Seadog
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It's dark, but I see Gothy walking in. She looks nice again, which isn't anything new, but I think about it anyway. She turns the heartbeat on and it starts to move through me, making me feel. She swivels on her heals and starts to wake up the mechanicals, which hum in acknowledgement.
Then she sits on a swinging object, and scrunches her face up in boredom… she doesn't seem to have much to do so I drift off…
…Whoopee, I cheer as people walk into my Gothy's Lab, but she isn't here, she must have left to find something to do. I'm not really sure what that means but Boss Man and Cake are talking to a 'soot?' I think that's what they call them sometimes, in my opinion it's probably because they mess things up and make things dirty. Everyone knows soot gets everywhere.
They're on one of the mechanicals that has a big long thin scream that they look at things on. There looking at Doll-errs, why anyone would make something to play with that was disgusting to look at… yikes, but they are. Soot Man looks… well boring, he is wearing a plain tie that screams absolutely boring and he talks with pretty much no expression, like I said, boring.
Cake is telling them about Mike-row preening? I can just picture Mike now, in one of those wooding cups that float on water and you move around by creating awe from people… he is also one of those guys that want to look perfect, a modern man? So he's in the wooding cup and he's preening himself… silly man!
Cake is telling boring soot that 'it's good enough to stop high school kids but not rouge countries or a few of the worlds top forgers' then on the mechanical she zooms into the image and brings up the word 'untied states of America', I sit a wiggle my thumbs, or I would if I had them, so instead I hum a little tune… hummm hum hummm…
...Ooooo Italian Man is in the Lab, he's looking at the mechanical trying to find a mistake but I don't think he can see it, I see the others roll their eyes a little, but don't say anything. They let him simmer… I thought that's what they did to food? Cake tells him that 'you think a man who can find a heron in a horse's ass could find this', and yet again I'm confused, aren't horses and ass's from the same family, like donkeys, and what's a fish got to do with anything?
Soot smiles though and asks Italian Man why he reached into a horse's ass; I didn't know that animals could own others? But he said he wore a glove, like it makes a difference! I make a funny noise and everyone looks around at each other, but it gives Italian Man the chance to move the conversation onwards, and he asks what's wrong with untied states of America, I sigh, they're being slightly condescending in my opinion as I didn't even notice at first and a lot of people wouldn't have, but Cake circles untied magically with one of the mechanicals, and I 'ooooo' in awe, it's bright red… I zone out for a while…
There talking about boats, those wooding cup things that float… I marvel at the things I've learned lately, apparently humans have a lot of ways to travel in this era. There also talking about bringing in a dirt bag, but I don't think they should do that. Gothy likes her lab clean and sparkling and so do I. If they bring it in they could mess up the Lab and the mechanicals might growl and become unhappy. They already have soot in the Lab I it's messing the place up, so a bag of dirt is going to really do some damage!
Boss Man is asking Cake if there is anyone at her old agency she can trust… I get bored and watch Italian Man… Yey, my Gothy is in the other room, she must have slipped by me. She bangs on a clear force field that separates the rooms, I think they call them wind O's, she looks happy and is waving her arms frantically back and forth.
Italian Man looks happy and Boss Man smiles slightly. Now she and Boss Man are making strange shapes with their hands back and forth. It must be some sort of language, Italian Man acts slightly confused at first but when he realises what there doing he pulls a funny face, I toot in response, I don't think he understands them and I find myself correct again when he asks Boss Man what he's doing, he looks like such a little boy, who's not being allowed to play with the other children.
I feel sorry for him, but I'm also interested in what the others are doing with the shapes they keep making. That is until I realise that I also don't understand what is happening, and now I know how Italian Man feels. I feel left out. So I huff. They move into the main room of the Lab, where I am, and at least there speaking loudly now, although there still using the weird shapes with their hands, I wish they would stop, I feel left out, and I can tell Italian Man feels the same.
Don't they realise they're being mean! With a mumbled and confused "Seadog?" Italian Man follows Boss Man out the lab, leaving Gothy behind. I watch for a little while as she turns back to the mechanicals and starts humming to herself.
Gothy has gone up 'there', I'm not sure where 'there' is but I know that the stairs go up to it, and so does and elevator… I think it's a big metal cage that people go in, and it goes up and down… don't ask! So once again I'm left in the Lab to twiddle my thumbs or whatever they are, whilst everyone goes about their daily or nightly business… I picture Italian Man, when people talk of him they mainly joke about the amount of nightly business that he does, but I know the truth, most of his nightly business is spent up there, typing away.
He does come down to see me sometimes though, I see him wander around the Lab, looking at everything… just thinking, like me he enjoys time to think and where better to think than Gothy's shiny Lab.
When he leaves, I sleep, making a quick funny noise as a goodnight, he makes the same funny noise back.
We're on the same level.
So there's the next one... Again, thank you for all the reviews, X