Here, the master of this mansion is to make his appearance. But is he as odd as the servants, or as insane as his Shinobi guests?...
Well, DUH.
Disclaimer: Blahdy, blah. Don't own Naruto or RHPS so yeah.
Act 2 Scene 1
Jirobo and Tayuya slowly back up as the Shinobi give them nasty looks, as though they suddenly turned all serious-like when Jirobo spoke. Behind them, the lift is descending, as a figure dressed in an Akatsuki robe taps his foot to the rhythm of a different kind. They don't notice, though the Shinobi stare reverently.
Jirobo: "See, I knew we should have left. We're surronded by wack-jobs dancing show tunes."
Tayuya: "Get a grip, Jirobo! I just wanted to check out the party."
Jirobo: "So that's what it was! I came in here for a phone. A phone damnit!"
Tayuya: "Well look who's cursing now."
Jirobo: "Whatever man! Let's just get out of here."
Tayuya: "You want to get a phone don't you?"
Jirobo: "Wait a minute...you're not seriously suggesting we /stay/, are you?"
Tayuya: "We need a phone! And I'm /still/ not going out there in the middle of nowhere! Let's just stick around, wait for the weed everyone smoked to get out of thier systems, and then ask for the phone."
Jirobo: "No amount of weed can to that" Madly gestures to the Shinobi. "to people."
Act 2 Scene 2
Song: Evil Mad Genius (Instead of "Sweet Transvestite")
Tayuya suddenly catches on to the tapping of the shoe and curses when she sees the man comming down in the lift before them. Color exposes him before the Shinobi, and the lift doors fly open. The camera zooms in on his pale face and spooky yellow snake eyes.
Orochimaru: "How do you do?" Wanders over to Jirobo and Tayuya, looking at them up and down. "I see you've met my fellow henchman. He's a little dismayed, because when you knocked, he though you were the candyman."
Kabuto frowns, looking a bit hurt.
Orochimaru: "Don't get strung up by the way I look..."
Orochimaru strides down the the end of the room towards the velvet throne.
Orochimaru: "Don't judge a book by it's cover. I'm no longer the man that I once had become, but I'm still one evil mother-lover..."
Orochimaru drops the Akatsuki cloak to the floor, revealing his pale yellow attire with the gigantic purple rope tied around him as he then sits on the throne in a very suggestive manner, causing Tayuya to blush and the Shinobi to squeal with delight.
Orochimaru: "I'm just an evil..mad genius from...Hi no Kuni, Konoha.
He approaches Jirobo and Tayuya now, circling them with intent.
Orochimaru: "Let me show you around, the whole land of Sound, since you both look like you're pretty strong."
Orochimaru has rounded them towards the center of the room.
Orochimaru: "Or it's a bit too intense, you can simply stay put, I'm just not into dragging others along."
Jirobo tries to get Orochimaru's attention by walking about him, but Orochimaru moves past him to greet the Shinobi.
Jirobo: "Look, it's cool and all, but our car's worse than stalled, and we really just want to use a phone."
Tayuya nods in agreement.
Jirobo: "We'll just stick around, until we make our call, then we'll head out on our own." Blinks realizing now that he just rhymed rather unconsciously.
Orochimaru then turns to them with a wide grin.
Orochimaru: "You crash into a gate, Now isn't that fate? Well children, don't you panic. By the light of the night, I'll seem alright. I'll get you a satanic...mechanic."
Orochimaru now turns from the two and walks past the Shinobi, heading for the other end of the room.
Orochimaru: "I'm just an evil..mad genius from...Hi no Kuni, Konoha.
From the throne, Orochimaru gestures to Jirobo and Tayuya as he slowly adds the next verse.
Orochimaru: "Why don't you...stay for the night?"
Kidomaru: "Heh, night."
Orochimaru: "Or maybe a bite..."
Kidomaru: "Ha! Bite..."
Orochimaru: "I can show you my latest obsession. I've been keeping a man, with white hair and...rare clan, and he'll be useful for my future..intention..."
From an overhead view, the Shinobi are seen about Orochimaru, adoringly close to him.
Orochimaru: "I'm just an evil..mad genius from...Hi no Kuni, Konoha.
Orochimaru makes for the lift. Shinobi follow, repeating the last parts of the last verse. When Orochimaru makes it to the top, he glances at Jirobo and Tayuya below.
Orochimaru: "So come up to the Lab, and see what's on the slab. I see you shiver with anticipation. But maybe the rain is really to blame, so I'll remove the cause, but not the symptom."
Narrator: End of Chapter Threeeeee! Four will be oh so soon. I hoped you liked it, since I ended up making up something else in place of Sweet Transvestite with a lot of the original lyrics that made more sense for this intact. I know, bad me. Everyone wanted to picture Orochimaru in transvestite attire, but no. XD Next chapter you shall see Kimimaro! Yay! Oh, and a little teaser, but there will be a few 'special unexpected guests' playing as Dr. Scotty and a different included role I had to add to make sense, but it won't effect the flow of the RHPS in this play. In fact, it was /why/ they were added. So stay tuned!"