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"Are you okay?" mumbled Kenny. He, Cartman, Kyle, Wendy and Stan were circled around her.
Bebe couldn't speak. She wrote "Nurse's office, pronto!"
"What's wrong today, Ms. Stevens?" asked the nurse.
Then all of a sudden, Bebe ached.
"Oh my God!" said the nurse. "She needs the ER!!!!!! Hello? Is this 911? I have a student who's delirious!"
"Ma'am, don't screw with us," said the woman on the other line. "Don't ever call us again."
"I'm afraid you'll have to go home, Ms. Stevens," said the nurse.
"NO!" snapped Bebe. "I refuse to!"
"Fine," sighed the nurse. "But don't come bitchin' to me when you spew everywhere in class!" Bebe left and went to Principal Victoria's office.
"Hello, Bebe, how can I help you today?" said Principal Victoria.
"I need an appointment with Mr. Mackey," replied Bebe.
"What time?" replied Principal Victoria.
"I don't care," said Bebe.
"I'll ask him as soon as he's done with Kenny," said Principal Victoria.
Bebe sat on the bench and read her book.
"OK, Bebe," said Principal Victoria. "He'll see you now."
"Hi Kenny."
"Hey Bebe," mumbled Kenny.
"So, Bebe," began Mr. Mackey as Bebe sat down. "What do you want to talk about? Boys? Sadness? Sex?
Drugs?"
"No," murmured Bebe. "I have a horrible confession to make. I think I like someone."
"M'kay," said Mr. Mackey. "Is it a boy or girl?"
"A boy," replied Bebe.
"Is he in your class?"
"Yes."
"What's his name?"
She sighed. "Stan Marsh."
"M'kay," said Mr. Mackey.
"But he already has a girlfriend," said Bebe sadly. "And she happens to be my best friend, Wendy Testaburger. I haven't told anyone about this yet."
"Hmm," said Mr.Mackey. "you can ask them out without letting their... girlfriend... know about it, m'kay?"
"Thank you," said Bebe.
"And if you have anymore issues with this infatuation, come talk to me, m'kay?"
"OK. Mr. Mackey? Please don't tell Wendy about this."
"The secret is safe with me, m'kay?"
"But... you have to ask out Stan when he's alone and not with anybody, including his friends or girlfriend, m'kay?"
Then Bebe left. Hmm... should I ask out Stan verbally or with a note? thought Bebe. I can't let anybody see this including Wendy.
To be continued...