A/N: Hey there! Sorry this took so long to post. I've been really busy. I don't have much to say this time except to please review! I love reading them and I generally reply to almost all of them unless I lose track of who I did and didn't reply to already. Anyway, without further ado…

Chapter Three…"Not Honeymoon…honeymoon."

"Hermione! Draco! Welcome! Come inside."

"Thanks Ginny. Where's Harry?"

"He's in the kitchen. He's missed you!"

"Hermione!"

"Harry!"

"How was your honeymoon?"

"Well—"

"Draco…"

"Don't even go there, mate."

"Ronald!"

"Hermione! How are you?"

"Fine. Tired, but well, nonetheless."

"Oh yeah. I can imagine. All of that relaxing must have taken a real toll on you!"

"Oh stop it."

"Well, we did more than just relax you know. We—"

"Draco, really!"

"Alright, I think we can head into the kitchen now. Harry and Ron, lead the way."

"Thanks, Ginny. I don't want to know where that conversation would have gone."

"No problem Hermione. Although, Draco seemed really excited to brag about you… Oh, don't laugh. You know it's true."

"Well…"

"Anyway, we should go with the guys. They probably can't find the kitchen. We still haven't gotten used to the bloody new house."

"Right. Draco does have a keen sense for where the liquor is though."

"Not in this house, he won't. Believe me!"

"Draco! Wait!"

"What?"

"The liquor will wait for you, you know."

"Oh very funny, Mrs. Malfoy. You're a right comic."

"I know. I'm just that amazing. Ohh! Draco!"

"Hey! Honeymoon's over, you two!"

"Ronald! Just leave them be!"

"But Ginny, love, really we don't want to see that."

"You too Harry! Head to the kitchen. We'll meet you there okay?"

"Fine. If we can find it."

"You, Ronald, will be able to smell the roasting lamb when you're within 10 metres of the place."

"…"

"Alright. Let's go then."

XXX

"SURPRISE!"

"Wh- What?"

"Happy Birthday Draco!"

"Hermione! You knew about this?"

"Well…"

"I thought we were just going to have a quiet dinner tomorrow…"

"Draco? You don't like it? I just thought you might like to have an actual party instead. Err…"

"No! It's not that… It's just that…well, I've never really had a birthday party before. Or, friends to share it with really."

"Oh, Draco…Well, you've got it now. It'll be great fun. You'll see."

"Yeah, mate. We'll get you knackered on some great firewhiskey while the women gossip in the Kitchen and Fleur runs around after baby Phoenicia. It'll be great!"

"Harry's right. Then, you'll open that mound of presents over there after we've finally convinced Phoenicia that they're not important and eat cake."

"Cake, Ron? Is that all you can ever think of?"

"Sorry, Pansy. I'm hungry, that's all."

"Well, the food will be ready in about a half hour. You men can go listen to a quidditch game or something."

"Okay. We'll do that…Err, living room's this way…"

"Harry, it's the opposite way, love."

'Right. Sorry. Over here then."

"Finally, they're gone!"

"Pansy! Are you that excited to get rid of him?"

"Angelina, don't tell me you weren't ready to see Fred leave. Stop laughing Katie! You too!"

"Girls, really! We all know why we wanted to have the men leave."

"Why? Wait, why are you all looking at me? Fleur, why did we want the men to leave?"

"Seriously Hermione. You're the brightest witch in your year, you honestly don't understand?"

"What?!"

"How was the honeymoon?"

"Oh, it was great. They had these really beautiful flowers—"

"Hermione!"

"Ginny! Why are you yelling? You just asked me about my honeymoon and I'm telling you all about it!"

"…"

"Wha— oh. OH! You mean…the honeymoon. Well, it was amazing, if you know what I mean."

"Finally! She's catching on!"

"Thanks Pansy. You asked about the honeymoon! How was I supposed to know you meant the honeymoon?"

"Well, if we had wanted to ask about foliage, we wouldn't have bothered sending the men out. Now, they'll come back in time to open presents as stumbling idiots and set bad examples for Phoenicia. Besides just acting like fools, that is."

"Oh, well, that makes sense I suppose."

"Yeah –"

"FOOD!"

"Could you really hear the bell from the living room Ron?"

"Yeah, Ginny I actually could. I'm that hungry!"

"You're ALWAYS that hungry!"

"Aw, bugger off. "

"Oh, don't you tell me to bugger off Ronald!"

"Hey, when did mum come? Oh, wait. Sorry Ginny! I didn't mean it! Put down the frying pan!"

"Fred…"

"Really, Gin. I was only joking!"

"I am not mum!"

"I never said you were! Well…"

"FRED!"

"Sorry! Sorry! OW!"

"There, that's what you get. Watch out, or next time it won't be the ladle. It'll be the entire pan!"

"Hermione. Is their family always like this?"

"Yes, love. It really is. Isn't it great?"

"Great? Err…yes. That's it."

A/N: Okay, there was chapter three. It was more a of real life take I suppose and it was actually pretty hard to try to have a dialogue-only conversation between more than two people. I kept trying to make it clear who was speaking when without inserting their names too often to make it sound forced. I hope I succeeded. Tell me what you think!

Xx Snow