Hi 3 all all loyloo fans!!!! Who red dis stry two : Sparkaroo, Nicky fox, Cristiner, Megalucious!!111 U guyz r da bes.
PS. U shuld ttly b friends wif Nevs and prus on te mysoace. I NO SPAKI IZ!!!!
Ok don't be upsad but Sinze dis is trilogee u guys know dat daere is onli 1 more pat afta dis one.
NOOOOOOOW $ DA SEXU MOMT UVE ALL BEENN WAITN 4…..
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Renap: SO me an mi gaggle o'geeks wen 2 da hogzmade mall 2 sho dem da rite way 2 lyk talk dryss and da rite musakk 2 lysten 2 .
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"Wow I have to confess that I am actually avid about being here" Dopi sayd "I did not imagine that I ,dopey, would take pleasure in my time here, at the M-M-Mall...Sorry, I still have a difficult time saying that word vocally" and den he laffed I don't now at wat, sinc I can't know neting he sayz LOL.So I jus stared. LOL
" Judging by that quizzical look on your face I take it you have no idea what I just said? Hmmm...Let me try it in your vernacular, let me see here… umm…Lyk I um ttly exsooted 2 lyk b hur!!11 danks prus!!11"
"Oohhh u welcome doppoo" I says so haoppli!!
"K guyz shuld we get started? I tink we shuld stat wif somting easy lyk ur apperance. We can go 2 abercrombie bc dat lyk mi ttl fav str!11"
"k Preus I lyk so happo 2 go"happo sayed
"ACHOOOOOOO CHEA!11"snazzy scremed
"Can we go get sum sexu cloths?!"Doc syd
Bashful blushd agoon Sleepy waz slepn on a bench
"I don even know y da fuk I am herrre I am doo MAD!!11" grumpi sayd I wished he wuld jus feel sexu bc it is soooo ttly not cool 2 feel mad.
"Yes Paris, Let us set out to acquire several new 'hip' garments!" dat waz doppo Who else wood say silli ding like dat?
So We were off 2 abercrombi.
-MMCHMMCHMMCHMMCH BUMPBUMPBUMPBUMP MMMOOOOOMOOOOO- da musak waz balstin and waz so ttly hot in da stor. Dats 1 of da reasonz I luff A&F.
When we got dere I tught I sow Nevs? I waz goin 2 shut out hiz name but den some1 shuted my name nastoli
"PUUUUUUSSS!!111 WTF R U DOIN ON MU TURF" it waz dat nasto bizznatch Gucci BARFpants!!!!!11
She onlu had 4 geeks wif her. HA I waz goin 3 win dis 4 cho.
"GIcci dis iz all pr3pz turf ,an I dink dat if we playin like dat, u moodblood, dat dis iz MY turf sinze I waz da 1 dat showed t to you in da firs year at hofwat!!111"
"Whatevaaaaaa" Gucci sayd "besides dat doesn't matta, da compotitun dus, and I see you onlu hav 1 dork soooooo not SExu prus HAHAHA"
"What!!1111???" I lokked arund an all my dorks were bein hulpd by da store ppl so Gucci din't c em(whitch iz weird bc usulee ppl who work in abercrombi don help nuurrddz but den da employrs winked at mi an I new dat dey were helpun dem bc I am da sexuiest pr3pz of dem all CHEA!!11) Oh yea back 2 wat I waz sayn ….
"WHAT GUCCI?!! NO way I haf …"
"SHHH!!!.." it waz dopopu so I turned 2 him "Paris" he whispa "Do not tell Gucci about the others because if she knows you have seven she will go out and get eight dorks. If she thinks you only have one dork however, she will think that she has the competition in the bag and not try as hard. Get it?"
4 1nce I undastood wat doppu sayd so I winked at him an den he winked bak. ( I almos got buttrfloos in me tummy .I sayd ALMOT u perv!11 lyk I prus wuld fall 5 a nuurrrdd GROSS) "dat iz rite I onli haf 1 dork. U Gucci, r a betta prep den me u will prolly win da compootiun" I almos barfed wile I sayd all dose lies it mde me sock.
"Glad u c it my way prus, Soon I will steel "6Pk" fom u jus lyk I stole AQ HAHAHAAH" an at dat Gucci bakstabba gkjhg,jngkjfhgw lef da stor.
"Danks Dopu!! Dat waz one gr8 plan"
"Ur welcome prus" he smiled
"HEYYYY I andastoood u!!" he laffed an so did I bit I didn't no wat I waz laffin at LOL.
So we wen 2 da musak stor an I tought I saw Nevs AGOON!!!
Dis tym I wasn't goin 2 let him get away y waz he hidden from me???
"HEY PP!!!!"I shooted. da ppl dat I thout waz nev turned arund . He look d soooo ascared. And den he startd 2 run. "WAIT NEVS WAT R U DOIN!!!!"
I runned an runned but den I lost him.
"That was weird" sayd avoice from behnd me it waz doppu
"Yea nevs is mi bes friend. Why wuld he hid fom me" I stooted to cry di tears of diomidz
"Oh Paris don't cry" Duproo sayd den he hugged me. I felt sexu in hiz ams ( NOT LYK DAT U PARV!!!111)
"I tink we suld go bak 2 hofwat" Dopy sayd
"Hey u are ttly talkn lyk a mormal person" I sniffled and den I smiled an waz happo. --------x3
Y wuld Neville hid fom PRuss?
Will Gucci beloov dat prus onlu haz 1 dork?
And da wors of all…. will Prus ACTULLI FALL IN LOVE WIF A NURRRD?(An:Grosssss, I hopers not)
Tune in 2 da funul installmet of PRUS AN DA 7 DORKS!!!
(AN: Srry guyz dere waz a lot of seris issuez in dis chappie but don wrry it will become more laffy nex tym jus wait for da momt )
K Stay Sexu an stay away fom ppl lyk dupoo I don want ne of me readerds fallin 4 a barf ………nurd!!!1111