Authors note: this is a parody based on snow white
Disclaimer: nope I don't own the characters except one.
Snow blonde numbah 4
Evil queen father
Magic toilet toilenator
Butcher delightful children from down the lane
Flirty numbah 3
Nosy numbah spy (yup he's mine)
Bitchy numbah 86
Bossy lizzie
Obsessed numbah 1
Sporty numbah 5
The prince wouldn't you like to know
Snow blonde stood fuming in the forest he couldn't believe that dirty butcher didn't give him some butterscotch, growing bored of just fuming, he fumed while walking, suddenly a weird song came from the darkness of the forest:
Rainbow monkeys rainbow monkeys oh so very round and super chunky …
the princess gasped. What was that noise it was creepy she didn't want to find out so she ran like any other princess stuck in a forest hearing weird noises would. And swore as trees and brambles caught her hair and ripped pieces of her dress.
Bringing love where ever they go….
The princess fell into a clearing panting and trying not to cry like any princess would in these circumstances.
Every ones made of a big rainbow..! giggle giggle
The princess looked a round suddenly there was silence in the forest which sent an eerie shiver down his back
"hey come on out!" the princess screamed "whoever you are!"
and the stranger ooked back at her.
And the princess grunted back at the stranger "how'd you like that eh?"
And lots of rainbow monkeys jumped out of the bushes at her! And started to try and pick the lice out of her hair!!!
"hey stop that eheheh that tickles!"
so the rainbow monkeys raised the princess and taught her their secrets and then was borne the legend of rainbow tarzan aaoaaoeeeaaooie!!!
"hey wait a one cruddy minute! Oim not supposed to be living here!" said the princess "I liked learning your secrets an' all but that's not how the story goes" so the rainbow monkeys pointed out a cottage where she'll be welcome. and they both went there seprate ways .
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end of third chapter (short again this would've been longer if me and my sister weren't distracted by the different pronunciations of rainbow .. raimbow rainbow raimbow rainbow