A special thank you to…
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Eck, what are you doing?
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Thank you to everyone who wished me a happy birthday! It was a lovely party. Chaos, violence, horrible singing and candy. I had lots of fun. May all of you have such lovely and humorous birthday celebrations for the rest of your lives!
Yippee!
Disclaimer: Okay, sorry. No script today. Tired, cranky. Too much sugar equals no Funny Disclaimer:
Inuyasha: …who the hell are you?
I'm the author you mother fcking idiot.
Jenny: 9-1-1! 9-1-1!
Sesshomaru: …oh…gods…
You're all over reacting. I'm just a little tired.
Mr. X: HOLD ON PWALE! HOLD ON! I'M WITH YOU! YOU'RE GOING TO BE OKAY!
Jenny: HELP! FIRE! POLICE! MURDER! BLOOD! OH, HELL, BMBS!
That is starred out because it would be ridiculous to get in trouble when that's all I said. Stupid surveillance.
Al: Tsk tsk. Overkill, as usual.
Belle: Sigh. Well, we don't own the characters.
Lia: Um…what the fsck? What the hell are you doing here!
Belle: I asked Pwale if I could.
Al: Don't ask. Don't ask.
Lia: But-
Al: HEY! A FOLK SONG! PWALE WROTE A FOLK SONG INTO THIS THING!
Belle: Don't we have to disclaim that to?
Lia: Nope! It's part of the public domain!
Belle: Oh…what folk song is it?
Lia & Al: IT'S CALLED THE BOLD PEDLAR AND ROBIN HOOD!
Belle: …Joy.
Al…and…and…and…SHAKESPEARE! Pwale, you're doing this to make me happy, aren't you?
No. I just…like Shakespeare.
Al: …say that again?
I like Shakespeare. Not Hamlet or Romeo and Juliet. Those are still stupid.
Al: So close…and yet…so far…
Sigh. I don't own Much Ado About Nothing or Midsummer's Night Dream, both of which are quoted in here.
Mr. X: DON'T LEAVE ME PWALE! DON'T LEAVE ME!
The Stamp of Gold
A story by Pwalefriend
As Merry As The Day Is Long
Kagome and Sango were sitting side by side on a fence. The sun was setting and they were remembering, each woman thinking of her own separate memories.
It felt good to have friends, friends who would stay by you no matter what. Friends who you could count on to understand you.
"Sango…" Kagome said. "Have you ever thought about what it would be like to die?"
"…Yes." Sango answered. Kagome smiled.
That was it. They needed no further communication. They understood each other, and they understood what each was remembering.
And each to her own, as the saying goes.
Puzzle that out, if you can.
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Sango was walking down the hall, a big broom in hand.
"…Miss Sango?" A passing servant asked hesitantly.
"Have you seen that moron?" Sango asked her snappishly. The servant looked at her.
"Which one?" The woman asked. Sango chuckled and waved the servant on, saying that she'd continue looking for the 'evil, slimy little git' by herself.
Of course, she was referring to Miroku, who was currently cowering by Kaede's bed, and receiving a lecture from the old woman about respecting the women of the world.
Kagome was sitting next to him laughing. Inuyasha was standing out of sight, a smile on his face. Koga was mixing an herbal painkiller for Kaede, voluntarily. Yes, life was good.
A nearby servant, who had decided that Kaede was taking everything far too seriously, started to play on his fiddle. Koga started to laugh and then presented his hand to Kagome.
"Care to dance, fair lady?" He asked. Kagome giggled. Kaede rolled her eyes, but still smiled anyway.
"Why of course, good sir." She said, bowing and allowing him to sweep her up. They waltzed around the room, both of them shouting '1, 2, 3! 1, 2, 3!'
Outside the room Inuyasha's eyebrow twitched.
Suddenly Sango brushed past him, Inuyasha gaped at the injustice of having his own employees ignore him…even though that was what he had hoped would happen in the first place.
"THERE YOU ARE!" She screamed at Miroku. Miroku just laughed and grabbed her into his arms.
"Dance with me?" He asked as he whirled around with the now laughing Sango in his arms.
"There chanced to be a Pedlar bold, a Pedlar bold there chanced to be; He put his pack all on his back, and so merrily trudged over the lea." Kagome, who knew the song that was being played, sang. Sango knew it too and the two girls sang it at each other as they continued to dance. The servants gathered all around and soon everyone was dancing and singing out the old folk song.
"O Pedlar, Pedlar, what is they name? Come speedily and tell to me. Come, my name I ne'er will tell, till both your names you have told to me."
Inuyasha was just turning to go back to his room when something caught his attention from the corner of his eye. Turning, Inuyasha saw two Elementals huddled beneath Kaede's bed, giggling to each other. Inuyasha shrugged.
'I wonder what they're up to…' He thought idly as he made his way back upstairs. He shrugged again. 'Not that it's really any of my business.'
Well, as it would turn out, he was half-wrong, and half-right.
G
Kagome walked slowly back to her room, swaying side to side in her exhaustion. It had been an afternoon full of dancing, singing, laughing and basically all manner of revelry, and now, at nearly midnight, Kagome was half-dead on her feet.
"No, but to the gate; and there will the devil meet me, like an old cuckold, with horns on his head, and say 'Get you to heaven, Beatrice, get you to heaven; here's no place for you maids:' so deliver I up my apes, and away to Saint Peter for the heavens; he shows me where the bachelors sit, and there live we as merry as the day is long." Kagome muttered under her breathe. She always had loved Shakespeare, and of his plays Much Ado About Nothing had to be her favorite…and after an evening of revelry who wouldn't want to quote Beatrice, if one knew her words.
"Or maybe Puck…" Kagome mused. The absolute nonsense that she was spouting off made it clear that she was on her way to sleep walking. "I we shadows have offended…is that how it goes? Nay…wait…no, that is how it goes? Now what is the next part? The more my wrong the more his spite appears. What, did he marry me to famish me? Nope…that The Taming Of The Shrew…or is it Taming Of The Shrew…what's the one with the girls who run away and one of them pretends to be a boy again?"
Kagome was finally at her room. She pushed open the door and half-fell half-somersaulted into her bed. She was about to snuggled and wriggle her way under the covers with her eyes closed when something whisked away the blankets.
Kagome sat up immediately.
"Is that…" Kagome yawned. "…I don't know…I'm tired…gimme back my blankies…" Kagome yawned again.
What? I said she sat up, I never said that she woke up.
Kagome saw her blankets hovering at the foot of her bed and, too tired to try and make any reason of it (and in some dim and sleeping part of her mind pretty much figuring that she was dreaming anyway) she pulled back the blankets. Her tired mind registered a tiny levitating tree and then she promptly fainted.
The little Elemental giggled. They liked this human. She was so much fun!
Several Elementals pulled the blankets over her and tucked her sleeping body into bed, while another one sat above her and recited, before they whisked themselves away to Faerieland, to await the newborn day.
"If we shadows have offended,
Think but this, and all is mended,
That you have but slumber'd here
While these visions did appear.
And this weak and idle theme,
No more yielding but a dream,
Gentles, do not reprehend:
if you pardon, we will mend:
And, as I am an honest Puck,
If we have unearned luck
Now to 'scape the serpent's tongue,
We will make amends ere long;
Else the Puck a liar call;
So, good night unto you all.
Give me your hands, if we be friends,
And Robin shall restore amends."
Well, there you have it. The reason for all the Shakespeare is that we've been working with a lot of his stuff in class, and I thought to myself, what better way then to introduce the faeries then to quote Puck? The answer, no better way. Even Ariel doesn't stand a chance against Puck. PUCK ROCKS MAN! HE ROCKS!
Uh oh…I hope that I didn't anger the gremlins again…I always do that!
Grr…stupid…no wait, I mean…OH BLESS ALL GREMLINS! HAIL THE GREMLINS!
Really sorry that it took me so long to update, FFN wouldn't let me on to my account, so I couldn't upload the chapter or anything. Sigh. I was going to update on Saturday the 29th, but I couldn't.
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Pwalefriend