Some sexual based humor in this chapter.. Ha.. I couldn't quit laughing while writing it. Well.. I think it's funny. You guys probably won't. :P
AH- AND NOW WHAT YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR-- WHAT I GOT 30 REVIEWS FOR--- THE VOTE!
The winning couple is---
Riku's monster DadXSora's mom.
Thanks for playing! XD
Okay… Not really… DON'T HURT ME! YEEEEK!
RikuxSora won, but there's a little bit of SoraxKairi in this chapter. Although it's completely ruined by a jealous Riku…
I hope Riku isn't too OOC in this chapter.
Disclaimer: Don't own.. Will you buy it for me:D
On Another note-- The relationship between Riku and Sora doesn't start very quickly, it's going to slowly build.
So don't get mad if you expected Riku to just start randomly screwing Sora in Wal-Mart or something. O.o;;
Ew.. That sounded so wrong… Wal-Mart.. -shudders-
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When Sora awoke, he found himself wondering if everything that had happened to him was a dream, or if he had really seen Riku's past?
Hmm… That would explain how earlier Riku said he had so called, 'remembered him from somewhere'.
But was any of that really sane?
He grumbled, rubbing sleep from his eyes.
His stomach grumbled, and he went downstairs to get some food.
"Oh, your up." His mother said with a smile.
Sora nodded, then got a bowl of cereal. "How come your home? I thought you usually worked through the day." He asked, shoving a spoonful of cereal into his mouth.
"Ah, I ended up getting the day off." She said, now washing her hands in the sink.
Sora moved his spoon through the cereal, glaring at it. The stupid stuff was already soggy.
"Oh, I forgot to mention," She said, turning to face Sora. "A girl called earlier, Carrie I think. She said she really wanted to talk to you."
"Kairi?" Sora said loudly, making his mom jump. What did Kairi want? He thought she hated him.. Did she really?
"Um, yeah, I think." His mom said, scratching her head. "Is it important?"
"No.. Uh, not really. I'm going to go get a shower, okay?" He said, plopping the bowl in the sink without bothering to wash it, and heading up the stairs.
His mom sighed, washing out this bowl.
Sora walked into the bathroom, starting the shower. Something tugged at the back of his mind, like he forgot someone or something.. Shrugging, he walked into the shower, which immediately flattened the spikes which usually sprung out of his head like an angry porcupine.
After a few minutes of washing his hair, he began to realize he wasn't alone in the shower. He blinked the small bit of soap out of his eyes, then turned around.
"Want me to wash you?" A tall figure behind him said, grinning madly.
"GWAH! WHAT THE HELL, RIKU? GET OUT!"
Sora's mom stared blankly at the ceiling from where all the noise emitted. "Maybe I should get him back on his meds," She said, wide-eyed.
Sora was now fully clothed and glaring venomously at Riku. "What were you doing in there?"
"Hmmm… What did it look like?"
Sora blushed madly, then began drying his hair.
"Listen--" Sora started, but his mom walked in the room holding the phone.
"Who were you talking to?"
"Um…"
"Ah, never mind," She added quickly. "Kairi wants to talk to you." She handed him the phone.
He put the phone on his ear, and his mom left. "Hello?" He asked.
"Hi Sora!" Kairi's cheery voice --Usually reserved for someone who was of much higher class than he,-- Spoke.
"Um.. Hi Kairi." Sora said grinning.
Riku's once happy smirk now faded to a frown, his eyes seemed clouded.
"Are you busy today?"
"Huh..?" Sora thought. "No, I'm not."
"Good! Meet me at Cid's diner at three o' clock. My treat!" She said, giggling.
Sora smiled. "Okay, I'll be there."
Riku's frown grew bigger.
"Bye!" Kairi said, hanging up the phone.
Sora turned off the phone, placing it next to him. Why did Kairi have such a change of heart lately? Oh well. Not that it mattered. He just hoped he didn't get stood up..
Wow.. This was awkward. His first date, and he was asked out by a girl.
"So what did she say?" Riku said in a melancholy tone.
"Huh? Oh, I'm going to Cid's diner with her at three."
"Oh."
"Yep."
Riku rolled on his side, glaring out the window. Did Sora really like that selfish little girl? Hm.. Personally, Riku had never met the girl, but just by the way she acted he hated her.
And, because Sora liked her. Now he wanted to kill her.
Brutally.. He thought with a smirk.
Sora now had a giant smile plastered to his face. Nothing would go wrong, he was sure of it.
Maybe Kairi did like him? Well, at least he had a chance now.
Nothing would go wrong-- This date would go perfect. Then maybe Kairi would like him now, too.
But, Sora hadn't counted on everything possible going wrong.
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Sora walked down to Cid's diner, eagerly waiting for Kairi. Riku followed him, but from afar. He was going to ruin this day, so that Kairi never went out with him again.
For a second, he stopped. If he did that, Sora might never speak to him again. But, if he let Kairi and Sora become a couple, he would never speak to him again. It was a no win situation.
He brushed his hair back from his face and started towards the restaurant.
"Hi Sora!" Kairi greeted him, smiling brightly.
"Hey Kairi." Sora said, blushing a little.
"Well, let's go in, I guess."
Sora nodded, and they entered.
Riku glared from another building. "DAMN HER!" He yelled loudly, causing a few pigeons to fly off scared.
A couple of people stopped and looked around, then shrugged and continued on.
"Let's sit by the window!" Kairi said energetically.
Sora nodded, as they sat and grabbed their menus.
"So, what's been going on in your life lately, Sora?"
"Um.. The usual.." He said, remembering the warehouse, then falling through a building, being called crazy. Yep, the usual.
"What about y--" Sora stopped, blankly staring out the window as Riku made odd faces at Kairi.
"Um.." He said, looking back at Kairi. "You know what, can we not sit by the window? I uh.."
"Oh, it's okay!" Kairi said. "We can move to a booth over in the back, I guess."
Sora nodded, quickly getting up.
Riku glared annoyed, moving through the glass and following them.
"What would you like to drink?" A waitress said, smiling down at them.
"Coke." Kairi said.
"Pepsi," Sora spoke nervously. Riku now sat behind them, glaring daggers at Kairi.
"They'll be right out," The waitress said, walking off.
"So, Kairi, what's going on with you?" Sora said, trying not to look at Riku, who was currently shoving his hand back and forth through Kairi's head.
"Um.. Nothing much." She said, shivering. She clutched her head, looking around.
"It's cold.."
"Um.." Sora said, "Yeah. It is kind of. I don't have a jacket, though.."
"It's alright." She said smiling.
The waitress now came back to their table, holding two drinks.
She placed Sora's down, and right as she was just about to give Kairi her soda, Riku jammed his hand through the waitress's, making her spill it all over Kairi.
"Oh! I'm terribly sorry! My hand, it just.. I'm not sure, I'll be back with some more napkins!"
Kairi's eye twitched, but she nodded her head. "This shirt was new…" She mumbled.
Riku grinned crazily, and Sora glared at Riku.
After Kairi's shirt was dried, they ordered food. Of course, Kairi insisted on a different waitress.
"So, Sora… I've been meaning to tell you…"
"She's got crabs!" Riku shouted, and Sora slammed his head on the table.
"Shut up, Riku!" He yelled, and everyone in the restaurant turned their attention to the pair.
"Excuse me..?" Kairi said, baffled.
"Um.." Sora stuttered, trying to think of an excuse.
Kairi threw her napkin at him, glaring furiously. "I was going to tell you I was sorry for saying I thought your were crazy, but now I think you are!" She yelled, dropping a twenty on the counter to pay for the 'meal'.
"This is the last time I try to be nice to you, Sora!" She shouted as she left.
Now everyone had their eyes on him, glaring.
Sora quickly ran out of the building, away from the people.
"Damn it, Riku," He said when he finally reached his room. "Why'd you have to go and ruin it for me…?" He buried his head in his pillow and felt like screaming.
Why was it always him?
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