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Chapter 6: The Circle of Death!
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Jigglypuff was looking between two narrow trees situated in the little clearing she was sharing with a rather unwilling Mewtwo.
"YES! IT WORKED! I can't believe Jigglypuff was listening! Now there's even more of us, Samus! In your face!" came Pichu's voice. Jigglypuff frowned, and turned to the psychic being behind her.
"Mewtwo?" asked Jigglypuff tentatively. "Did you tell Bowser what's going on and send him to help my friends?"
"No." thought Mewtwo irritably.
"Oh, so he went to defend Samus?" asked Jigglypuff fearfully.
Mewtwo shrugged. "I suppose so." he thought.
"I think that means that Yoshi and Pikachu are in danger from Evil Pichu and his friends!" gasped Jigglypuff.
Mewtwo stood up, and faced Jigglypuff. "Look, he's not evil. I was, I'll admit, mistaken." sighed Mewtwo.
Jigglypuff's eyes widened. "I should go and help!" she smiled confidently. After all, Jigglypuff is vury graat and bootyfol fyter.
"If it heightens your mortality, go do, is what I always say." smirked Mewtwo.
"I should run out there-"
"I was joking."
"And help them beat Samus-"
"You're stupid."
"And Bowser-"
"STFU."
"And everyone will love me-"
"Um, uh..."
"And Pichu will forgive me for thinking he was evil!"
"You're going to d-" began Mewtwo, but he was cut off.
"Thanks Mewtwo!" smiled Jigglypuff. "I'm so smart!" She ran off.
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Samus and Bowser were grinning evilly at their prey, before Samus spoke up.
"You know, it's a good thing Bowser is pretty dim." smiled Samus. "Makes convincing people to join the cause so much easier."
"Well, if you give us a few minutes, we'll just kill ourselves here and now..." sighed Pichu in a defeated manner.
"That would be appreciated." replied Samus casually.
"Any chance now you'll elaborate on Ness?" asked Pichu hopefully.
"Wait, how did this happen?" asked Yoshi, looking around.
"What's wrong with you now?" asked Pichu, glaring suspiciously at the green dinosaur.
"I've lost track of things here!" panicked Yoshi, frantically looking from Pichu and Pikachu's confused faces, to Bowser's snarling grin, to Samus' Arm Cannon.
"Well, we're dying shortly." said Pichu.
"I'm so confused!" whined Yoshi. "And when did Pikachu get all...glowy?"
"Shuuuuush..." urged Pichu. "He'll take care of them..."
"Oh right, him." said Samus, bored. Pikachu unleashed a Thunderbolt that sailed straight at Samus. But Samus reacted quickly, sticking a small object on her armor's chestpiece. "Did you count on a Franklin Badge? Stupid kids. Just face it, we want Ness NOW."
Pichu stared in disbelief. "But, those were in the new item shipments for the next tournament! How did you get those!?"
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A tightly packaged box was in the basement.
"Breath...running low..." panted Ike, dying.
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"But she had that before." pointed out Yoshi.
"WHEN?!" cried Pichu. "When did we EVER see the new badge? Ever?"
"Comrade Bowser, what are they talking about?" asked Samus sharply.
"I think they know about Mission BFTP." said Bowser. "Our second-floor operative "Wafer" must have leaked the information."
"I think that could be true..." said Samus, a slight hint of worry.
The tension was interrupted however, by a loud shout.
"PICHU! YOSHI! PIKACHU!" called Jigglypuff, running towards the five Smashers.
The three aforementioned Smashers turned to look at Jigglypuff in horror.
"Comrade Bowser, distraction!" called Samus, jerking her head towards Jigglypuff.
"Yes ma'am." obeyed Bowser.
"JIGGLYPUFF!" cried Pichu.
"Don't you get anywhere near him!" shouted Yoshi.
But it was too late. Bowser stormed up to Jigglypuff, picked her up, and took a bite out of her side.
"AGHAGAHGASHSGAHDGSAHSAJDGAJKDFSFJSBFJKSBSHKAJDFHSAJKDBNKa!!11!!" cried Jigglypuff, dying.
"JIGGLYPUFF! NO!" cried Pichu, like a little girl. Jigglypuff's blood spilled over the ground, forming a puddle underneath Bowser.
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Link, Falco, Luigi, and Falcon watched from the safety of the window, Luigi had already climbed back up. Somehow. See, uh, it's fine!
"WHOA!" gasped Link keanureevishly. "Bowser just ATE half of Jigglypuff!"
"NONE OF US ARE SAFE!" cried Falcon, jumping into Link's arms.
"Ate...more like, eight!" smiled hoogiman.
"Jigglypuff died." said Falco bluntly. hoogiman committed suicide.
"RUN!" called Yoshi from below, as he and the 'chus ran towards the Mansion's back door, back inside, carrying the spared half of Jigglypuff's body.
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"Jigglypuff?" asked Pichu tearfully. "A-are you OK?"
"Pichu," said Yoshi gently. "It's too late, she died. Again."
"Again?" asked Pichu behind tears.
"Don't you remember, it must have been yesterday..." began Yoshi. "Samus and Bowser killed Jigglypuff, and then Pikachu attacked them."
"She deflected it! And that was before Jigglypuff d-" began Pichu, choking on the last word.
"I know that!" said Yoshi, annoyed, tossing an egg at the attackers, over his shoulder.
"OW!" cried Samus, as the eggshell broke through her visor, and poked her in the eye. Samus died.
"You got her!" gasped Pichu, in awe.
"But yesterday, Samus died after Pikachu attacked her." said Yoshi, confused. He had no time to ponder this, though, as he, Pichu, Pikachu, Bowser, and an alive Samus returned to the middle, standing exactly where they were a few minutes previously.
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Samus and Bowser were grinning evilly at their prey, before Samus spoke up.
"You know, it's a good thing Bowser is pretty dim." smiled Samus. "Makes convincing people to join the cause so much easier."
"Well, if you give us a few minutes, we'll just kill ourselves here and now..." sighed Pichu in a defeated manner.
"That would be appreciated." replied Samus casually.
"Any chance now you'll elaborate on Ness?" asked Pichu hopefully.
"Seriously, WTF?!" asked Yoshi, glancing around.
"Deathbed." said Pichu hollowly.
"Pichu? Just there...seems like yesterday..." babbled Yoshi helplessly.
"Yoshi, what are you talking about?" asked Pichu suspiciously.
"Yeah, pretty sure they know about Mission BFTP." said Bowser sheepishly.
"I can't believe he told them!" hissed Samus.
"Well, they won't know if they die..." pointed out Bowser, flexing a massive arm, and stepping towards Yoshi, baring his fangs.
"Pikachu, stop charging!" called Yoshi, remembering the badge. He then grabbed Pichu's hand and broke into a run again.
"What?" asked Pikachu, turning on the spot and following.
Just then things were again interrupted by a shout.
"PICHU! YOSHI! PIKACHU!" called Jigglypuff, running towards the five Smashers.
Yoshi let out a low groan. "Ohhhh, I forgot about her..."
Samus let off a Super Missile, which hit Jigglypuff between the eyes and exploded, killing her.
"OW!" yelled Jigglypuff.
"JIGGLYPUFF! NO!" cried Pichu tearfully.
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Link, Falco, Luigi, and Falcon were watching from the safety of their window.
"Whoa!" said Link keanureevishly. "Samus just blew up Jigglypuff!"
"Blew up...more like, grew up!" smiled hoogiman.
"Jigglypuff's dead." said Falco bluntly. hoogiman committed suicide.
"Didn't-a this happen yesterday-a?" asked Luigi.
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"J-Jigglypuff?" asked Pichu blearily.
"It's okay..." comforted Yoshi. "Everything seems to jump a day, and repeat once something happens to--"
Samus's gun discharged, and blew up, killing her.
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Samus and Bowser were grinning evilly at their prey, before Samus spoke up.
"You know, it's a good thing Bowser is pretty dim." smiled Samus. "Makes convincing people to join the cause so much easier."
"Well, if you give us a few minutes, we'll just kill ourselves here and now..." sighed Pichu in a defeated manner.
"What do you want with Ness?" asked Yoshi.
"I think you know." said Samus pointedly.
"What?" asked Yoshi.
"It worked!" smiled Bowser.
"If it happens again, watch him." instructed Samus.
"Yes, waste time until Pikachu's fully charged!" grinned Pichu.
"Oh right, him." said Samus, bored. Pikachu unleashed a Thunderbolt that sailed straight at Samus. But Samus reacted quickly, sticking a small object on her armor's chestpiece. "Did you count on a Franklin Badge? Stupid kids. Just face it, we want Ness NOW."
Pichu stared in disbelief. "But, those were in the new item shipments for the next tournament! How did you get those!?"
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A tightly packaged box was in the basement.
"Breath...running low..." panted Ike, dying.
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"Haha...pathetic." laughed Samus. Her laughter was cut short however, because Pichu had Skull Bashed into the side of her head, and for the third time, Samus died.
"Comrade Samus!" cried Bowser in shock.
"I did it? I DID IT!" gasped Pichu happily.
Just then, things were again interrupted by a shout.
"PICHU! YOSHI! PIKACHU!" called Jigglypuff, running towards the five Smashers.
"Jigglypuff, get lost!" shouted Yoshi.
"Well, fiiiiiine!" pouted Jigglypuff, storming off. "Jerk!"
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Link, Falco, Luigi, and Falcon were watching from the safety of their window.
"Whoa!" said Link keanureevishly. "Pichu just rammed into Samus!"
"Rammed, more like...crammed?" asked hoogiman, confused.
"That wasn't funny." said Falco bluntly.
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"I still don't get any of this..." muttered Pichu, as he, Yoshi, and Pikachu ran from an enraged Bowser.
"You know that Mission BFTP thing?" asked Yoshi, panting.
"Yeah?" asked Pichu.
"Do you think it has something to do with this?" asked Pikachu.
"Well, they mentioned something on one of the days..." panted Yoshi.
"Wait, how long has this went on, then?" asked Pichu.
"A couple of months, but no-one's aged, I think..." pondered Yoshi. "It doesn't matter, anyway."
"But if the person doing BFTP can alter this stuff, doesn't that mean he has all of the old, failed versions of Samus that lost for about months?" asked Pichu.
"Maybe it does." said Samus.
"But-" continued a second Samus.
"You would be lucky to survive against the BFTP operative." chorused fifteen more Samus.
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The end! Whoa, well, that chapter was intensely fun to write! Is anyone confused? Cause, well, that's kinda my intention. Haha, still no Evil Kirby.
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