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Ok, this one needs a bit of explaining. I thought about not even using this update, but I find it hilarious. I actually wrote it for my couisin (Katie). I used people that I really know though, so it might not make much sense to everyone else, without a bit of background. Sooo...I'll make a key of characters.

Michelle (that's me!): This is you. The crazy, Twilight obsessed girl who is probably a little spastic and way too hyper for her own good. (If you're not normally hyper pretend your on a sugar buzz)

Katie: This is your cousin who's a few years older then you. She loves Twilight too.

Shorts Boy: The hot guy at school that all the girls like. You may admit that he is hot, but he has way too big of an ego for you.

Majorly-OMG-Hot-Funny-Poetry Boy: This is the guy that you have a crush on. What else can I say?

Stilt Boy: That annoying kid that likes you. He balances yard sticks on his finger to get your attention. He also throws erasers at you. And at dances he duck tapes boxes to the bottom of his shoes to make him taller. Enough said.

And there you have it! See, this one is a little more crazy then the rest, but I swear Edward will make an appearance. And a few other people you know. And yes, by the way, Stilt Boy does everything I mentioned up there above. It is SO annoying! And just weird.

Hehehe...well now that you all think that I'm insane...enjoy!

Even Vampires Have Fan-Girls

"Bella, it's a Fair. Which means there's sun. Which means I'll sparkle. Which means everybody will know I'm a blood-sucking vampire!" exclaimed Edward Cullen the hottest vampire on earth.

"But since it's a Fair that means there will be rides!! Fast rides!! Well they probably won't go as fast as you drive but you know. Please! Please! For me??" pleaded Bella Swan the easy to blush beauty.

"Come on, Edward! You can wear a turtleneck and long jeans! Besides I've already seen us there, which means you have to go!!!" proclaimed Alice the pretty pixie petite.

"Fine," grumbled Edward while sulking up the steep stairs of the Cullen mansion to change his clothes.

"Yes!" called out Alice and Bella while high fiving each other.

Meanwhile…..

"To the fair, to the fair, to the fair, fair, fair, to the fair, to the fair, to the fair, fair, fair, to the fair, to the fair, to the FAIR, fair, fair!" cheerfully sung out the most gorgeous brown-haired, brown-eyed beauty in the all the world, in other words, Michelle.

Katie, the stunning, gorgeous red-haired teen, laughed. "Yes Michelle we are going to the fair. Actually we are already at the fair!"

In Katie's awesome blue 1950s pick-up truck, they rumbled up to the fair grounds. Katie killed the engine and they both hopped, well actually Michelle hopped Katie just bounded, out of the beast.

"Wouldn't that we TOTALLY AWESOME if we saw someone we knew?" asked Michelle while she skipped up to the line to get in.

"That would cool. I hope we do!" exclaimed Katie.

In the meantime…..

"Bella this was stupid!" mumbled Edward. They were walking around the Fair on a 100 degree day and Edward was in a black turtle neck, long bag jeans that dragged on the sidewalk, navy-blue gloves, and (courtesy of Emmett) a football cap for some team who's winning something somewhere. "I feel like an idiot!"

"Oh you look fine!" bounced Alice. She wore a pink floppy brimmed hat, a long sleeved yellow shirt, and faded jeans. "Ooooh let's go on that ride!" She towed Edward and Bella towards the fastest spinnest ride there. Bella was going to be sick.

In the time being….

"Oh my Gosh!!!" screamed Michelle. "It's SHORTS BOY!!!!!!" Michelle about fainted.

Shorts Boy had sprinted past the two lovely girls, in his infamous shorts of course, and ran out of sight!

"No way!! That hot kid was Shorts Boy?" inquired Katie. "Where did he go!?!?"

As if on cue, Shorts Boy came zipping around a corner again and leaped towards the food stand. Just then, his little pack of stalkers came whispering and oh-my-goding around the corner and stopped right behind an obese man. At the exact same time they all gave a content sigh and swooned.

"Oh my Goodness, I can't stand another minute of this, let's go ride a TOTALLY AWESOME fun ride!!!" said Michelle.

"Okay!!!" agreed Katie.

That's when the unthinkable happened. None other then Majorly-OMG-Hot-Funny-Poetry Boy came waltzing around the side of a ride. Michelle stopped dead in her tracks and squealed. And giggled and giggled and squealed some more. Finally Katie understood who he was.

"Oh my Gosh! That's him!?!!?!?!?!? NO WAY!!!! Oh my Gosh!!!!" was all Katie could say.

His brown hair glistened in the bright, summer, sun; his brown eyes twinkled, and his gorgeous smile seemed to be just for them. And the saxophone music that he played so well, seemed to be following him.

Between the giggling and the squealing, Michelle was about to hyperventilate. Then, incredibly, extremely tragically, he disappeared into a group of people and was never to be seen again. Well at least until the first day of school.

When Michelle finally got her breathing under control, Katie said still in shock, "Ok, let's go ride some rides now….."

The two lovely girls slowly, still in the trance Majorly-OMG-Hot-Funny-Poetry Boy had bestowed on them, turned around to see none other then that dreadful Stilt Boy balancing a pink cotton candy on his fingers on his right hand. And yes to Michelle's horror, those boxes were duck taped to his shoes.

Now Michelle just screeched, groaned, and screamed, and wailed and vigorously whispered to Katie, "Stilt Boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

And the two of them, as if in slow motion, dove under a picnic table.

Meanwhile…..

"Never EVER again am I going on that ride again!" exclaimed a green-faced Bella. "It was worse then driving or even running with you, Edward!!!"

"Are you okay sweetie?" asked Edward trying to balance a swaying Bella.

Alice was about to go searching for a bathroom or trash can for unfortunate Bella, when the two lovely girls came skidding, and in Michelle's case screaming, to a halt at Edward's feet. The hottest vampire on the earth's feet.

"Whoa, are you two okay?" gallantly inquired Edward while lifting the two of them up.

"Why yes we're…." Katie trailed off. She looked up into his topaz eyes and it was her turn to scream.

"Why are you wearing a black turtleneck sweater? And looooong jeans and a football cap, football is so stupid especially that team just cause you know I don't know who it is, and black gloves to a fair on a like bazillion degree day? It's not like you're a vampire or something that will sparkle!" stated Michelle. That's when she realized who this really was.

Then for about 5 minutes all either one of them could do was scream. Then Michelle saw the need to explain the whole day to the unlucky threesome who were quite in shock over this whole situation.

"Oh my Gosh! We decided to come to the Fair because we thought it would be TOTALLY AWESOME then we ran into Shorts-Boy and his little pack of stalkers and then we saw Majorly-OMG-Hot-Funny-Poetry Boy and I about fainted and swooned let me tell you, and then just when we were turning around the nightmarish Stilt-Boy was there!!!!! In his STILTS!!!! BALANCING COTTON CANDY!!!!!!!!!!!! And then we ran into you and we OH MY GOSH REALIZED THAT YOU ARE EDWARD CULLEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE EDWARD CULLEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Shorts Boy?!?!?!" asked Alice.

"Stilt Boy?!?!!? Inquired Bella.

"Majorly-OMG-Hot-Funny-Poetry Boy?!?!?!?!" asked Edward.

The three of them just blinked their eyes at Michelle and Katie who were now screaming over Edward again.

"Why are you wearing a shirt that says: Twilight: Only a vampire can love you forever?" slowly Edward asked Michelle, who immediately blushed.

"And why are you wearing a shirt that says: Bite Me?" he asked Katie.

"Yeah and why on the back of your shirt does it say: Official I Love Edward Cullen Fan Club Member?" asked Alice.

"Yeah, news flash!!!!! He's MY boyfriend!!!!!!" yelled Bella.

That's when it all came out. Michelle and Katie started rambling and screaming. Poor Edward. Michelle went on about how she loved him and that she would totally be his fan girl and be his cheerleader while the family played baseball. While Katie went on about how if he ever decides to leave Bella again how she is totally perfect for him cause red heads are hotter anyway.

While this went on all poor Edward could do was stand there in shock and in a daze. With his mouth hanging wide open.

Finally when Michelle and Katie started jumping up and down and screaming and twirling around in circles; Bella, Edward, and Alice saw this as the opportune moment to make a sneaky get away.

Then it was their turn to run with there arms flailing the air screaming.

Moral of the story: Even vampires have fan girls

Hehehe...will I hope you like the craziness of it all! Hopefully it got a few good laughs out of you. And I hope it didn't make you run away with your arms flailing. Hehehe. Please review:)