Hey readerds !!! hur iz part 2 of da storeee I hopez u liked it
Shut out to BORAT (AN:famus plp r redn das try woot!!!11)
Mow 4 da SEXU MOMNT UVE ALL BEEN WAITN 4 PART 2…..
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Renap: Den dere in da far rite corna of da ravenclaw tbl I saw it it waz a pak of dorks 7 og em to b exact . I new I had mi werk cut out for me but mofg dey did lokkk like dey culd have pr3pz in dem someweher very depp lyyyyk majorly deep but da inna prep waz in them I culd feel itz emminarteng. Gucci waz going down.
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So I waked ova 2 dem nd started 2 get me flirt on so da nurds would listen to wat I sayed. "Hey, u guyz r ttly sexu!!!!" wink wink
"rr-rr-rr-ly" 1 of dem sttruded he waz obliviously da leadr of da grup "me name is doc, and dis iz me hommies" (I tryd not two laugh at him tryn 2 akt gangstaa lol.)
"Dis is happo ,he pinted at a guy who was happo, DIs is slaapy he pinted at a guy who waz sleepin, Dis is grumpi(he lokked mad so I winked at him 2 make him feel sexu), dis iz bashful,he was blushn prolly at my hawtness, Dis iz snuzzy, he sayed az dat guy went AHCHOOOO !!1, at las but nit least dis is dopey.
Dopey wnt "Hello there me' lady, how are you this fine day of August fifteenth, two thousand and seven?" (AN:danks 2 me bug sis in college 4 hepin me sund smat!!11 dopey uz u gurl)
"WTF I syed rn't u suppsed 2 b lyk stooped or sumtin doesn't dat wat dopey meens?!"
"Well yes, that is what it means but I am named Dopey because it is ironic" Dopoo explaned
"Wowza u ttly r smat I haf non Idu wat u jus sayed!!!" all da nurd laffed at me !!11 dis waz goin to b harda daen it lokks. I woder ow Gucci iz doin I wonded 2 miselv???????
Menwile back in da lybrri Gucci waz workn hard tryin 2 get dorkks 4 ttly talk 2 hur….
Menwhile Prus was work n hard wif hur grup of nurdsssss…………….
"k guys i knew u liyks 2 b nurd an stuff but wat wuld u say if I can make u ttly sexu" I sayed "We r happo dey way we r" happo sayed " AHCOOOOOOOOOO!111"snazzy screamed "Get da fuk away fom me" grumpi sayd "I wuldn't mind bein sexu az long az I can b a pimp at da some tym!" doc sayd Bashfl turned red and dopey syd "We are perfectly content the way we are. We do not need someone to change us. Thank you for this, hmmm how should I say this, stimulating conversation but I think you should leave now!"
"Um k guyz idk wat dupi iz tlkn abut but I tink it's a yes so I tink we shuld get startd!!!111" I sayd
"It was a No, you nitwit" Dopey shuted
"ohhhhhhhhhh" I nuded a new aprooch "I knaow" I syd "How abut if u do wat I tell u I will garentee u guys can lyk ttly get uselvs Gurl friends!!."
"How do you know we do not already have girlfriends? Maybe we do!" dupe syd "PUH LEEZE I may niot know ne thing u say but I knw 4 cho dat u ttly do nut hav a GF unless u count da ones u make on World of Witchcraft!!!! (get it nurds play world of WARcraft but sice we r at hofwats I mde it witchcraft lol)
"FINE you win. I do want to be more appealing to the ladies. You can give us makeovers." Dopi syd. "Isss dat a YEAs??" I syd unsur . I didn't want him 2 call me a nit poot agin. "……Yes it tis'" (AN:wow I wish I culd b as smat az dupoo used te old englash ans stoof)
"WHOPEEE!!!!! Les get started!!!"
SO me an mi gaggle o'geeks wen 2 da hogzmade mall 2 sho dem da rite way 2 lyk talk dryss and da rite musakk 2 lysten 2 .
I am so gonna sho dowm GUCCI
Witch me luk (Get it !!!!!11111) HAHAHAHAHAAH
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Sexu ppl sty tuned 4 part 3 and da finul part 4 too make da trilogee compet!!!!!!!!
