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Language (bad Mello!)

Also-this has spoilers up to Chapter 10.

Do I have to put the disclaimer every time --

Here's Mello's thoughts yo!

Mello's Thoughts

He's eating a bar of Ghiradeli chocolate -winks-

Crunchy or smooth? Chocolate, chocolatey goodness! Do I have a sugar high all the time?

Maybe that's why I have emotions. Near doesn't eat candy or anything…does he? What an

Idiot! All he is is a cold, heartless freak! I hate him! He is always so "cool"….uggggggghh. The

Kira case will never be solved with us competing. I refuse to work with him ever! What a jerk!

Matt hasn't called about the research. He's totally addicted to his games, but I need that

research. Maybe I'll threaten to take away his cigarettes if he doesn't come up with something,

yeah. That would motivate his ass!! Oooohhhhh, this piece is nutty. -licks lips- Do I drool when

I eat chocolate? I probably do. It is sooo good! Does chocolate have any bad chemicals in it? I

hope not, not that I would actually care or anything. It is the only thing I eat…normally. I will be

Number One!!!! Omfg! Being in second caused my mental instability. Near never let me win as

a child! That didn't help, Near. He should've given me a chance, but nooooOOOOOOOO!

Crazy bastard: using me like a chess piece! I am not a tool!! OH! What tools are used to make

those cool crunch bars into that cool design? What if I worked in a chocolate factory? That

would be SOO cool! Then, all the "free" samples I could ever want. Seriously, Matt could hack

into the Wonka factory's system and steal the designs for their chocolates. I should be working

on the Kira case, but without my Mafia to help me, it's impossible to do now. Was I like the

Godfather? I am not "big" though, like the real guy. I am skinny and I eat tons of chocolate a

year. I have problems, but so does everyone else. I am normal, unlike that white-haired Near.

He plays with toys, at age 18? That is a serious problem. I eat, at least. He doesn't ever eat,

as far as I can tell. He probably has Pica like Matt. Where is he, anyways? I need his

motorcycle later for my own special investigation. Tokyo's Top 50 Chocolate Bars. I must try

all of them because they may be different than America's chocolate. Maybe. I wonder who L

really chose to be his successor. Could he have really chosen Near over me? Yes, I have

emotions and like to make my hair presentable, but that doesn't count me out. I have the trait

of sugar-addiction. I totally win against Near for that! I am finally Number One!!!! –claps-I

should call Matt, I need more chocolate. This time: caramel and dark chocolate. Then, a

thorough investigation of Japan's chocolate and the Wonka factory. I wonder if Near has

found out as much as me? He gave me my picture back to me: weird and unlike him. It was

nice of him, actually. He's adorable when he plays with his little cars and trains. NO!! I hate

that little bastard! I will be Number One and kick his scrawny little Pica-ass!!!!!!! But I need

more chocolate first, slowpoke Matt!!

I hope this isn't too bad –sighs-

Mello is very emotional, even on the inside. Almost bi-polar!! lolz

Thanks for reviewing –bows-

Should my next one be Mikami or Misa? (They both love Kira/Light)