One Horror of a Picture Show - Chapter 2
First, an apology. I normally don't take long to post new chapters, but I just transfered to college and the computer I'm using now is a Mac, which I'm highly unused to. I found a word processor on it, but it's crap, so I have to type in all the damned tags while I'm typing up the story. As you can imagine, it is a true pain in the ass, but I love the world enough to not leave it hanging. The show must go on!
Disclaimer (Again. Heh.): I still don't own The Rocky Horror Picture Show or the Time Warp(no one can by now. XD) and I don't own Naruto. Unfortunately, I no longer own Microsoft Word, so this is an unsaved Document! (Wee!) or Chapter one being recycled. (Neato!) Yes. Purnip is cheap.
Let the madness begin...
Act 1 Scene 4
Jirobo and Tayuya finally pull their attention away from Kidomaru to find Kabuto before a dusky mirror with a fiendish grin and glasses that reflected to infinity.
Kabuto: "It's astounding...Time is fleeting...Madness...takes it's toll...But listen closely! Not for much longer...I've got to...keep control."Kabuto signals to Kidomaru, who frowns as Kabuto then breaks into a freaky dance that nobody really wanted to see even though they wanted to (you know.)
Kabuto: "I remember! Doin' the time warp! Drinking those moments when blackness would hit me!"
Kidomaru smirks. Jirobo and Tayuya, officially weirded out, give each other this half-second "what the hell?" glance before returning their attention to the weirdo dancing in the room.
Kabuto: "And the void would be calling!"
Kabuto suddenly pulls open the two large doors labeled "Pawns", revealing a dark black, gold, and vast room, where at the end are a few select sound Shinobi dressed in frilly masqerade-like costumes. They are Orochimaru's choice henchmen, or at least, for now. Jirobo and Tayuya suddenly realise they have seen them before, when they recieved the invitations earlier that day. They throws their arms out in welcome as Kabuto shimmies on in.
Shinobi: "Let's do the time warp again!"
Tayuya curses in suprise, Jirobo corrects her.
Shinobi: "Let's do the time warp again!"
Narrator: "It's just a jump to the left."
Shinobi: "And then a step to the riiiieeeiiiight!"
Narrator: "With your hands on your hips."
Shinobi: "You bring your knees in tiiiiight! But it's the pelvic thrust! They really drive you insaaaaane! LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!"
Tayuya is actually swinging to the song, but notices Jirobo making for the door.
Shinobi: "Let's do the time warp again!"
Tayuya goes after Jirobo, but they both run into Kidomaru, who is in an almost trance-like state, looking just as insane as Kabuto did himself.
Kidomaru: "It's so dreeeamy...Oh, fancy free me, so you can't see me...No not at all..."
Both Tayuya and Jirobo glance at each other in alarm, simultaneously realising that Kidomaru is under a genjutsu.
Kidomaru: "In another dimension...with voyeuristic intention...Well secluded I see all. With a bit of a mind flip, you're into the time slip...nothing will ever seem the same." He has both of them keeping their distance from him. "You're spaced out on sensation." Both are backing up towards the center of the room again "Like you're under sedation..."
Shinobi: "LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!"
Jirobo and Tayuya frown, realising they got nowhere.
Shinobi: "Let's do the time warp again!"
Sakon, one of the newer additions to Oto, appears at the end of the ballroom, singing along with near as much madness as Kidomaru...only most of it is his own. O.o
Sakon: "Well I was walking...down the street, just having a think...when this snake of a guy...gave me an evil wink. Well it shook me up! It took me by surprise. He had a pick-up truck...And the devil's eyes. He stared at me...and I felt a change. Time meant nothing, never would again!"
Shinobi: "LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!"
Jirobo and Tayuya are officially terrified.
Narrator: "It's just a jump to the left."
Shinobi: "And then a step to the riiiieeeiiiight!"
Narrator: "With your hands on your hips."
Shinobi: "You bring your knees in tiiiiight! But it's the pelvic thrust! They really drive you insaaaaane! LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN! Let's do the time warp again!"
Suddenly, all the guests in the room collapse, either falling out of a genjutsu or exhastion or...well, who gives a fuck!? Jirobo and Tayuya want to leave but...they cant just /leave/.
Tayuya: "Well...say something!" Pokes Jirobo.
Jirobo: (long pause) "Do any of you actually...do ninja...stuff? At all?"
No one is amused. Tayuya puts a hand to her head in embarrassment as the Shinobi get up and glare at him.
Narrator
And that's all for Chapter 2. XD I know, sucks huh? It's just the Time Warp Naruto-fied, but let me tell you something, on this Mac that took two hours to type.; So I /really/ love you guys. Next one should be tomorrow or next day. More will happen, it's just that for the Time Warp I /wanted/ the words to be word for word from the RHPS. Send more reviews!