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Chapter 8: Well, We All Got Out More
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(takes place at the same time as Pikachu's revelation last chapter)
Link, Falco, and Luigi were still riding their various vehicles around the clearing, looking for the hidden Jigglypuff.
"Hey Jigglypuff..." called Falco playfully.
"Jigglypuff-a!" called Luigi.
"Come out so we can kill you!" shouted Falco.
"Where-a did she go?" asked Luigi.
"I don't see her..." said Link. "Jigglypuff!"
"Come on out Jigglypuff, all we want to do is hurt you!" said Falco.
Jigglypuff was hiding inside a tree...box...thingy...unimportant.
"Don't listen to them, it's a trick..." Jigglypuff told herself. "They don't really want to hurt me!"
Pikachu cleared his mind from far away. "They want me...they can HAVE me."
"And, they can take ME!" grinned Pichu.
"What are they doing-a?" asked Luigi, watching the Pokemon with a frown.
"Who knows." said Falco. "Let me just clear my mind of it, I really do not care at all. HEY, PICHU! PIKACHU! SHUT UP!"
Suddenly, Falco fell to the ground, and twitched.
"Falco?" asked Link.
Falco stood up, with his eyes an evil shade of purple.
"Shut up now, or I will eat your internal organs!" bellowed Evil Falco. "Then I will throw up your organs, and digest them again! Completely out of spite!" Evil Falco laughed maniacally.
"Whoa, Falco, hey-a..." said Luigi nervously. "Don't you think-a that was a bit much?"
"Silence, fool!" yelled Evil Falco.
"What's wrong with you?" asked Link curiously.
"Nothing!" said Evil Falco. "Why does something have to be wrong with me? Maybe something's wrong with you! Ever think about that?"
"Um, you do know you're talking-a to us?" asked Luigi.
"I mean, shut up!" said Falco. He then went Evil again, laughing crazily.
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"Amazing!" cried Ness. "I can't even SEE what I'm doing, and I'm completing this game really quickly!"
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"And, they can take ME!" grinned Pichu, as Yoshi finished off the last Samus behind him.
"What are you doing?" asked Pikachu.
"Making you harder for the dark force to find!" explained Pichu. "Yoshi! Help me!"
"No way!" said Yoshi fearfully. "I don't want them to get me!"
Pichu picked up his Smash Ball.
"Jigglypuff! Make sure your mind is clear!" said Pichu. "It's very important we stop Pikachu from becoming evil!"
"Okay, I'm empty-headed too now!" said Jigglypuff. "What do you want to talk about? The weather? Ooh, please?"
"Well, he's not getting to you now!" grinned Pichu, facing Pikachu.
"Don't get involved Pichu." grunted Pikachu.
"What, and let you get Ness evil?" asked Pichu angrily. "And take over the world?"
"Yeah, what's up with that?" added Yoshi.
"We need that game finished, Pichu." explained Pikachu pleadingly.
"Well, do you think they just want you to stop after the world?" asked Pichu. "They're gonna take over EVERYTHING, and you wouldn't be able to stop the force!"
"Well, we'll see." said Pikachu sadly. Pichu's Smash Ball glowed, and Pichu answered.
"Hey-a, Pichu?" came Mario's voice. "It's-a me, Mario. We saw you from-a the window, and we thought you should-a know, Kirby just fell over and lost his purple eyes-a, so I think that evil stuff's-a on the way..."
Pichu silently put down his Smash Ball. "Pikachu, please..." said Pichu.
"Just let it go." said Pikachu wearily.
"Mario, where is the force?" asked Pichu.
"No idea, and now Crazy Hand just-a appeared and grabbed Ness. He came out of some-a weird room that isn't talking-a anymore..." said a very puzzled Mario.
"Room? What?" asked Pichu. "Whatever...not important..." He hung up.
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Mario hung up his Smash Ball, and looked curiously at the room.
"Shouldn't we try to help this guy?" asked Peach, pointing at Not Evil Kirby.
"What-a?" asked Mario, distracted.
"Aren't you secretly, a doctor or something?" asked Peach.
"OK, whatever-a, shut up." said Mario, staring at the room.
"BOOYAH!" yelled Ness. "Final boss!"
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Pichu mumbled something about the dark forces to himself, and looked at Pikachu.
"Pikachu, are they in you?" asked Pichu cautiously.
"No. Are they in you?" asked Pikachu.
"No, and you could be lying to me, Evil Pikachu..." said Pichu. "I also think you could be-"
But Pikachu had turned his head to look at Link, Falco, and Luigi, and he was listening intently.
"Nothing!" came Evil Falco's voice. "Why does something have to be wrong with me? Maybe something's wrong with you! Ever think about that?"
Pikachu stared at them, breathing deeply.
"Pikachu...?" asked Pichu warily.
Pikachu charged up a Skull Bash, and let himself fly towards Pichu, knocking him backwards, before running off towards Link, Luigi, and Evil Falco.
"Yoshi, help me stop him!" called Pichu. Yoshi tossed an egg at the runaway Pikachu, but missed by a few feet. Pichu ran off to reason with Link and his "friends".
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"This is too easy!" cried Ness excitedly. "And there will be no major changes once I'm done!"
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"Hey-a, who are you-a calling an idiot?" asked Luigi, as Falcon showed up late, in his F-Zero machine. "I am not an idiot-a!"
"Both of you, shut up." said Link, confused.
"Seriously-a, is it some kind of-a racial profiling-a?" asked Luigi angrily.
"Idiot." repeated Evil Falco. Pichu arrived.
"Hey, you guys!" panted Pichu.
"Look, it's Pichu!" said Link reassuringly to the others. "Let's kill him!"
"Nononononono!" cried Pichu. "I'm going to help! Dark forces are on the loose, and they possessed one of you guys!"
"Possessed, eh?" asked Link, unsheathing the Master Sword. "Well, I know exactly what to do!"
Link swung the sword, and stabbed Luigi in the stomach. Luigi fell over, in mortal pain.
"Ow-a!" yelled Luigi. "Why?"
"I didn't say who..." stammered Pichu feebly, as Luigi gagged. "I think it's actually Falco."
"All work and no play makes Link a dull boy." explained Falcon. Evil Falco caused a slight diversion by hopping on Epona and brandishing his Blaster. That is, Falco's. Not Epona's. But that would rule.
"Falco, what are you doing?" gasped Link, standing up from punching Luigi's recovering body. "Leave her alone!"
"I don't think so!" laughed Evil Falco.
"Dude, I like you a lot less with your new purple eyes." pointed out Link.
"Well, now, I'm going to kill Epona, and you! Then my plan to dominate Smashville will come to fruition! After that, I'm going to kill everyone in the world!" revealed Evil Falco, laughing maniacally.
"Yeah, it's defintely Falco that's evil." said Pichu meekly.
"Well, I know what to do!" smiled Link. He drew the sword once more, and sliced Luigi's right arm off. The severed arm fell to the ground uselessly.
"AHGAHGAHGSAHAHSHA!" yelled Luigi, clutching his bleeding stump.
"Now, Falco, leave my horse alone!" called Link.
"Nothing can stop me!" bellowed Evil Falco. Pikachu snuck up from behind, electrocuted Evil Falco, and pummeled him. Falco's eyes slowly lost the purple tinge.
Yoshi ran up to the others, panting. "Pichu, I think Pikachu's here!"
"Thanks..." muttered Pichu sarcastically.
"Pikachu, have I ever told you how much I like you?" asked Link, delighted at the violence.
Pichu's Smash Ball glowed, and he picked it up, to hear Jigglypuff.
"Pichu, are our minds still supposed to be clear?" asked Jigglypuff. Everyone turned to look at her, hidden behind the tree. Jigglypuff's eyes suddenly turned purple, and she laughed evilly.
"Because I REALLY want to focus on killing!" laughed Evil Jigglypuff, running into the Mansion. Pikachu chased her.
"Oh no..." muttered Pichu. "Link, I need to go in and convince my brother not to be evil. If Pikachu gets both Ness, and that evil thing, we're all doomed. So, can you just find some way to get people out of the Mansion?"
"What are you talking about?" asked Link, confused again.
"Oh, they have some kind of stupid plan to take over everything." explained Yoshi casually. Falcon gasped.
"All this excitement made me lose a fingernail!" exclaimed Falcon.
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Pichu ran into the Mansion, but could not see Evil Jigglypuff anywhere.
"Darn." said Pichu.
"Achievement unlocked!" cried Ness and the ingame voice simultaneously from upstairs.
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"No, really, what just happened here?" asked Link, scratching his head.
"I'll-a tell you what's-a happening!" shouted Luigi furiously. "My fellow-a Smashers cut off-a my arm, and-"
Luigi was cut off, as normal Falco drew his blaster and shot him between the eyes.
"OW-A!" cried Luigi.
Link blinked back tears of joy. "Falco, you're okay!"
"Never felt better!" grinned Falco. Link walked away to Epona. "Idiot."
"Alright then, let's go take out the Mansion." decided Link, mounting Epona.
"Pichu's still in there!" reminded Yoshi.
"Well, we need some answers." retorted Link. "Now who has some o' thems?"
"If you'll remember, we recently ran into Fox, who knew some things, and Marth laughed at him." said Falco.
"Good idea!" smiled Link. "We'll ask Marth if he knows anything!"
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Pichu looked at the kitchen, which Evil Jigglypuff seemed to have already tore through in the search for Ness.
"Wow, this place is really messed up." mused Pichu. "Anyone here? Jigglypuff?"
A small group of Smashers crept up and noticed Pichu.
"Look! I found someone!" cheered Young Link. "I am the best!"
"Great job Linkette!" smiled Popo.
"Thanks, ice climbing guy whose name I really don't remember!" grinned Young Link.
"Let's go to the mall to celebrate!" suggested Ganondorf in a high voice.
"Aye, let's be making him walk the plank." snarled Roy.
"Oh..." said Pichu, hanging his head at the group of idiots. "Hey guys...seen Jigglypuff?"
"STOP ASKING QUESTIONS!" bellowed Young Link. "Thinking of answers makes us die!"
Ike walked up to the group, having magically escaped the box.
"Hey guys, what's up?" asked Ike casually.
"Ike?" asked Pichu. "I thought the Brawl newcomers hadn't got here yet?"
"I live here now." said Ike. "I have a sword. You might think it's cool, but it isn't. Nobody wants to play with it because it's dumb, and even though I don't let people play with it, no-one cares anyway. Because it's dumb."
"Right..." muttered Pichu, losing interest.
"Also, I'm stupid and ugly. And I stink." smiled Ike.
"Just listen, assorted idiots and weirdos." said Pichu hastily. "I need you to take me, to someone with a brain, can you do that?"
"Why would we do that?" gasped Young Link.
"Shut up and go." groaned Pichu.
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"At this rate, today, I'll be finished!" smiled Ness.
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After some fairly boring scenes of searching, the idiots had taken Pichu to a nervous looking Meta-Knight.
"Jolly good day, Mr. Knight!" smiled Roy in an English accent. "We be 'aving a prisoner for you, we do!"
"I thought you had a pirate accent?" asked Pichu.
"Arr, I'm not very consistent." admitted Roy. "Yarr..."
"Right...well, Meta-Knight, my name is P-" began Pichu.
"Yes. Hello, Pichu." said Meta-Knight. At his side, Donkey Kong walked up. To.
"Hey, what's up?" asked DK.
"DK?!" asked Pichu. "How have you not appeared up until now?"
"I don't know, I was just useless filler for chapters 1 through 7, and now I apparently do something important in the Mansion." said DK, thoughtfully.
"That's weird." said Pichu.
"Tell me about it." replied DK, bored.
"DK is my friend." explained Meta-Knight calmly.
"I would argue here, but why bother?" said DK.
"Did I mention I have blue hair, but I won't tell anyone why it's blue?" interrupted Ike. "Not that it matters, everyone knows why anyway. Stupid hair!"
"Shut up." said Pichu quickly, annoyed with Ike. "Has anyone seen Jigglypuff? I'm in a small hurry here."
"I haven't, but you know who might know?" asked Young Link. "That pink, round person we saw heading towards Master Hand's room. We could ask her!"
"Let's go do that." Pichu suggested.
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The group found Jigglypuff, who was conversing with Pikachu in front of Master Hand's talking room.
Pichu groaned. "Darn it, they're not fighting, that's bad...Ike, could you jump out there and attack Jigglypuff with your sword? If she submits herself, the dark force'll leave here."
"No way, that sounds scary! You do it!" whined Ike. "I want to get back to my busy days of grooming myself!"
"FINE!" shouted Pichu. "Just give me the sword!"
Ike obliged, and Pichu nearly fell over due to the weight of the blade.
"Can we nap now?" asked Young Link.
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"Awesome! I beat the final boss!" cried Ness. "Now all I need to do is get one achievement: Sit Through The Credits!"
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Link had recently brought Fox and Marth out of the Mansion. Everyone outside was huddled around together, with the exception of Luigi, who was still moaning about his lost arm.
"Okay, Fox, we need that information now." said Link urgently. "You think you can remember enough?"
"You bet!" smiled Fox. "Just say the word, and I'll tell you!"
"Just tell us, Fox..." sighed Mewtwo telekinetically.
Marth jumped, slapping himself in the head. "Mewtwo, did you make voices in my head?"
"Yes. It is good to prey on the idiotic." said Mewtwo.
"Well, if it isn't Mr. No Drama!" cried Fox dramatically. "Maybe now I'll keep information to MYSELF! See how he likes it!"
"Fox, you're being such an ass." said Falcon, brushing his teeth with a bar of soap.
"What?" asked Fox. "You can't take it either, huh? YEAH, I THOUGHT SO!"
Fox folded his arms, and Link facepalmed.
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Pikachu was talking to Evil Jigglypuff, pleading to the evil puffball.
"I do have your word that you won't actually hurt any of them, right?" asked Pikachu. Jigglypuff was about to answer, but couldn't, as Pichu had clubbed her over the head with Ike's sword. Which would take a remarkable amount of effort on his part. Three cheers for Pichu.
"Pikachu, get away, now!" panicked Pichu, watching the dark force leave Jigglypuff, her eyes losing the purpleness. He quickly glanced at Pikachu, and saw that he had not been infected either.
"No! I told you, Pichu, stay away!" snarled Pikachu, sending a Thunderbolt at Pichu, who threw Ike's sword at him. Pikachu gave a frustrated gasp, grabbed Ness, who had just finished sitting through the credits, and ran off downstairs.
"Awesome, I got the evil away!" smiled Pichu. He then came to a realization. "Outside, where everyone else is...Quick! All of you, follow me outside, now!"
"Why?" asked Young Link.
"Because, we need more people to confuse the evil thing!" explained Pichu hurriedly.
"My legs don't work, I just use them for show!" complained Young Link.
"Mine are just accessories!" grinned Ganondorf.
"NEVER MIND!" yelled Pichu, picking up Jigglypuff and running. DK followed him.
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Jigglypuff was dropped off safely with the others, while Pichu and DK tried again to get the idiots out of the house, unsuccessfully. They returned, to find a confusing scene.
"Jigglypuff, what happened?!" asked Pichu.
"Pikachu ran down here with Ness, and beat up Yoshi, cause he thought he was evil and Ness finished the game, but he wasn't." said Jigglypuff, casually.
"Where is he?" asked Pichu fearfully.
"Ran back to the Mansion, through the front door so you and DK wouldn't see him." continued Jigglypuff.
Pichu looked around at the Smashers outside. "Well, then, who's evil?!"
All of a sudden, Captain Falcon laughed maniacally.
"That's the problem with living together like this!" laughed Evil Falcon. "Everything can get really hard to find!"
"Never mind..." groaned Pichu.
DK walked up to a dead Samus body. "Hey, when did Samus die?" he asked.
Samus' suit exploded, killing DK.
"What was the point of that?" asked Yoshi. Evil Falcon chuckled.
Kirby stumbled out of the Mansion, clutching his head. He made it over to where Yoshi was standing, and looked up weakly.
"How's everything going out here?" asked Kirby in a gasp.
"Crappy." said Yoshi, who then turned to look at the pink puffball. "At least you're not evil."
Kirby smiled smugly. "Yeah, being possessed by evil forces can be difficult at times. But eventually, I used strength of will to overcome the evil forces!"
Evil Falcon ran around behind Kirby and Yoshi.
"Noooo...it left because it found better people to possess." pointed out Yoshi.
"That too. So, who's evil now?" asked Kirby.
"Well, after you was Falco, then Jigglypuff, and now Falcon." said Yoshi.
"Falcon, that old rascal." chuckled Kirby. "Is he still evil these days?"
"Yeah...it has only been about 3 minutes..." said Yoshi slowly.
"Ah, Falcon." laughed Kirby.
"Anyway, we need help getting people away from Falcon." said Yoshi.
"Well, when I was evil, I learned a few ways to defeat everything!" smiled Kirby.
"You did?!" gasped Yoshi.
"I certainly did! Would you like to find out?" asked Kirby.
"Yeah, I wanna know!" grinned Yoshi.
"Great! Because I want you to know too!" smiled Kirby.
"Why aren't you telling me?" asked Yoshi suspiciously. Evil Falcon crept closer.
"Hmm, I guess I really should." said Kirby. He cleared his throat. "OK, so--"
Evil Falcon Falcon Punched Kirby in the back of the head. And the back of him, really. Kirby fell over, dead.
"Well, screw you too!" grunted Yoshi, watching Falcon run off.
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Falcon had ran away after murdering Kirby, and was being restrained by Link, Falco, and Luigi.
"Easy, Falcon." said Falco. "You've been infected with evil crap, and we need to figure out what to do about it."
"NO!" yelled Evil Falcon. "It's my body, it's my choice! And why does everyone have the idea I'm gay because of my spand-"
Pikachu had crept up and attacked Falcon, letting the evil force leave him.
"Hey, don't hit him!" shouted Link. Suddenly, Link developed the old purple eyes.
"I'm the one who gets to hit him!" bellowed Evil Link. "Yeah! I have the Master Sword, show me some respect! Or die!"
"Link-a, you're crazy!" panicked Luigi. Pikachu beat up Link as well, and the purple eyes were given to Luigi.
"Whoa-a, this is-a weird!" gasped Evil Luigi. "All of a sudden, I-a want to bring about-a all your deaths-a!"
Pikachu sighed, and headbutted Luigi in the stomach, forcing the evil out of him. At that moment, Mario and Peach came running out of the Mansion.
"We're-a here!" said Mario. "Is anyone-a hurt?"
Mario's eyes turned purple.
"Anyone-a need to be killed?" asked Evil Mario, who began to laugh.
"There's the laugh!" cried Pichu. "Everyone, open your mind!"
The dark force left Mario, and infected Pichu.
"Closer this time!" snarled Evil Pichu. "I need the bigger rat!"
Pikachu shocked the younger Pokemon, and the dark force left Pichu.
"OW!" cried Pichu. "Who's it in now? Is it gone?"
"Pichu, get out of here." warned Pikachu hurriedly, clearing his mind.
"Please, don't!" cried Pichu.
Pikachu bowed his head, reproachfully.
"See, come back to our side!" pleaded Pichu desperately.
Pikachu raised his head, with his eyes--purple.
"You have no idea what kind of world this will be." chuckled Evil Pikachu.
Evil Pikachu ran off, with a small knot of last-minute followers behind him. Namely, Mewtwo, who had the intelligence to help Evil Pikachu infect Ness. Ness followed as well, under Mewtwo's hypnotism.
"Pikachu, you don't want to do this!" warned Pichu. "Ness is inside!"
"Mewtwo, are you ready?" asked Evil Pikachu.
"Yes, the world will soon be ours." said Mewtwo.
"I'll infect the boy when ready." confirmed Evil Pikachu.
"Opening his mind now." grinned Mewtwo mouthlessly.
"Pikachu, don't do this!" cried Pichu.
"Open." said Mewtwo.
"Goodbye!" laughed Evil Pikachu.
"Can't we stop him?" asked Pichu.
"No problem!" smiled Link, recovering. "I told Fox to get in there with his most potent Nova Bomb!"
Link picked up his Smash Ball, and used it to reach Fox.
"I'm ready!" came Fox' voice.
"What's going on?!" asked Pichu, confused.
"Pikachu's making the dark force get Ness!" observed Fox.
"Ready to save all of us?" asked Link encouragingly.
"As I'll ever be!" smiled Fox.
"Do what you need to do!" said Link. "Detonate the bomb!"
Fox complied. "Ten!"
"I told you to save everyone!" blurted out Pichu.
"Nine!"
"Not kill them!"
"Eight!"
"Oh well, score one for me, I guess." grinned Link sadistically.
"Seven!"
"What about Ness!?" asked Yoshi furiously.
"Six!"
"Oh, yeah, him." remembered Link.
"Five!"
"Make that score two." laughed Link.
"Four!"
"Fox! Please, don't!" gasped Pichu.
"Three!" continued Fox.
"Do you know what they're doing?" asked Pichu.
"Two!"
"Have they got Ness?"
"ONE!"
The Mansion gave off a loud ringing noise.
"...Pikachu?" choked Pichu.
Luigi gave a thumbs-down with his only hand.
"Boo-a, no explosion, that sucked!" complained Luigi. He looked down dejectedly.
The Mansion blew up in a violent explosion, killing Pikachu, Ness, Mewtwo, Fox, and everyone still inside.
"Alright!" whistled Link admirably.
"That was awesome!" smiled Falco.
"I didn't-a see it, do it again!" whined Luigi.
"Pichu..." Yoshi put a hand on a sobbing Pichu's tiny shoulder for support. "What should we do?"
Link turned to them, sneering.
"Yeah, what are we gonna do? Maybe we can all cry big tears about our destroyed house!" laughed Link. "And who destroyed it? Oh that's right, me! Then I killed a rat and a snotty little kid!"
Link laughed hysterically. Then Pichu, fueled by hatred, shocked Link with all he could muster. Link fell over, dying.
"OW!" cried Link, who then died.
"Link?" asked Falco. "Link!?"
"Ok-a, hey. We killed one of your friends-a, and you killed one of-a ours." said Luigi calmly.
"Actually, we killed Pikachu and Ness, and they killed Link." pointed out Falco. "So we killed two, and they only kil-"
Falco was cut off, as Pichu shocked and killed him too.
"There-a, now it's two each!" panicked Luigi. Pichu, Yoshi, and Jigglypuff all stared at Luigi and Falcon angrily. Luigi began to sweat, even at this level of emotion, those three could seem intimidating. "RUN!"
"Jigglypuff, get that Super Scope!" said Pichu, spying one on the ground.
"Okay!" smiled Jigglypuff, charging a shot.
"And don't do anything stupid with it!" warned Pichu.
"Okay!" smiled Jigglypuff, immediately accidentally shooting Pichu with it. Pichu died. "Wait, what?"
Luigi Green Missiled towards her, but missed, and Jigglypuff kept on running, while Falcon drove on ahead in the Blue Falcon. Yoshi threw an egg at it, but only managed to draw him away from Peach.
"Ma'am, I'll protect you!" assured Yoshi.
"I'll-a help!" smiled Mario. "And if anyone else needs help-a, I'd be happy to assist-a!"
Yoshi threw an egg at Mario's chest, making contact with his heart. Mario fell over.
"OW-A!" cried Mario, coughing up his heart.
"Oh, looks like Mario CAN'T help!" said a jealous Yoshi. "And Peach, it looks like this is it! We're doomed, homeless, and now Mario is dead and can't help us!"
"I'm-a not dead!" smiled Mario. "If you-a could just hand-a me my heart..."
Yoshi threw another egg at Mario and watched him die.
"And now that Mario is dead, we're doomed!" cried Yoshi dramatically.
"This is scary!" complained Peach.
"If you're going to die, shouldn't it be in the arms of a confident, heroic, man?" asked Yoshi hopefully.
"I guess so!" smiled Peach eagerly, taking a step closer to Yoshi.
"I've always wanted to go out with you, Peach." admitted Yoshi quickly.
"Oh, Yoshi! I love you too!" said Peach. Yoshi leaned in closer, and both he and Peach closed their eyes. Yoshi's head then was set on fire.
"ARARARARARARRAR!" yelled Yoshi, who then died.
"Easy-a target!" chuckled Luigi, blowing imaginary smoke off of his only palm.
"Luigi!" complained Peach tearfully. "I liked him!"
Peach bodily threw Toad at Luigi, killing them both.
"I think I can move on now!" smiled Peach.
She didn't have much time to move on though, as Falcon ran her over with the Blue Falcon.
"OW!" cried Peach, dying. "You killed a woman!"
"Who cares!" laughed Falcon. He saw the only living competition left.
Jigglypuff ran further off, charging a Super Scope shot.
"Now it's time to end this fight!" said Falcon, confidently, chasing after Jigglypuff.
Falcon managed to chase her to the edge of a wall that survived the explosion, but Jigglypuff fired the Super Scope, and it was all over. The Blue Falcon burst into flame, killing Captain Falcon.
"I won!" laughed Jigglypuff. "I beat everyone! Now I can revolutionize this story!"
The story ended.
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A tribute to everyone who died.
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Well, my first mainstream fanfiction is now over. Please, review. I'd like to credit everyone who reviewed, namely the regular readers, and a shout-out to the great people at the Smash Mansion, who indirectly inspired me to register and make the story. Wouldn't have existed without those people. Just out of interest, full story, what was your favorite part and/or chapter?
THE END.