Hey everybody!!! I'm soooooooooooooooooooooo sorry for not updating!!!!! fanfiction blocked me for a while, plus these past 2 weeks have been crazy!!!! Six flags, which was awesome, and last thursday i graduated!!!! im officially a high schooler!!! yay me! lol. well, once fanfiction unblocked me, i was still busy with other stuff at home, such as getting ready for a party, and other things, but i was writing all my ideas down, and have more time now that school is done.

Well, here is chapter 4. Ryan has convinced Sharpay to write up her account, because a lot of people just think of her as the snob and all. If she writes this, it will convince them other. or not. well, read to find out if it convinces you or not. Also, beware of blood and violence. no actually, ryan isnt afraid to fight with sharpay anymore, so both will be ribbing each other in this chapter. all good and fun stuff. enjoy!

R- Well, I somehow survived, and managed to convince Sharpay to write up her version of what happened, so people might get a different view on why she did some the things she did.

S- You mean you forced me to do this. You blackmailed me. This is cruel and unusual punishment.

R- Fine, don't do it. Let everyone continue on thinking that you're the "ice princess" or whatever. And, I learned something from this.

S- What?

R- What I can use to blackmail you. I never knew you were so sensitive about that.

S- Yeah, well, you're not going to tell anyone about it, or I will cause you serious pain.

R- How? Are you going to beat with your purse? Sic Boi on me?

S- Ha-ha, very funny. No I'll tell Andrea Nelson you have a crush on her.

R- WHAT?!?!? We're friends only! And I'm not even sure if we're even that! Remember the last time we saw them? She started to date the guy who uses me as a human punching bag. She was being a great friend. Besides, if you say that, I'll tell Theodore that you like him!

S- You do, and I'll-

R- Well, this is getting us no where. Please start with the story.

S- Fine, but I hate writing. Why can't I just tell them?

R- People believe what is written, rather than what is said. Besides you didn't seem to mind writing in MY notebook, now did you?

S- Oh yeah, real poetic Ryan. Just wondering; who else are you going to force to do this? I see you roped Kelsi in already.

R- Kelsi wanted to do this. And-

S- Hey! Why did you say my room is dark and dangerous? It's pink for crying out loud!

R- Well, that's one of the reasons. The other was that you were in it, while you were in a bad mood.

S –WHAT?!?!?! WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!?!

R- Ow, ow, ow! Please stop hitting me. Heh-heh. People are staring.

S- WHO CARES?!?! So why did you ask me to do this again? So you could insult me?

R- No! I was just kidding! Now start with the story please!

S- Fine. I was in a very good mood after winter break ended-

R- A Christmas miracle folks!

S- Shut up please. The reason for this was that I learned that this summer we would be going to our family's county club! Lava Springs. However, little did I know that I would soon need that summer of rest and relaxation.

R- (Ominous music) And so the tale begins.

S- Well, I had forgotten one of my books in my car, and I wanted to go get it, before class started, but the entire jock and cheerleader population of our school was blocking the doors, and I had tried to politely say, "Excuse me," like I used to, the wouldn't have budged an inch. So this is where the "Ice Princess" thing comes in handy. It was the only way for me to get through. Then zee calls me an Ice Princess-

R- Which I told you about-

S- And then he wonders what I didn't want to go out with him. I mean, honestly! Are all boys really that dumb?

R- When it comes to girls, yes we are.

S- No kidding. Well, then I was trying to be friendly to Troy and he completely ignores me! And THEN Mr. Smart Basketball Captain goes and gets 6 people detention! It's a good thing he's spending time with Gabriella. Maybe she can knock some sense into him. I mean, I could be doing so many things better with my time than sitting in detention.

R- And then you tried to sweet-talk Gabriella.

S- Which didn't work. You try to be nice to people, and they completely ignore you! She was distracted by, the second equation that was supposed to be "seventeen over pie" or whatever.

R- Okay it's sixteen over pi. And schoolwork is and always will be the most important thing to Gabriella while she's in school, so that wasn't the best time to "talk boys" with her.

S- Same difference! Anyway, she was still ignoring me, so that's why I was mad at her at that point. Then later, I'm walking down the hall, pass Troy, and suddenly, my arm is almost ripped out of my socket.

R- Fine. Next time something as phenomenal as Troy Bolton showing an interest in our sign-up sheet happens, I won't tell you, and you can be shocked when something comes out of it.

S- Oh get over how awesome you are for pointing that out to me already!! Anyway, I knew almost everything basic to know about Troy, so when Ryan suggested an E-search on Gabriella, I thought it wouldn't work, because she was a junior in high school; how famous could she be? Well, turns out, she's the female Einstein, who, one day, will probably cure cancer.

R- Wow, I think she's smart too, but I didn't know you thought she was that smart!

S- It's an expression Ryan. So what to do? I knew Taylor McKessie needed more people on the Scholastic Decathlon team, so if I discreetly slipped her the info, I knew she would be smart enough to ask Gabriella to be on the team! There! Everyone's problems solved! Taylor has a smart member, Gabriella makes some new friends, and we have nothing to worry about in the auditioning! I should be on the Scholastic Decathlon team, for thinking up such a smart plan!

R- Really? Because I hear they have an opening! Oh and admit it. You didn't care about the other girls problems; you just wanted to solve your problem. Which was Gabriella being a possible threat to your place in the theatre. Funny how you didn't seem to mind if Troy was in the play. You wouldn't have carted if I got kicked out, since you have a crush of troy-

S- NO I DON'T!!!! You're doing this on purpose Ryan! You know everyone will be reading this, so you're making up lies about me, and trying to make me look stupid and mean!

R- Who says that they're lies?

R- (Long pause with no denial. Then she starts spluttering. And yelling at me.)

S- No, actually I'm not going to yell at you. I'm going to act mature and adultish about this. You are making up lies, and I refuse to let you get the better of me.

R- Uh, couple of things. First of all, there is no such word as "adultish." Secondly, congratulations! You got mad at me and this is the first time you didn't use capital letters (the equivalent of yelling.) You're learning to (finally) control your temper. Thank for also not hitting me that time. Thirdly, I know that you used to like Troy, but now you don't. I was just giving you a hard time. So now Zeke is your main "squeeze." Kind of appropriate, seeing as how he cooks, and sometimes makes orange juice. Which he makes by "squeezing" the oranges! Ha I just crack myself up somet-

S- RYAN!!!!!!!!!

R- What happened to acting "adultishly?"

S- Well, you're being a jerk. And you're insulting my boyfriend!

R- (Snorts with laughter.) I can comment on you're relationship however I want; because it's because of me that you're even together.

S- Yes, I know!!! You've made your point!! Now will you give it a rest already?!

R- Only if you get back to the story.

S- Fine!

R- Fine!

S- Stop it already!

R- Lol.

S- Do you even know what that means?

R- Get back to the story!

S- Ha, you didn't answer! You don't know what it means!

R- Laugh out loud! Happy now? Besides, who DOES know that? PLEASE get back to the story. We can fight anytime. Just don't do it now!

S- Okay. Taylor responded perfectly to the plan, but Gabriella didn't seem to want to do it. So I went over to try and convince her.

R- Leaving me to paint the stupid ladder myself1

S- Hey, I didn't want to get paint on my clothes.

R- But it was okay for ME to do it, with a PURE WHITE shirt on, huh?

S- Yes. Well, then Ms. Darbus is going on about "cell-phone menace" or whatever, so I convinced Jessica to measure me for an outfit that I would be, or should have been wearing, in Twinkle Towne, when Coach Bolton comes running in, shouting about his team being in a tree.

R- Watching the movie, that scene was kind of funny.

S- Well, later that night, we practiced for two hours, but SOMEBODY kept messing up!

R- (In singsong voice) I'm not listening, I'm not listening.

S- Oh yeah, real mature Ryan.

R- (Laughingly) You mean "adultish."

S- Kelsi was right- your stage directions do get annoying.

R- And you are taking ten times longer than Kelsi to write the stupid story!!

S- Well then stop interrupting me!

S- Okay?

S- Okay?

S- RYAN!!!

R- You said to not interrupt.

S- Boys. Fine then. The next day I gave Ms. Darbus a candle, as a gift, because of all the hard work she puts into the musical. Then I went through 3 classes, changed outfits, listened to a group of people attempt to sing, got up there, with an audition that WOULD have been awesome, but was a total disaster, because someone was obsessed with "jazz squares." Then I had to help Kelsi understand how to improve her stuff.

The next day, MY name was on a sheet for callbacks, which should never happen in high school, because no one else in there has talent, and I put so much more effort into it than anyone else! Then at lunch everyone starts confessing secrets!! If you think about it, how many basketball players know how to make TOAST let alone Crème Brule! And like a drama club member! Also a nerd likes to dance! Hey maybe, you and Martha Cox could hook up, Ryan! You both love to dance! Stop giving me that look. And don't interrupt! Then the weirdest was definitely the skater dude saying that he plays the cello! That was as normal as the dance that that one pair did at the auditions. Then zee comes up to me, after insulting me, and asks if I would like to come and watch him and a bunch of idiots toss a ball around, and sweat up a storm. Sound like loads of fun! And he's trying to ask me this while I'm trying to get a new shirt after Gabriella dumped cheese fries on me! And then proceeded to rub them into my shirt. People these days, I tell ya! And Zeke just assumes that Troy already has the lead in the show! What do these people think they are, Seers? Well, after he asks that, I turned him down as nice as I could. No Ryan, don't even think about interrupting.

The next couple of days were basically us practicing our song. And what do you mean; it looks like a blue Big Bird? No, wait and tell me later. And don't roll your eyes. Well, after a strenuous practice, we were heading to go home, when we heard it. Our competition. I couldn't believe that we were actually going to go up against someone who actually had an ounce of talent in their bodies. Now I wanted this role. I mean, I wouldn't have minded if they were trying to beat us out for the play Macbeth. Honestly, talk about boring! Ryan had to make one of his idiotic remarks, and we went to Ms. Darbus, to try and convince her otherwise on the auditions. Surprisingly she agreed, which almost confirmed my suspicions that she secretly didn't want Troy and Gabriella in it. Oh stop giving me that look Ryan. Go read a book or something. Oh wait, you can't. No I was just kidding!! Come back please!! Sorry. Note the puppy dog look.

The next day, the basketball team surprised us with the G-O-D-R-A-M-A-C-L-U-B thing. I bet Troy thought of that! So sweet of him! Then finally, it was audition time. I had Ryan come into my dressing room, so we could warm up. Then we got dressed, (separately, of course! I can't believe some people think that we like each other as more than siblings! Ew!) Then it was show time!!

We put our best into it, and it turned out awesome! (If I do say so myself!) Then it looked as if Troy and Gabriella weren't going to show up, and I never felt happier, until of course, I got the chance to perform in front of the entire school!! But then along came Kelsi. Sweet, quiet, little Kelsi. She ruined our entire plan. What's that look Ryan? Are you glad she ruined it, or what? Well, the song was outstanding, unfortunately. At first, I thought they wouldn't get through it, because of Gabriella's stage fright, but of course not. After their audition, I decided to go to the game, because why not? My rest-of-the-year was ruined anyway. Might as well enjoy myself now. It was a good thing they did win the game. I mean, crash the musical, and then lose the apparently most important game ever. Real nice, right?

Luckily, Troy made the basket at the last minute, thanks to a pass from sigh Zeke, which resulted in total red and white pandemonium. After pushing my way through the crowd, I decided to bury the hatchet, and congratulated Gabriella. She's going to be a lead in a musical production, and doesn't know what "break a leg" means? This is looking up. Then Zeke tries to ask me out AGAIN by giving me cookies that were sitting in his sweaty, smelly disgusting gym bag, for who-knows-how-long!!! Boys, honestly.

At that point, I was done socializing, and decided to leave. Once out in the lobby, Ryan kept pressuring me to eat the stupid cookies that he took from Zeke, so I finally took one, just to shut him up. And they were……wow! The best things I had ever tasted! I ran back into the gym to find him, and well, you know what happened next. Fast forward to the party, slow down to slow dancing, pause on the perfect scene; roll the credits, the end. We all lived happily ever after. Ok Ryan, NOW you can talk.

S- Ryan?

R- Oooookay. This may take a while.

S- Go right ahead.

R- Where to start? Okay. 1st of all: giving Ms. Darbus the candle was bribery, plain and simple.

I agree that the people auditioning before us were not that great.

Our audition was fine; you just NEVER listen to me.

You were very cruel to Kelsi.

The callbacks weren't that bad; we actually had some competition for once.

The secrets of people were weird, but in a way, slightly refreshing.

Oh yeah, one thing: ARE YOU COMPLETELY CRAZY?!?!?!?!?!?!?! I would NEVER EVER EVER like Martha Cox!!!!!!! Too many reasons why! Just, no.

Yeah, you were REAL nice when it came to letting Zeke down.

Gabriella slipped on the milk, and was trying to get the cheese off.

Now. About the dress. It looks like someone dipped Big Bird in a vat of blue dye, added glitter, skinned him, and made it into a dress. Enough said.

Admit it; you were VERY threatened by Troy and Gabriella.

I'm not an idiot.

If Ms. Darbus didn't want them in the musical, why did she dance while they were singing, and give them the leads?

And about the reading crack? That was just plain cruel.

Actually, Chad thought of the thing they did with the shirts. He must have gotten the idea from all his shirts.

About us liking each other? Yeah ew.

Good point about the gym bag.

About the ending in the movie: "I might even make you a Crème Brule!" one day that will be a classic.

S- What, you don't think "Rartha" has a nice ring to it? (A/N: Ryan/Martha.)

R- No.

S- I still resent the "Big Bird" thing. You said that dress was okay when I tried it on.

R- I lied.

S- Jerk.

R- Okay.

S- Is that it?

R- Sure.

S- What's your problem?

R- Tired.

S- Oh.

R- Yeah.

S- Okay. Bye.

R- Bye.

R- Well, everyone, that was Sharpay's version. Convinced that her intentions were good, and that she's really a nice sweet person very deep down? Me neither. Oh well. It was a… interesting experience. But I will injure her for the "Rartha" comment. Well, g2g. Bye!

Well i personally didnt see that much a difference in sharpay, but this was a humorous chapter. i probably wont be able to write for a while, because we're still getting ready for a party. should the next chapter be

A) Chad and Taylor talking with Ryan or

B) Zeke and Jason.

I 'm not gonna do Troy and Gabi, cuz if u want they're account, just watch the movie.

Read, review, and tell me whatcha think!