Hey everyone! Thanks once again for the reviews! Was anyone as excited as me about that new Harry Potter book? I was almost as excited for that as I am for Eclipse. But even now Eclipse outrules Harry Potter. Which is scary to believe because I was screaming the minute I got my copy of the Deathly Hallows, so I can only imagine how I'll be when Eclipse comes out! Hehe.
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That Cursed Time Of Day
"It's 11:11!!!!!!" screamed Rosalie while running behind Emmett. "Everybody run!"
"Run to where?" asked Jasper sending his claming waves over Rosalie. "It's just a time on a clock! There's nothing to be worried about!"
"Yeah Rose. Chill out." said Emmett.
"Chill out? CHILL OUT AT 11:11???!!!!!!!???!!!!!!!" Rosalie gave them all a look of horror. "Don't you know what 11:11 means?"
Jasper tired to send out more waves of calm. They looked they were making Rosalie more paranoid.
"Ummm. No." said Alice. "I've never seen anything in the future that will be bad and happen on 11:11,"
"Yet," said Edward. He started humming the Jaws theme song.
"Edward, stop!" said Bella slapping his shoulder. She tired to hide a giggle as Rosalie looked appalled and tried to tune out Edward by covering up her ears and singing loudly.
"Don't you guys know what a 11:11 MEANS?!?!" asked Rosalie.
Jasper sent out even more calming waves to lighten the atmosphere. It still wasn't working.
"Isn't a lucky time of day?" inquired Alice. "You know double digits on a clock? I thought you were supposed to make a wish at a time like that! 11:11, 5:55, 2:22, 3:33...you know times like that!"
"Oh yes. That is true. But 11:11 is DEADLY!" screamed Rosalie. "It's a time of bad luck and torture!"
"Torture?" asked Jasper. "I hardly doubt that!"
"Doubt that? DOUBT THAT?" screamed Rosalie in disbelief. "This is a minute of terror and fear and it's a cursed time of day! What if we all died right here and NOW because of a nuclear explosion?!?!?!"
"Oh Rosalie. Stop being so melodramatic!" Edward rolled his eyes.
"Yeah. I mean 11:11 can't be that bad." said Bella. "My eighth grade World Studies thought he was a reincarnated World War 1 soldier because every time he seems to glance at the clock it was 11:11. And you know, the armistice that ended the war was signed on November 11, 1918 at 11 o'clock in the morning. He always was kind of a weird guy anyway."
"Bella nobody cares about your stupid 9th grade World Studies teacher." snapped Rosalie. "Except I think he might of actually had some sense, unlike the REST of you."
Jasper tried to soothe at Rosalie even more with calming waves. This was getting irritating.
"8th grade teacher!!!" yelled Bella.
"7th grade, whatever." Rosalie put her "I don't really care" face on.
"Oh look! It's 11:12!!! Bad time is over!" exclaimed Emmett.
Rosalie happily sighed. The horrible time of day was over. Rosalie went and sat on Edward's piano bench. Thank goodness the minute had passed and she had survived. Just when she thought she was safe, Buck came dashing through the room, knocked Bella off her feet (who Edward gallantly caught) and sprung on Rosalie's back causing her to crash to the floor face first.
When she looked up, her perfect, tiny nose was not in the correct position. "EMMETT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Jasper gave up on sending out calming waves and left the room irritated to go get Carlisle. Emmett made a mad dash out the door mumbling something to Bella about how he need to walk Buck.
Rosalie gasped, horrified. "IT IS TRUE! 11:11 isn't the horrible time of day!!!" Lucky for her she was a vampire so she could breathe through her broken nose. "11:12 IS THE TRUE MINUTE OF TERROR!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Everyone, who were now thoroughly exasperated, sighed in unison and watch Rosalie run throughout the house like a mad women screaming prophecies of 11:12.
Moral of the story: 11:11 isn't the cursed time of day! It's 11:12! See Rosalie knows the truth!
Hehehe. Who knew Rosalie could be so dramatic? It just goes to show that everyone can be melodramatic at times. LOL.
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