory? (cackles)
Lil-Riter : And that was way back in chapter 4! (shuffles feet) Well…he was kinda confused so…this a bit better? And it has to pairing in it this chapter! …sorta…
cherry-star-aus : Yup! Seto POV…even though he's harder to write.
Misura : Hopefully this chapter was just full of fun though… (gives a grin)
Queen of the Paperclips : Er. I'll say the same think I told Yukiko-Angel—Golden hair. Brown eyes. (poke) See the connection? If not…my YahooIM is glueproject.
Mokuba's Official Glomper : (gives a grin) Don't be sorry… (smile) lalalalal (gets hit by Lucky the plushie for singing along –horribly—with Boulevard of Broken Dreams) (passes out…and then …THE HAMSTER DANCE! cackles)
CrossHunt-s : I updated rather rapidly for once, ne? It's not really permanent on skin. (sweatdrop) I've only used it on my arms though, and it was blue and a silver one. The shiny of the silver will come off in your sleep, leaving it a dark grey, but still rather easy to wash off. With a bit of scrubbing. But that's most likely more than you wanted to know, ne? (grin)
Nachzes Black-Rider : Er…I haven't seen that arc either. But…hm. He's got three siblings. But he's got a different…master… than them. He's white. With blue eyes. And think more of as in 'Seto' than 'Seth'. That help? And remember the 'ripped' part.
Hazel-Beka : (scuffles toe) A lot of people have been confused over that chapter. So it wasn't just you. I knew it was a bit odd when I put it up, but I couldn't think of any other way to put it. I just really needed something to put up so that I could continue. With this gem. (coughs and dies) So, no, you're not stupid.
mandapandabug : Yes, in chapter seven, he was nekkid. Didn't even have a collar…naughty puppy! And your guess on Lucky is correct…though Bewd is still off. I actually didn't choose a random character. He's got three siblings. But he's got a different…master… than them. He's white. With blue eyes. And remember the 'ripped' part. Heh. 'Update spoon'? (grins and glomps) Hey…wanna beta for me? (glomps and runs away)
anaraz : But wait no more! –for this chapter. (goofy grins and salutes) Till next review!
ChainsLeatherSex : (blushes at screenname.) It's…both. (grins and trods off)

(Waves to all) Wow. Never thought I'd see a story of mine get to 106 reviews. (smiles and toddles off in a daze)

Glue

Translated Version

First off, why two versions?
Because if there was the translated version of the word following in parentheses, it would imply that Seto knew what it meant.

Words came from here : http :www .donf .com/ egypt/ medu/ vocab1.htm (remove the spaces)

#Translated words.#

"#Lord/Master#?"

Poke.

A pause.

"#High Priest#?"

Poke. Poke.

"#Hi-#." Poke. "#-gh#." Poke. "#PRIEST#!" Poke. Poke poke.

No. I dun' wanna wake up.

I turn over.

A hesitation.

"#Joy#?"

I grumble and throw the covers over my head.

I dun' care if Mokuba is trying to learn a new language.

He can bug me later.

Like sometime I'm awake.

"#Love#?"

That was a bit sing-songy.

"Go't'bed, M'k'ba," I somewhat grumble.

I can hear him 'humph'.

"#My High Priest. Sleep...bad.#" Poke. "#Up#."

I huddle further under the covers.

I really don't care at this point that Mokuba is attempting to speak to me in a different language.

He knows that nights are for dreaming of Jou.

Hm. Insert contented purr here.

Hmm...?

Almost feels like my back is getting rubbed.

Nice...

And...huh? Smells like sharpie.

#Come#! Cold.

(grins) I just couldn't help the last line. It worked so well. (Waves and gives a final glomp)