Chatting With Hyoutei

Looks like this isn't a Hyoutei story anymore, huh? Well it still is! Believe it! (been watching too much English Naruto...)

Every returned to the room after Kamio and Shinji finished their little "race". Kamio obviously won.

Ryuuzaki finally decided that she should go in. She secretly thanked Tezuka and Inui juice...

"Ok, since this camp isn't about tennis, we don't need to practice. If you want, practice at your own time! It's not much since we have a contest." Coach Ryuuzaki announced.

"A competition, eh?" Akaya said. "I won't lose."

"This isn't really a contest; we just want to see if your team can work together. You have a month. One whole month to create a play and make the costumes. We will score you and your team on how well you made it. The winner... gets..." Ryuuzaki was looking around. She checked her pocket. "Oh, you get this coupon!"

"Why would we want a coupon?" Ryoma asked.

"This gets you to be the leader for a week. You can tell anyone here what to do."

Fuji smiled. Let's check what he's thinking, ne?

"Mitsuki-chan, you have to jump down this building!" Fuji said.

"Fuji-kun, how I wish to kill myself." A really ugly version of Mizuki said. He jumped down a building, and suddenly there was hot magma coming from out of nowhere.

Fuji smiled.

Kikumaru was sitting next to him. He looked at Fuji.

"Nya, Fujiko-chan has that look on his face... what could he be thinking? Let's hope he's thinking about teddy bears or something..."

Atobe, in the sulk corner, had a thought...

"Do you need anything, Atobe-sama?" Tezuka asked.

"Ah. Nothing, you may leave, slave." Atobe said. He was so enjoying this. This is his type of camp!

"Atobe-sama," Jiroh said, appearing out of nowhere. "What do you want to do?"

"Jiroh..." Atobe started.

Suddenly Jiroh disappeared! Atobe looked in surprise... then Sanada appeared in his place.

Atobe screamed.

Really, Atobe screamed. Everyone was giving him a weird look.

Shishido shook his head. He didn't know this guy! He really didn't! Believe him!

Gakuto had a thought...

"Nya, Mukahi-sama, you are so awesome. You are so better than me. What should I do?" Kikumaru asked.

"Go jump down a well." Gakuto ordered.

"As you wish, Mukahi-sama. Have I also mentioned that you are better than me?" Kikumaru asked. He proceeded to jump down a giant well.

"This is life..." Gakuto said.

Gakuto gave a sigh. He looked like those school girls with giant crushes.

Oshitari and Tezuka had almost the same thought...

Oshitari/Tezuka was reading while everyone was sitting there. Doing nothing...

Simple thoughts...

Akaya thought of something...

"I AM THE ALMIGHT AKAYA!! BOW DOWN TO ME!" He shouted.

Everyone was worshiping him.

Sanada wanted to slap himself. If he had that ticket he would make everyone stand there like statues... or at least... that's what he said to Yukimura.

Ryuuzaki looked around the room. Many people had that dreamy look on their faces. She shouted, "YOU HAVE ONE MONTH! THINK OF SOMETHING FOR YOUR TEAM! GO!" She ran out the door.

Fuji smiled. He was going to win! WIN I TELLS YOU!!! WIN!

"Nya, how about something simple like fairy tales?" Eiji suggested.

Oishi nodded. "Almost everyone has heard of it."

"How about Snow White?" Momo asked. "Kaidoh can be the princess."

Kaidoh twitched. He hissed at Momo. "What did you say, you stupid idiot?"

"You want a fight?"

"Why not? Fshuuuu..."

Oishi had to stop them.

"I agree with Snow White, but not the Kaidoh thing..." Ryoma said.

"O'chibi! You can be the princess!"

"Yadda."

"Nya, why? You would look great!" Eiji bounced around.

"YADDA!" Ryoma shouted.

"Fujiko-chan? Do you want to be the princess?"

Fuji continued to smile. "I don't mind, Echizen can be Snow White if he wants to."

"I DON'T want to."

"Eiji, why not you be Snow White?" Fuji asked.

"Nya? Should I?" Eiji asked.

Oishi nodded in agreement. "You would look great!"

"Then I will be!!" He cried.

Ryoma sat down. "Fuji-sempai should be the evil queen."

"Why Fuji-sempai?" Momo asked.

"Because he is EVIL." Mizuki said popping out of nowhere.

"I'm not evil, Mitsuki-chan. I'm just a nice little boy." Fuji said.

Mizuki sunk away mumbling, "Evil...Evil..."

"I guess Fuji could be the evil queen..." Oishi said. "What do you think, Tezuka and Inui?"

Inui was too busy trying to get more data than Renji to care. He was also laughing like a maniac.

Kaidoh back away slowly from his sempai.

Tezuka looked like he wouldn't care.

"Ok, Fuji, you're queen and Eiji is the princess. Everyone else is a dwarf." Oishi said.

"I SAY WE MAKE IT ANIME!" Akaya shouted.

Marui popped a bubble. "Yeah, anime!"

Sanada sighed. He knew reading manga was good for something... good thing he read some when he was... ten.

Yukimura smiled a smile much like Fuji... odd.

Jackal was busy wonder why he was there. Was he only here to baby-sit Akaya?

"Anime?" Renji asked.

"What? You never heard of anime?" Akaya replied.

"No, I mean, what type of anime?"

Niou smirked. "YAOI!!!"

Silence...

"Never mind."

"Um... NARUTO!" Akaya shouted.

"Akaya, you expect us to make a play of... NARUTO?" Sanada asked.

"Is it bad?"

"Not really..." Bunta said.

"NARUTO IT IS!" Akaya shouted once more. Wow, he sure loves yelling. "Marui-sempai can be Sakura!"

Bunta glared at Akaya and hit him in the back of the head.

"Mura-buchou! Marui-sempai hit me!!" Akaya whined.

"I can be um... Naruto!" Niou suggested.

"You watch anime?" Bunta asked.

"No... I read manga."

"...is there anyone here that doesn't have anything to do with anime and manga?" Renji asked.

Silence once more.

"..."

Awkward silence, ne?

"OK! WE'RE MAKING A PLAY ABOUT..." Gakuto shouted. He looked at Jiroh. "SLEEPING BEAUTY!"

"STOP SHOUTING!" Shishido shouted back.

"...did someone say sleeping beauty?" Jiroh said. He was rubbing the sleep out of his eyes.

"You get to be her!" Gakuto cried.

"Who's the prince?" Jiroh asked. He was getting a bit hyper again.

"Ore-sama!"

"Shishido-san..." Choutaro suggested.

"Mukahi-sama!" Gakuto cried.

"Hiyoshi." Oshitari didn't care; he just said a random name.

Hiyoshi shrugged. "Gekokujyou."

"MARUI-KUN!" Jiroh suggested.

"Marui isn't in this school." Shishido said.

"Awwww..."

"Hiyoshi." Said Shishido.

"Why is everyone suggesting me?" Hiyoshi asked.

Shishido shrugged. "I just wanted to."

"Gakuto, Shishido, and Ootori can be the fairy people!" Jiroh cried.

Shishido frowned. "I am NOT wearing a dress."

"You don't have a choice." Gakuto said.

Jiroh pointed to Atobe. "YOU CAN BE THE EVIL WHITCH!"

Atobe gasped. Him? Witch? Oh no!

"IT WOULD BE SO COOL!!!" Jiroh shouted.

Oshitari just stood there.

"What's Oshitari?"

"Um... HE'S THE EVIL MINION!!! WAIT!! OSHITARI AND ATOBE SHOULD SWTICH ROLES!" Jiroh shouted.

Atobe twitched. It wasn't worst enough that he has to be the evil witch? Now he has to be someone's minion? Oh joy...

Gakuto jumped. "Ok! We got everything!"

"I'll win that prize!" Shishido cried.

"Wait... if we win, who would get the prize?" Hiyoshi asked.

"Ask the coach?"

Awkward silence...

Hiyoshi finally had sometime to think... if he had won that prize...

"HIYOSHI-SAMA THE GOD!" Someone shouted.

Hiyoshi was sitting on a throne and wearing a crown. "Yes, worship me, fools! I told you Gekokujyou works!"

"YES HIYOSHI-SAMA."

Hiyoshi secretly evil laughed.

Who knew Hiyoshi was that evil? It's always the quiet ones...

An: Lol, I have to confess that I haven't read fairy tales...