Chapter

Whodunit?

Part 2 The Alibis

(Roxy's pov)

"Right, who would commit a crime so despicable yet ingenius plan yet?" Justine pondered. "Soooooooooooooooooo, Crash, Clay, Tracy, Jackie and Layla, what your alibi?"

"Well we spiked Elaine's cake with..." Jackie began and thenCelestia interrupted, "With LSD so she thinks she's wearing fashionable stuff but really she's wearing something from the garbage can after the 60s?"

"No we spiked it with something hotter than the sun with a nuclear bomb from Iraq," Clay answered (A/N: It's really hard trying to do Clay language! So don't blame me if this is a pile of bullshit!), "So how in tarnation could we have been in two places at once when we were watching the effects of that darn spicy cake?"

"hmmmmmmmmmmm, ok you five are off the case," Justine said scratching their names off the board.

"Hey what about us! We should be scratched off that list now too! We're the reason why Mike was covered with that gross Flour! We were watching from behind the large table,"I protested.

"We are most certainly innocent!" Omi said. "But we left the door a bit open so the criminal could get in and move in for its murder."

"That's move in for its kill," Kimiko corrected.

"That too, enough chat chit, cross us off that list!" Omi yelled. Justine sighed and scratched them off.

"This means it only leaves the lovebirds, the Wellards and Becca here who is obviously the prime suspect!" Justine explained. The quartet sighed at thier new name.

"We have an alibi! We were poisoning her lemonade with absolutely no sugar and instead we put in soap flakes," Celestia protested. "It serves her right for looking as though someone had thrown a garbage can over her. Clay and Jackie saw us spying on her, didn't you guys?"

"Right you four are off, Bexy there's really no point for the Wellards to point out their alibi so i'm very sorry (NOT!) but i'm gonna turn you in," Justine proclaimed pityingly.

"I don't think so detective pea brain, because when it happened, Crash was expressing his undying love to me," Rebecca ecplained.

"No I didn't! I was helping you with your English homework!"

"Crash? you and Bexy? That is the saddest thing I've heard all year!" Justine said scornfully.

"Right that leaves the Wellards, own up now, or else!" Justine threatened, she didn't scare me.

"We were flattening her tyres while she got iced! How the hell could we have been in two places at once!" My thick brother replied.

"Right, I think it's time for the exhibits," Justine said and strode over to a table nearby with a white cloth over it and some lumps. She swung the cloth off and then showed an icing gun, a water gun, a weird blue orb, some waterbombsand a pirate cannon . "First we need a guinea pig." Everyone stepped back apart vfrom my brother as he wasn't paying attention looked up and said, "Well, I'm not doing it." Justine grabbed a hold of his and put him in front of a blank wall.

"Exhibit A, the cake makers choice," Justine said as Jackie walked over to it and aimed at Rio But missed completely and the cake mix went onto a slurpy mess on the floor.

"Pathetic," Justine muttered. "Exhibit B, the Wellard's common choice of weapon." I walked over and aimed at my brother but at the moment of the shot I pointed it at Crash who got a gush of paint on him as he sreamed.

"Good but this was obviously not the weapon responsible," Justine commented as she took the gun off me. "Exhibit C the water bombs." Kimiko walked over to one of them and aimed it at Rio dead on. My dumb brother got soaked in the face.

"Good, but obviously you needed ten pairs of hands to do a full body job," Justine remarked. "Exhibit D. This wonderful blue orb that Omi was carrying." The boastful cheesehead swaggered over to the orb and (A/N: People Omi learnt to control Shen Gong Wu non-verbally) his dots appeared on his head as a great spurt of water came shoooting out.

"Well, we'll put this in the prime suspect's corner," Justine said as she took the orb into a faraway corner. "Time for Exhibit D. Marco's pirate cannon." Marco shook up the bottle and then a giant fountain of some weird beige liquid came shooting out and ricocheted on my brother who was now covered with unbelievable slime and gunk. Crash's face contorted, Celestia's mouth dropped suddenly, Rio wiped the gloop out of his eyes and Justinewhispered dangerously, "You little monsters!"

"But it's not us! We have an alibi too! we were hiding our treasure from Bluebeard Boyack! (A/N: Elaine's surname is Boyack.)When she was being iced!" Marco said, Milly nodding quickly. Everyone started to talk at once as all of a sudden the extremely quiet Alice started to shout but no one heard her then she had it and droppped the blue orb which caused a tremendous crash. All eyes were on the fairy weirdo.

"I did it. Elaine wanted me to go out with foster parents who didn't believe in fairies.So I wanted to get grounded. I borrowed Marco and Milly's pirate cannon and the rest was easy enough. I don't want to go, you lot are all my friends," Alice confessed.

"I'm not," I muttered. My brother gave me a warning look and nudged me. Shelley walked in and said, "Right, I want the guilty party to step forward." Alice took a step and weirdly everyone too Rio nudged me forth too.

"Right, you all are grounded and I'm going to give you all a leture about discipline. Justine, you may go, this doesn't involve you." Shelley said. All of a sudden the lights flashed off and then SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGH!Justine was holding the pirate cannnon triumphantly looking at an iced Shelly and said, "Well looks like I won't be spending Saturday alone."

Well guys waddya think of that? Please R&R!