Hey everyone! Thank you so much for the reviews. I really apperciate them! Sorry it's taken me so long to update, I've been really busy and on vacation so I haven't been close to a computer.

So I know this one is about a road trip and is not the most original story line, but I wrote it in the car on my way to Oregon, so that's why it's about a road trip. Enjoy!

Road Trip!

"Edward stop swerving on the road!" shrieked Rosalie.

"I'm not! It's the wind smart one!" said Edward.

"Why isn't the portable DVD player working?" asked Emmett while punching the screen. "I need to rewatch the Fiesta Bowl!"

"The Fiesta Bowl?" asked Esme while looking up from her sewing.

"The best college football game in history!" announced Emmett. "Whoops." The portable DVD player screen shattered to pieces.

"Great! Now I'll never get to watch Ella Enchanted!" complained Alice.

"We weren't going to watch that! We were going to watch the Fiesta Bowl!" yelled Emmett.

"Whoa!! Tumbleweeds!" screamed Alice while pointing out the window. "They're tumbling!"

"Which is exactly why they are called tumbleweeds, they tumble! Who would have thought?" sarcastically remarked Rosalie.

"Look kids, the Geiser Grand Hotel! That's where we are staying!" said Carlisle while pointing at a billboard.

"Don't run over the tumbleweeds!" shrieked Alice.

"Alice! No one cares about the tumbleweeds!" stated Rosalie.

"COWS!!!" yelled Emmett. Everyone in the car turned to look at him. "What? I like cows."

"Emmett, grow up." Rosalie rolled her eyes.

"And you lighten up!" said Emmett.

"Stop fighting, you two!" said Jasper. "Just kiss and make up!"

Promptly, Emmett and Rosalie started making out.

"Great Jasper. Now look what you started!" said Edward.

"Look guys, I said make UP not OUT!!!!" yelled Jasper, spreading waves of annoyance all over the car with his super powers.

I am an arms dealer. Pity you, with weapons in the form of words blasted throughout the car from the radio.

"Bella! Turn your stupid emo music DOWN!" demanded Rosalie.

"Rosalie! Don't yell at Bella!" growled Edward.

"EDWARD! Eyes on the road!" said Esme. "Don't make your father come up there and drive!"

"Bathroom break for the human!" announced Edward while taking a sharp turn into a rest stop.

"Actually Edward I—" Bella was cut off by Rosalie exclaiming "Well I definitely need a hair and make up check, so this is good."

With a sigh from Bella; her, Alice, and Rosalie stepped out of the green SUV to practically be blown away by the wind. Dust clouds practically hid them from view. They ran up the hill towards the restroom but unfortunately turned the wrong way.

"The Men's Room?!?! Ewwww!!!!" shrieked Rosalie. They ran over the Woman's side.

"This is gross," announced Alice. "Bella, hurry and go do your business."

Rosalie looked at herself in the mirror and screamed. "My hair!" It was horribly windblown. Alice giggled.

The way back to the SUV wasn't any better. Bella tripped over a fence and scraped up her hands and knees.

As the car started going again, they drove into a dust storm.

"You can't even see the car in front of you!" stated Esme.

"We're going to die!" yelled Emmett.

Crack! Edward swerved almost going off the road.

"That stupid white pick up truck with two adults and a kid in it, hit a rock on our windshield!" growled Edward.

"Edward, slow down!" screamed Alice.

"We're going to die!!!" yelled Emmett.

All of a sudden, just as Bella took out her camera to remember the event, the dust and dirt disappeared. Bella sighed.

"This stupid SUV won't go over 150!" complained Edward.

"Time zone change!" squealed Alice.

"Whoa! My cell phone changed itself!" stated Rosalie.

"Which means it's smarter then you!" remarked Edward.

"Wait you mean that last hour didn't happen?" questioned Edward. "Weird."

"Emmett….never mind," said Esme. "Slow down, Edward! I mean we do have an extra hour!"

"Am I the only one that doesn't care about a time change?" asked Jasper.

"I really don't either." Stated Bella.

"Train! Choo choo! Chuga chuga, chuga chuga, choo choo!" squealed Alice.

"Count the train cars!" said Esme.

"Mom, we're not like 5." Said Rosalie.

"1, 2, 3…" said Emmett counting the cars.

"1! 2! 3! Like a bird I sing, cause you've given me the most beautiful set of wings," burst Alice into song.

"Alice no one likes country music but you!" informed Edward.

"27!" yelled Emmett. "27 train cars!"

"Edward are you driving in circles?" inquired Bella. "We just passed a Pacific Time Zone sign again."

"Ummmm…." mumbled Edward.

"Whoa, does that mean we lost another hour?" asked Emmett.

Rosalie hit him over the head with her magazine. "No it means Edward's lost, idiot."

"I am not! See we're back on the highway again! 48 miles to Baker City, Oregon! Tally ho!" exclaimed Edward.

Bella burst out laughing. "Tally ho?"

"Yeah! You never heard that before?"

Bella shook her head still laughing. "You're crazy! I love you,"

"Love you too Bella." Edward leaned over to kiss her just as Esme scream, "Edward! Eyes on the road!!"

Moral of the story: Don't to travel to Oregon with your boyfriend's vampire family. For one thing, you'll never get to kiss him.

And believe it or not, that was like our car ride to Baker City, Oregon. A rock hit our windshield and my dad got lost and kept going past the time zone sign. And we saw a train with 27 train cars. Hehe. I counted.

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