"Hey Stan," said Shelley, his older sister. "Get the damn telephone."
"You get it," said Stan.
"Fine." Shelley picked up. "Marsh residents, Shelley speaking."
"Hello, is Stan there?" said Bebe.
"Who's this?"
"This is a girl from school from his school, my name's Bebe Stevens," said Bebe.
"It's for you, Stan," said Shelley. "It's a girl named Bebe."
"Ummm..." said Stan.
"GODDAMN IT, STAN!!!" screamed Randy. "Answer the phone or you're grounded!"
"Hello?"
"Hi Stan," said Bebe.
"What's up?"
"Nothing. Um, Stan? There's something I should ask you..."
"Yeah, go ahead."
"Will you go out with me?"
"Just a minute. Dad, can I go out with Bebe Stevens?"
"I don't give a shit!"
"Yes, Bebe, I will."
"Really?"
"Yes. I swear on my sister's deathbed I will."
"Shut up you little turd!" said Shelley.
"So what day and time?"
"Tomorrow, at five. If you want I can invite you over for dinner."
"OK."
"Hey Stan," said Cartman.
"Hi," said Stan. "Guess what?"
"You got to guest star on Maury?" said Kyle.
"No."
"You and Wendy made out?" said Cartman.
Stan shook his head. He decided sign language it was. He put a question mark over his head and point his finger out.
"You got asked out?"
"Yes."
"By who?" said Kyle.
"Guess," said Stan.
"Marjorine?" muffled Kenny.
"No," said Stan.
"Annie?" said Cartman.
"No."
"Bebe?" said Kyle.
"Yep," said Stan.
"Oh my god!" said Cartman and Kyle at the same time. "You're gonna be so busted when Wendy finds out."
"She's not gonna find out," said Stan. "Because you're not gonna tell her. If you do, so help me God I'll rip off your ass and balls with my bare hands! WITH MY BARE HANDS!!!!!"
"OK, we won't tell anyone," snapped Cartman.
"Do you swear on your cat's deathbed, Cartman?"
"Yes," said Cartman. He meant it, for once.
"And do you Kyle, swear on your brother's deathbed?"
"Fine," sighed Kyle. I'm not so sure if he really meant it, but he's unpredictable, especially with Stan.
Ding dong! It was Bebe.
"Is Stan home?" asked Bebe.
"Yes, come in," said Sharon. "You must be Bebe."
"Yes I am," said Bebe. She was dressed formally. She wore Nicole Kidman's dress, pumps and her hair was up.
"You look very nice," said Stan appearing.
"Thanks," said Bebe, blushing.
"So tell us about yourself," said Sharon.
"Well, I don't have much to say," said Bebe. "Except I like Tom Cruise."
"That's good to know," said Shelley. "I like him too."
The phone rang.
"Stan go get it," said Randy.
"Hello?"
"So how's the rendezvous going?"
"Not now, Kyle," said Stan.
He hung up.
"Was that Kyle?" said Sharon. "What did he want?"
"He just wanted to know if I had the song "Hells Bells"," lied Stan. He wanted Kyle to know all the dirt the next day.
"10 already?" said Bebe. "Um maybe I should get back home. Thank you, Mr. and Mrs. Marsh."
"Before you go Bebe," said Randy. "Stan has something he wants to ask you."
"Do you want to go see a movie with me tomorrow?" said Stan. "I was going to bring one of my friends but they didn't want to go."
"Sure," said Bebe. "What time?"
"After school."
"OK. See you tomorrow."
"Bye."
TBC...