A/N: I give all who've reviewed great big hugs! All the others that just passed by... You're mean! T.T ... I REALLY need a life...
"Why me!" whined Sakura, throwing stuff in her suitcase while Ino prepared the hair dye.
"What's the big deal?" asked the blonde.
"I... Hate... Sasuke!" the pink haired kunoichi yelled. "You didn't noticed that when I told you that I wished he would just leave me alone?"
"Well, no, actually," she answered. "You don't really hate him, I know it."
"Oh? And how would you know that?"
"What else did you say that day?"
"That I want to kill him and give him to Orochimaru for a birthday present?"
"No, before that," answered Ino.
"... I'm drawing a blank."
"You said in your exact words, 'If only I could hate him'."
Silence...
"You know, I think I might hate you as much as I hate Sasuke."
"Which, apparently, isn't a lot. Now, sit down so I can dye your hair."
She sat down and let her dye her hair.
Once she finished, they rinsed the dye out and Ino helped her put in her eye contacts.
"Argh... How am I going to wear eye contacts when I can't even put them in right!"
"You'll just have to ask Sasuke to help you with them."
"Damn..."
"Why me? Why her? Why this goddamn mission!" yelled Sasuke, throwing random things into a suitcase.
"I don't get what's so wrong with you being on this mission with Sakura-chan," Naruto stated.
"I just don't very much like her."
"Huh... Then, why did you say you wanted to start things up again while I was taking you back to Konoha?"
"... I changed my mind..."
"Because she told you that she didn't like you?" he asked. "She was angry, I'm sure she didn't mean it."
"She slapped me, yelled, 'Y hate you, go away!' then ran away..."
"Well, uh... At least you don't hate her!"
"Don't I?"
"You only pretend to hate her," he answered. "I see the way you look at her when you think nobody's looking."
"With intense rage and hatred?"
"No, before you remember you're pretending to hate her."
"... Shut up and help me find a pseudonym!"
"A pseudo-what?"
"An alias? A fake name?"
"Oh... How about... George Bush?"
"Who?"
"I dunno, I think it means old, stupid guy."
"Stop kidding around, Naruto, I need a real name that doesn't have anything to do with old, stupid guys."
Naruto sat there, thinking...
It took until Sasuke had finished packing, dyed his hair brown and put in his brown eye contacts for Naruto to say, "I got nothin'..."
"Fine, I'll just say my name is Sugiyama uri," he stated. (A/N: The first name of his English voice actor and the last name of him Japanese voice actor! n.n)
So, the two left the house and headed toward the gates of the village.
"Anything else you need?" asked Ino, walking with Sakura towards the gate.
"I need a fake name," she answered.
"Hm..."
"Well, I guess I could use the name Chiyo and use whatever last name Sasuke made."
"Oh, right, you two are gonna be married..."
"Unfortunately..."
"Well, I guess there's only one more thing I can tell you."
"Oh?" asked the pink haired kunoichi with little more than faint interest. "What's that?"
"Just don't do anything I wouldn't do."
"Uh, Ino, you have a kid... What wouldn't you do?"
"Oh, uh... hen, don't do anything I would do."
Sakura shook her head, smirking.
She set her suitcase on the ground, standing before the gate.
"I'll see you when you come back," she said, setting her backpack on the ground.
"Bye," Ino replied, giving her friend a hug.
And then she was gone...
Naruto walked with Sasuke out of the house.
"Just don't get her pregnant, will ya?"
"I'm not making any promises..."
Naruto's face turned red from something in between anger and embarrassment at the thought of that.
"Relax, I was only kidding."
Naruto shook his head, gave Sasuke a slap on the back and left while Sasuke headed to the border gates.
"Well, you're not neccessarily a very light packer," commented Sasuke, watching Sakura shoulder her backpack and pick up her suitcase.
"We don't know how long we'll be gone for, we've got to be prepared for anything."
"Whatever... Got a name?"
"Chiyo..."
"Sugiyama Yuri."
"Sugiyama Chiyo? Well, it's not terrible, I guess..."
"Yeah, you could've been stuck with your boring old name..."
"Shut up..."
"Hi, we have reservations," Sakura greeted once they made it to Iwa.
It was an exhasperatingly long travel, not only because they had to walk like a civillian so as not to arouse suspicion, but she had to argue with that damn Uchiha pretty much the whole way there!
"What's your name?"
"It was reserved by my employer-"
"She means our employer," Sasuke interrupted. "Zen is his name."
"Ah, um, let me see..."
She flipped a few pages in a book, her eyes skimming the pages.
"Oh, here it is, the Honeymoon suite?"
What?!" Sakura exclaimed.
Sasuke cringed at the volume of her voice.
"I'm sorry, she has ADHD," he told her. "Yes, that's it. Our employer has given us an all-expenses-payed honeymoon as a wedding gift to us."
"Oh, that was sweet of your employer," commented the lady. "So, here's your key and Keichi will lead you to your room."
She snapped her fingers and a man took Sakura's suitcase and lead them all the way up the stairs until they got to the top floor.
He lead them to a room that was labelled, "Honeymoon Suite" and took out his spare key.
Unlocking it, he let them in and set the luggage on the floor.
Sakura was surprised at how big the room was.
While Sakura jumped around the room, looking at everything: The bed (Not bed's'), the mini fridge, the dresser, the nightstand that held a complimentary box of condoms, she inspected that thoroughly.
Sasuke watched this, shaking his head in embarrassment.
Then, the man named Keichi cleared his throat and got his tip.
Once he shut the door, he eyed Sakura warily while she jumped on the large bed.
"Must you do that?" he asked.
"Why don't you go make some of those condoms into balloons then you can replace that stick up your ass with something more comfortable?"
"What do you eat that makes you this annoying?"
"My special mix of sugar mixed with more sugar!"
Sasuke shook his head again and prepared himself for a looooong night...
A/N: I likee!