Thanks for reviewing! I love getting reviews, they make me way excited!

This one shot isn't as long as the other one, I had a really busy week and I wasn't expecting it.

Oh, and The TV Tragedy probably wasn't the best thing to name this update, but I couldn't think of anything better. And hey, you do get to learn everyone's favorite TV shows!

The TV Tragedy

It was a beautiful, breezy, sunny day. Wait, nevermind it's Forks!!! Never is there sun there!!!

It was a windy, rainy, stormy day in Forks. The perfect day for five vampires plus the human girlfriend to go out and do whatever it is that they do together. There, that's MUCH better!

Which Esme and Carlisle were very happy about. Finally some well deserved peace and quiet.

"Finally the kids are gone!" said Carlisle plopping down on the couch.

"Yeah, I don't know what they're doing, but I'm glad they're doing it!" Esme sat down beside him.

That's when the moment was ruined by a door slamming shut. Dang.

"I call the TV! America's Next Top Model is on!" squealed Rosalie.

"Hey, but the football game is on! We're watching that!" bellowed Emmett.

"But it's Hannah Montana time!! You get the BEST of both worlds…..!" Alice was shut up by the freaky looks everyone was giving her. "What? I LOVE that show!"

"You know what? Whatever Alice, but we're watching Heroes and that's that," stated Edward.

"Heroes? You actually watched that show? Does it like make you feel good about and make you think you're a "hero"?" interrogated Rosalie who earned a death glare from Edward.

"But I want to watch That's So Raven!!!!!!!!!!" yelled out Jasper. At that everybody just looked at him like he'd gone bonkers. "What Raven is physic, Alice has visions. That show makes me happy!"

Edward just was about to say how wrong that was on SO many levels when Bella cut in. "I have the best idea! It will totally make everyone happy! Why don't we just watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer!?!?"

At that Bella looked up to see two fuming vampires, two that looked just befuddled, and then there was Alice who started laughing hysterically.

"Not funny!" she managed to state after she's regained herself and took a look at Rosalie's glare she was sending Bella.

"I was just joking" murmured Bella as the 6 of them moseyed on in to the living room where Esme and Carlisle were.

"Actually kids we're watching Grey's Anatomy," confirmed Carlisle who had just heard the whole arguement.

"But then I'll just get blood thirsty!!" complained Jasper.

"And then he'll have to kill Bella. Not cool!" said Emmett, snatching up the remote. "And besides I'm watching the football game. This is my big multi-plasma screen TV! So I get to decide what we watch!!!"

Then Edward just tackled Emmett, to get the remote, and they got into an enormous brawl, which let me tell you, is not pretty between two vampires.

Then Jasper plunged in while Rosalie, Bella, and Alice just plunked down on the couch. "Boys this is only going to end in tears!" yelled Rosalie over the commotion.

After much hustle and bustle and yelps and vampire noises, Edward's arm just so happened to flail out to the side to punch Jasper nose, but ill-fatally smacked Emmett's TV and it broke into a tiny thousand pieces that shattered to the floor.

Not good.

Moral of the story: TV remotes cause trouble. Big trouble. Emmett sized trouble. Just let him watch his football game!

Hahahaha...and there you have it. Jasper likesThat's So RavenI bet you weren't expecting that. Hahaha...please review!