Stan and Bebe sat next to each other on the bus the next day.
Then when they got off to talk alone, Kenny appeared.
"Stan, can I talk to you alone?" muffled Kenny.
"Yeah," said Stan. Then they walked off leaving Bebe alone.
"WHY ARE YOU DATING MY EX-GIRLFRIEND?" muffled Kenny angrily.
"Dude, you're still friends with her, don't get mad," said Stan.
"So you cheated on Wendy?" muffled Kenny.
"Dude, I dumped her last night," said Stan. "I thought you didn't care about Wendy at all. Or even Bebe."
"Screw you then," muffled Kenny. Kenny stormed off.
"Stan, can I talk to you alone?" asked Wendy.
"Yeah," said Stan.
"YOU DUMPED ME FOR MY BEST FRIEND AND WENT WITH HER TO THE MOVIES WITHOUT YOU TELLING ME"
screamed Wendy.
"W-w-who told you I went the movies with Bebe?" said Stan.
"YOUR BEST FRIEND, KYLE!!!" screamed Wendy.
"Dude, I said we could still be friends, but it sure as hell doesn't look like we're gonna stay friends, Wendy."
"I can't believe you're dumping me for my slutty best friend!" scowled Wendy.
"Your best friend is not the slut, you are, you little whore!" said Stan. "I guess we won't be friends! We're temporarily enemies until further notice!"
"Ditto!" said Wendy. And they both stormed away.
"Hello, Ms. Testaburger," said Principal Victoria. "Need to say Mr. Mackey today?"
"Yes," replied Wendy.
"Just a moment," said Principal Victoria. "Mr. Mackey! Wendy's here to see you!"
"Just a minute, mm'kay?" said Mr. Mackey from his office. "I'll see Wendy now!"
"So, what's wrong today, Wendy?" said Mr. Mackey.
"It's Stan," said Wendy.
"It's Stan," repeated Mr. Mackey as he wrote it down. "Mm'kay."
"He dumped me," said Wendy.
"Stan dumped Wendy," repeated Mr. Mackey then he wrote it down. "How about if you just tell me the full story, mm'kay?"
"Well..."
(flashback)...
Kyle: Stan is going out with Bebe tonight to see Hairspray
Wendy: I don't see any problem with that
a few hours later in flashback...
Stan: It's kind of about our relationship. There's something I should tell you.
Wendy: What is it?
Stan: Um... well. I don't really love you that much anymore, we can still be friends,
but we won't be going out anymore. I know you dumped me for Token, then you dumped him for me, but
I've realized I don't really think of you that much anymore. I'm sorry.
(flashback ends)...
"So he dumped you over the phone," said Mr. Mackey.
"Yes," said Wendy.
"Who'd he dump you for?"
"My best friend, Bebe Stevens. She didn't steal him."
"Mm'kay. So what is the point?"
"The point is, I want Stan back, but not if it means sabotaging me and Bebe's friendship. And he said we could be friends, but I took it the wrong way and we ended up becoming enemies. I mean I dumped Token to get Stan back, we dated for a few weeks, then he dated Bebe and dumped me."
"I see," said Mr. Mackey. "You still love Stan, but he said you guys should stay friends. So it's best if you stay friends, so you don't cause issues with Bebe and Stan's relationship, mm'kay?"
"Thank you," said Wendy. "Goodbye." Then Wendy left.
"KENNY!!!" screams Wendy. "What are you doing in here? This is a girl's bathroom!"
Then the janitor locked the door.
"Let us out!" screamed Wendy. "Oh no! We're trapped!"
"BASTARD!" muffled Kenny.
"THERE IS NOTHING TO DO IN HERE!!!!!" said Wendy.
"Hmm.. I have marbles..." muffled Kenny.
"No, that's fine," said Wendy.
"I'm sorry I called you a fat pig," muffled Kenny.
"I'm sorry I called you a queer thing," said Wendy.
"I'm sorry I--" Kenny paused and took off his hood.
"You're blonde?" asked Wendy. Kenny had never shown his face to anyone except his friends and
girlfriends.
Then this leads to a kiss...
TBC... in the next book...