Hello people! I'm so happy that you like my fic idea! Thanks for the reviews, reviewers and to those of you who didn't review, REVIEW!

But seriously, your reviews are very precious to me. They are the small pay out that writing fanfics give me. I'm sure no one really reads this, so, let me do the disclaimer and we can get started:

Look, if you lawyers are patrolling these websites, trying to find stories without disclaimers, you're even more pathetic then I thought. But just to make you sleep better at night, I don't own Naruto or the sonic series. To small for you? I DON'T OWN Naruto OR the Sonic series!!!!! That big enough for you?! Jeez.

Anyway, on with the story:

Hinata spun on her heel. As she stopped, facing 180 degrees from her original position, she dropped into her family fighting stance. She then looked up to see a small, waist high Kitsune. She dropped her stance, not knowing whether to be frightened or astonished. "Um….Hi." Said the fox-human hybrid. "uh…..um….h-hello…..Ano" Hinata stuttered, wide-eyed. "Uh." Tails rolled his eyes, "Look. It's just a second tail. It's not going to sprout a mouth and bite you." He said. It- He- That- Talked! And was apparently friendly. It also reminded her of a certain someone. The same golden-blond hair….um…..fur…… whatever! Not to mention the same piercing blue eyes. Hinata was awestruck. She was never more……well, I think she just invented a new emotion with this one. She did what her mind always does in such stressful situations. Shut off. She fainted, collapsed, passed out, and went black.

Now Tails was confused. No one had passed out at the sight of his extra tail in months. Either this girl, who was very pretty in a cute-girl-next-door kind of way, was extremely shy, she never had seen an anthro before, or some combination of the two. Well, he wasn't someone who would (review!) just leave a bunch of strangers out in the cold. Even though the "cold" Was actually one of the nicest places on Earth. It was only in those places that Chao could nest and live without an anthro or human to take care of them. He thought. Well, the least he could do was pull them off of each other.

He laid them next to each other in this order: Naruto, Hinata, Kakashi, Sasuke and Sakura. After he was done, he wiped his sweaty brow. "Man! These guys are heavy!" He took another look at their clothing as he sat on a small boulder. The only thing they had in common was a blue head band with a silver plate and a symbol shaped like a pointed spiral. He could of sworn he'd seen that mark before. Wait. One of them was coming to.

"Uh, my head." The oldest one with gray-silver hair and a mask covering half his face sat up and looked around. He looked on one side and saw that so called blind, blue haired girl blushing and smiling in her sleep. He looked to the other side to see that pink haired girl doing the exact same thing. "Good morning," Tails said, wanting to make a good impression. This man's lazy looking eye fell on him. "Hello. And you are?" He asked. "Call me Tails," I said with a smile. "Well Tails, I see you like to make adolescent girls' dreams come true," He said with what he guessed was a smile.

"Excuse me?" Tails asked, turning his head so his check was facing diagonally upward. "These two girls would kill to be asleep with the boys they're laying next to." Tails sighed. If they were that kind of girls, then he probably wouldn't hear the end of how cute he was. Not to mention the pulling on the ears and tails. "You only need to look out for this one," He said reading Tails' eyes and pointing to the pink haired girl next to him.

Said pink haired girl was now holding hands with the still asleep raven haired boy. Tails looked at the other girl who had a very dark sun tan all of a sudden (I'm making Tails completely oblivious to Hinata's blushes like Naruto) and was snuggling closer to the brightly dressed boy.

"Wait, so the girls aren't really sleeping?" Tails asked, wanting to confirm his thoughts. "Nope." Said the white haired adult now right in front of him. Tails yelled a little and fell back off the rock, face first. He got up, shook his head a little to scare away the stars circling around his head and looked back at him. "How'd you do that? Can you teach me?" Tails said, showing his eight-year-old side. "I don't th-" And that's when Kakashi caught site of Tails' second tail. "Ohhh. Maybe." He said figuring out who this kit was. 'I thought his eyes looked familiar. I wonder how much chakra he holds'

And now back to the semi-sleeping couples.

Well, contrary to what everyone was saying, Hinata was quite asleep. She was just having a very nice dream. As they both stirred, they turned their heads and opened their eyes to face each other. Their faces were 3 inches apart. "Hello Hinata," Naruto said, quieter and a bit more confused then usual. Hinata just deepened her blush. 'I'm not dreaming-not dreaming- not dreaming' She thought.

"How'd I get here?" Asked a slightly dazed Naruto. His eyes then met a blushing Hinata's. "Oh. hi, Hinata. Hey, you're kinda red. Maybe you should lay in the shade awhile." Suggested Naruto, who was very concerned. Lucky for Hinata, a loud chocking noise was sounded to their right. Kakashi giggled slightly but masked it with his pervert book.

"Sakura…..You're chocking me" Sasuke choked "…..Cant breath!...LET GO, DAMNIT!!!!" Yelled Sasuke as he pushed her off and stood up, blushing. "Oh, come on, Sasuke. It wasn't that bad!" Retorted Sakura. "That bad?! You were going to kill me!" Responded a still red Sasuke. "You know what I mean!" Pouted Sakura. "Whatever. Kakashi, do you know where we are?" Asked Sasuke who wanted to finish the conversation. "Well, it seemed the teleporter worked. As for what world we're on, I was hoping my new friend would tell us that…… And when are you going to start calling me sensei?"

Naruto, still lying next to Hinata, (Not thinking anything of it though. That's for later.) looked around. "What new friend, Kakashi-sensei?"

"Huh?" Asked Kakashi, only slightly looking up from his book. "Oh. He's in that tree." He stated. Tails had hid when Naruto started to come to.

Sasuke reacted first. He brought out a mini-net (which I'm surprised they don't use in the show) And threw it into the tree leaves. "AHHH!" Yelled Tails as he was trapped in the net. Sadly, it didn't stop there. Momentum made Tails fall backward and crash onto the ground.

"Sasuke, that, was unnecessary. I told you he was a friend." Said Kakashi, not looking up from his book.

"Impulse," Grunted Sas(Review!)uke in apology.

No one moved for about 5 seconds.

"WILL SOME ONE GET ME OUT OF THIS NET?!?!?!" Yelled Tails (and I don't blame him).

"um…uh….. Hai!" yelled Hinata as she ran to the net over Tails.

"Um, Hi. I'm Tails" Tails said, misunderstanding that when she said "Hai" it meant "yes".

"Hinata means "ok," But at least we know your name! I'm Sakura." Said Sakura, pointing to her nose. (That's a Japanese thing. When they introduce themselves, they point to their noses instead of their chest)

"And I'm Naruto!" Said Naruto, helping Hinata to cut the net."

After they finished getting Tails out of the net, Naruto pointed behind him. "The pervert is Kakashi, our sensei, and the baka-emo-prick is Sasuke." This got him a punch in the head from both Sasuke and Sakura."

Tails looked confused. Why would Sakura punch him to? So Hinata whispered in his ear. "Sakura-san has a huge c-crush on (review!) S-Sasuke-san, but so does most of th-the other girls in th-the village, a-and he feels no affection b-back"

"Ohhhh." Said Tails, understanding.

Tails took one last look at the bunch. Naruto was dazed, Hinata was trying to wake him up, Sasuke was brooding, Sakura was leading a one-man-parade around Sasuke (who's temple was littered with popping veins) And Kakashi was giggling while he read his book.

Then Tails thought. "Well, how I see it, I have two options: 1, I could sneak away. 2, I could do the brotherly thing ant take them to my workshop."

For a while, Tails was leaning toward the former, but remembered his manners.

"Hey. Lets go to my house. You guys need a place to stay while you're here, right?" Tails asked, wondering what the consequences would be if these misfits would be under one roof. Oh, he hoped to god that they wouldn't touch his plane.

Kakashi closed his book "Alright, we appreciate it. Let's go, guys…… Guys?" He looked around at the scene in front of him.

"Uhh. Why do I have to baby-sit these brats?" He mentally asked himself

"Chao!" Said a little voice on his shoulder. He turned his head to see that little creature that had been created in the cave.

"Can you get their attention?" He asked not really expecting an answer.

"Chao!" It said and raised up his hand in what Kakashi guessed was his way of giving thumbs up.

It then flew off his shoulder and made a large air show with twists, turns, and loop-de-loops. Unfortunately, no one was looking up to see him. So, he pulled out of nowhere, a fan with the kanji for "listen" on it (I'm giving that Chao the power to pull stuff from mid-air. And if you're wondering where he got the fan, the same place Amy gets her hammer.) And he proceeded to whack everyone across the cheek a few times. After his little rant, Naru landed on Kakashi's shoulder.

"Now that I have your attention, our new friend has offered us lodging in his house. I expect you to give him your utmost respect."

"Really?" Asked Naruto "Awesome!"

Sasuke grunted

"Hai, Kakashi-sensei!" Yelled Sakura and said Hinata, in a smaller voice.

"So, ah, let go. My work shop is across that hill. Um, not to be rude but, when we get there, could you guys just try not to touch anything?" Said Tails.

"Sure, but why?" Asked Naruto.

"I've just got a lot of dangerous stuff in their. That could blow my workshop and us in it in to a large black speck along with the forest, and our city with it." Tails finished. He wasn't totally telling the truth. He kept all of his more dangerous experiments and inventions in the back shed. Which was more of an air tight, laboratory that was cut off from the rest of the world due to a 25 number pass code that was unhackable and a door that was unbreakable. Still, he didn't feel like (review, damnit!) redoing all his stuff that he had in his house and if scaring them was the way to make them see and not touch, then alright.

"We deal with dangerous stuff all the time!" said Naruto. Sakura nodded.

Apparently, that was a waist.

"Well come on." And they began walking to Tails' workshop.

WEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! QUICK TIME SKIP

As they reached the wooden workshop, all the Ninjas' thoughts were confirmed. The door had no knob.

"How're we supposed to get in?" Asked Naruto.

Tails just cleared his throat

"Computer, .Voice record. Analyze captured voice. Identify." Tails said.

"Confirmed. Welcome home, Tails. Input password." Said a metallic voice coming from his workshop.

"Password input. Cream 'n Cheese." Tails Said.

"Password accepted."

"HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!" Laughed Naruto.

"What kind of a password is that?" Asked Sakura between laughs.

"That's something Naruto would put as a password." Said Sasuke, who was agreed with by Kakashi.

"Hey!" Yelled Naruto, who started to size up Sasuke.

Sasuke pushed him to the ground.

"You remember what happened last time you got that close!" Yelled Sasuke.

At this, Hinata started to roll on the ground in some strange cross between laughing her ass off and blushing.

This line also put Sakura in to a blind rage.

"NAAAARRRRUUUTOOOO!" She yelled and grabbed Naruto by his shirt collar.

"S-Sakura-chan! It was an accident I swear! Some one pushed me from behind! It wasn't my fault!"

Sakura just roared like a dinosaur, making everyone, especially Tails, sweat drop. She raised her fist, but before her punch was thrown, Hinata grabbed Sakura's arm of the hand that was holding up Naruto.

"S-Sakura-s-san. P-please d-d-don't hurt N-Naruto-k-kun!"

Her insanely cute stuttering (Which is my opinion on her stuttering and will be sad to see her cute habit leave) jogged Sakura's fangirl side.

She picked up Hinata by her jacket color and her eyes turned into big, upside down "Us".

As the two trapped people started to whimper, Sakura said, "0.em.9! y0u 2 w00d m4k3 L1k3 7h3 k4uu13s7 (0up13!"

Everyone's sweat drop inflated and Naruto and Hinata looked at each other, as if asking 'Do you know what in the nine hells did she say'

"k4uu1l-l()9!!!!" She yelled (ok. No one. I repeat NO ONE will be able to decipher that crap! I wont be able to know what I wrote after 5 minuets) and threw the two together.

They were dazed and hugging. Their faces had googly eyes, mouths that looked like waves, and their heads were swaying. When their (review, or I'll cut you!...not really!) heads were clear, they looked at each other, blushed and separated.

Hinata's fingers poked together as she looked down and kicked the floor. Naruto put his hand on the back of his neck and tried to laugh it off.

"HUG!!!!" ,Yelled Sakura. (This might give you a hint as to what the rabid fangirl means.)

Naruto and Hinata, fearing for their lives, hugged. While whimpering.

'Hum. Hinata really looks pretty up close. No. No, she always looks really pretty. Why am I only seeing this now? Sakura, on the other hand is……well……'

Naruto was stopped, mid-thought. He was getting drowsy as his vision blurred. Everything took on a greenish hue, before he was dropped and soon took a sleeping position next to the two girls. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw (review!(again) ) Kakashi, Sasuke, and his chao collapse. He started to snore.

Tails, who was on the front porch and out of the reach of the gas, recognized that gas.

"Computer, what did you do?"

"I noticed things were getting awkward, and knocked them out."

"Well…….I like them better like this anyway. Helper bots! Front and center!"

Just then, three robots with different arms came out from behind the house.

"Pick them up. Put two on the couch, one on Sonic's bed, one on mine, and…… Scratch that. Two on my bed."

"Confirmed." They said in unison. They each picked one up and did their masters orders.

"Things are going to be awkward when they wake up."

I'm SO Sorry this took so long. I'm also sorry about how its almost half the other ones. And I'm even sorrier that I probably wont get another chapter up until January or February. It's just School. Anyway, Next time: How will Sonic and the other's react? When will they realize that Tails matches Tsunade's description perfectly? What will the Ninjas touch/destroy? Well…… I don't know yet. But seriously, REVIEW!!!