Authors note: this is a parody based on snow white
Disclaimer: nope I don't own the characters except one.
Snow blonde numbah 4
Evil queen father
Magic toilet toilenator
Butcher delightful children from down the lane
Flirty numbah 3
Nosy numbah spy (yup he's mine)
Bitchy numbah 86
Bossy lizzie
Obsessed numbah 1
Sporty numbah 5
The prince wouldn't you like to know
On a cold day in spring Snow blonde was in the flower patch happily stomping on daisies
"na na neh stomping on the cruddy flowers na na neh stomping on the cruddy flowers" he sang while he stomped on the daisies (snow blonde just loved stomping on daisies)
"my the rumors are true, you are beautiful" an eerie monotonous voice cut through the chill
"whot! Who's there? Is that you cruddy magic toilet? I told ya I aint datin ya!" snow blonde called out
"as eager for a date we are, no, we are not a magic toilet" replied the voice
"then who the heck are ya!" shouted a short tempered snow blonde
"I my fair princess am the butcher sent by our evil flaming queen to kill you and bring a locket of your hair as proof( did you notice that all evil villains always spill their plans on purpose)"
"whot! Shouldn't it be bring meh heart as proof?" asked snow blonde
"yesss" replied the butcher
"…………….." gaped snow blonde
"………whoosh………" breathed the butcher
"YOUR STUPID YOU KNOW THAT!" screamed snow blonde in frustration
"no were not" said the butcher in a pained voice "its this stupid author she keeps making
us do weird things! were not gay! …………………………at least larry isn't!"
"……………… - ;;…………………."
"………………-…………………."
"oh forget it! I aint gonna listen to yer stupid excu… ex.. um VOICE! And I aint givin yah a cruddy lock of meh cruddy hair!" screamed snow blond
"don't sell your self short your hair is beautiful"
"0-0;; that's it im leaving!"
"wait! First give us a lock of your hair then run away into the forest!"
"whot! NO!"
"well give you a piece of butterscotch"
"okay!"
so snow blonde took some scissors cut of a lock of hair gave it to the butcher then ran into the forest and kept running for two hours straight
meanwhile the butcher was making its way back to the castle when it heard a deafening scream coming from the forest "OI CANT BELIEVE THAT CRUDDY BASTARD DIDN'T GIVE MEH MY BUTTERSCOTCH!"
end of second chapter!( sorry I know its really short )