Disclamer:I don't own FMA, YuGiOh, Inuyasha, any Final Fantasy VII, Kingdom Hearts, Beyblade, Naruto, Megaman, YuGiOh GX, or YuGiOh The abrige seires.
Fun Facts: The guy that plays the voice of Vincent Valentine on FFVII plays the voice of both Zabuza Momochi and Orochimaru on Naruto and the woman that plays the voice of Rosso on FFVII plays the voice of Karuni Yuhi on Naruto.
Chapter 2 Fullmetal vs Fanzombies?
"Ok people quite on the set Fullmetal vs Flame big fight scene take one, and Action."
Things start flying around and Roy keeps taunting Ed (A\N: I don't remember the episode that well.)
"Cut, what the hell is that racket."
"Sir it sounds like a party."
"A party? Who the hell throughs a party on a set thats in use" goes to back room
"Hi boss."
"Wrath? What the hell is going on here?"
"We're having a party duh."
"That is not what I ment, I mean what the hell are you doing here, Wrath you Greed th guy that blows stuff up and the guy that is paler then Vincent Valentine doing here you're not even in this episode."
"Vincent...Vincent"
"What the hell was that"
"It sounds like some one saying Vincent in a golish tone."
"Vincent...Vincent...Vincent..."
"Vincent..."
"Vincent...Vincent...Vincent...Vincent..."
"Sounds like more than one."
"Uh-oh."
"Uh-oh, what uh-oh?"
"It sounds like you have brought the curse of the Fanzombies upon us."
"Fanzombies? What the hell are thoughs?"
"Fanzombies are Fangirls and sometimes Fanboys that have become so obssed that they became Fanzombies, and they won't stop until they get what they want, or curse is broken."
"Wrath where did you learn this."
"The Discovery channel."
"Vincent...Vincent"
"Vincent"
"Brains"
"..." "Brains?" Bones is thrown into space "Brains!!!"
"How do we brake the curse."
"Sorry Ed I don't know."
"Why you little, why did you tell us to brake the curse if you didn't know how!"
"I didn't say we had to all we can do is give them Vincent."
"But he's on a different set filmming the secnes for Final Fantasy VII Dirge of Cerberus."
"That's true, but we could derect them to the set Vincent's on."
"Good idea Roy."
"Roy...Roy...Roy..."
"Oh I almost forgot Fanzombies tend to have more than one target."
"Now you tell us."
"Roy...Roy"
"Vincent...Vincent...Vincent"
"Edward...Edward..."
"Oh no how did they know I was here"
"Windscar!" loud crashing sound thing
"What was that?"
"Oh thats just the Windscar, their filmming Inuyasha the third movie next door."
"Oh...Oh no"
"Sesshy...Sesshy...Sesshy"
"Vincent...Vincent...Vincent...Vincent"
"Roy...Roy...Roy"
"Ed...Ed...Ed..." crash rip rip crumble
"Oh no they got through we're all doomed."
"Um Ed only you and Roy are doomed."
"No we're all doomed, if we try to stop the Fanzombies,"
"So if we let them take Ed and Roy they'll leave us alone."
"Right."
"You wouldn't dare."
"We would and we will, shorty."
"Who the hell are you calling a microscopic ant that you couldn't even see with a microscope!"
"That's not what he said Edward."
"Help... they got me!"
"Roy worn't you listening they won't help us."
"What is going on."
"Sesshomaru run Or the Fanzombies will get you."
"Sesshy...Sesshy...Sesshy"
"Hmph, Dragon Strike!"
"Why didn't we think of that."
"Sesshy...Sesshy...Sesshy...Sesshy"
"It didn't work!"
"Duh of crouse it didn't work Fanzombies are immune to any sort of magic or melee moves."
"You have got to be kidding."
"Hmph."
"Hey no fair why does he get to be up so high and out of their reach."
"He's not out of their reach they can use any move or weapon of any of their current targets."
"What but that means..."
"Sesshy..Sesshy" (Dragon Strike)
"Run!!"
"What are you retards doing."
"Kai...Kai...Kai"
"Kai...Kai"
"Kai...Kai...Kai...Kai..."
"Oh shit, FANZOMBIES!!!!"
"What, oh shit there really are Fanzombies!"
"Tala...Tala...Tala"
"Kai...Kai...Kai"
"Yaoi...Yaoi...Yaoi...Yaoi"
"Yaoi...Yaoi...Yaoi"
"Oh &#$ now we're all doomed."
"No now only thoughs who make up the most popular yaoi couples are doomed"
"Wrath would you shut up you're in one of the most popular yaoi couples."
"Oh shit your're right."
Blam,blam,blam,boom
"Look it's Vincent being all cool standing on top of a pole in front of the moon...Wait! when did it get dark."
"When Vincent showed up."
"You ready Vincent?"
"Ready Cloud." Big battle insues
(2 hours later)
"They just won't quit, I don't think we can beat them,"
"Cloud, is it just me or are there 5 times as many Fanzombies as there were when we started."
"Uh, Oh &$# you're right."
"Shadow Clone Jutsu"
"Naruto Uzumaki is here to save the day Belive It!"
"Shut the &#$ up Naruto!"
"Naruto, none of are moves will work on them their not regular Fangirls their Fanzombies."
"Fanzombies? you're on your own Sasuke!"
"You coward."
and so the Fanzombies won and all the best yaoi couples were forsed into fanservice exept for Rei who had a Fanzombie shelter but they found it so Cid was the only one to escape and it's a good thing to cause I hate Cid times Vincent