"Wasn't he one of the Knights who says "Ni"?" –Cameron Mitchell, Morpheus
"Ni! Ni! Ni!"
"That's not Sir Gawain, is it?" Cam asked, backing away slightly.
"Uh…no," Daniel said. Vala's eyes assessed the extremely tall knight.
"He's kinda ugly," she commented.
"Find us a shrubbery!"
Sam pointed to a plant in the forest. "There's one right there."
The knight paused, frowning at the shrubbery. "Well, then. You must cut down the tallest tree in the forest with…a herring!"
"It is impossible," Teal'c pointed out. The knight froze.
"What did you just say?"
Cam grinned. "He said 'It is impossible'."
"Ah! Don't say that word!"
"How 'bout," Vala suggested, "Ecky-ecky-ecky-p'tang-zu-poing-mumblemumble?"
The knight looked at her oddly for a second, before brightening suddenly. "Yes! We are no longer the Knights who say 'Ni!', we are now the Knights who say 'Ecky-ecky-ecky-p'tang-zu-poing-mumblemumble!'"
A/N: I love reviewers and live for constructive criticism!