Filler Chapter:
A Naruto CHRISTMAS CAROL!!!
In the spirit of Christmas I will write this rhyme,
For now is probably the most special of times:
It was snowing, so cold are these winter months,
In fact most people would have the right hunch
That no one would be out, walking around
But there was one kid wearing a frown.
He had no parents, nor had he known them
For this reason most of all was Christmas an omen
For him to see all the families with cheer,
He would pass with his head down, flashing a leer.
No one would guess it,
He was smiling round the year
At this time, though
When Christmas was near,
He felt all grumpy,
All full of spite
He felt so dark, cold with no light.
As he walked, he saw a shadow loom near
As it got closer, he asked "Who's here?"
A gray jacket, lined with snow,
Appeared on the girl who he didn't know
As well as some other Kids,
Though, they were friends
That's all that mattered to him.
"Na-Naruto?"
She asked with a stutter
'This butterflies in my stomach, why do they so flutter?"
They both asked themselves on this cold Christmas eve
Though Naruto couldn't answer as he was cut of by a sneeze.
"You're cold" he said noticing her shiver.
He took of his jacket, fighting the quiver
"As far as cloth goes, it's not the best, but it will keep you warm"
He stopped her protest
By holding his hand up in the air
Wanting, his coat, with Hinata, to share.
"Th-thank you" she said no louder then a mutter
'Man, you know, she's cute with the stutter'
"a-anyway what are you d-doing here all alone"
"With Christmas tomorrow, I'd love to know"
"Aw, Christmas, who cares?
Its just some time when over priced fairs (Santa's enchanted forest, I'm looking at you)
And some stores can profit off suckers galore
Christmas, bah-humbug! I can't take it no more"
"Naruto-kun! How could you say such a thing?
Christmas is a time for love and gift-giving
Is just something extra to make you feel cheer
Where is your Christmas? What do you fear?
He slowly looked down, a small smile on his lips
Not a single stutter, false word, or repeat,
For Hinata, that's one of the greatest of feats
Opposed to hatred, she feels bliss
For this holiday, in the December time,
Man, its getting REALLY hard to make this crap rhyme!
"Oh no!" She said, as she looked at her watch
She was so occupied with him, she went and botched
Up the plans with her father the she had made pre
But she wont forget Naruto's lack of Christmas glee
She stopped in her tracks, and realized that,
The man in her house treats her like some gnat
How he'll wave his hand and shoo her away
She'll show her father this Christmas day!
So she followed him back
To his apartment they trudged
Up the stairs and to the door,
'Naruto-kun lives here? But I was sure
He lived somewhere rich with love galore,
Why does he live here? He deserves more
Why is he happy all 3-64?'
As he looked through his pack
He fumbled for his key
Opened the door just a crack
Then walked in, put his key back
On A small cupboard next to the door
His one-room apartment waiting in store
Hinata creped back, but she would not go,
'Round back to the window is where she sneaked, hunched low
Then opened the window ever so slightly
And looked at the home of the nightly
Sleeping boy and his fine abode
And saw, for the first time, his heavy load.
"No parents, No presents, No one really cares
Nobody knows you like me and that scares
Me to no end, but do not have fright
I will not stop 'till you small house is bright
With Christmas cheer,
Then maybe, just maybe you'll be happy all year."
She closed the window and leapt of the ledge
Reaching in her coat pocket she fetched
A long slender phone which she used to phone
Naruto's friends and her dreaded home.
"It's the eve of Christmas and tomorrows the day,
I wont punish you in anyway
At least until when Christmas is over,
A month of chores, our new lawnmower"
"Who is it? Come out? Its 20 past nine
Oh Hinata? It's you? Oh, yes I'm fine.
Narutos alone? On this eve of nights?
Dang right, we must help him, lets solve his plight!"
"What is it?" Sasuke asked, dropping his weapon
Well if you must know, I'm training, you should be too
The dobe? Fine. Its ok with me.
I owe him for, pranks. In fact, 683!"
Then it hit her, like a ton of bricks
She needed things like a tree, and cake mix
If she was planning to decorate that house of his
So she ran to the store who's name was Emporium Karin (Pronounced "Kareen" Reference to the video game) THIS LINE IS NOT PART OF THE RHYME!!!!
To buy all needed for Naruto's surprise party.
With her supplies, she met with his friends
Sasuke and Sakura stood there in the cold
Holding hands, it made Sakura bold
She kissed him on the cheek and made him turn red
'I wonder' girls thought 'he didn't have dread'
So they got the stuff, sneaked into his house,
Made less noise then the actual mouse
That was there and they each split up, and did their jobs,
Sakura hung lights, Sasuke put up the tree,
And Hinata wrapped presents from the three.
As the night grew on, came closer to dawn
They thought Christmas would be long gone
Way before they finished their assigned things
But were eager to see the reaction they'd bring
To Naruto, when he woke from his sleep
Really, their friendship truly ran deep.
As Naruto woke, his eyes were glassed
As dreams of Ramen were quickly dashed
Away from his mind when a light was turned on,
And as he smiled, they knew they weren't wrong.
Naruto thanked each one many times
And jumped all around his apartment in surprise,
When he saw little Hinata, standing by herself
When he walked over to cheer her up as best he could
"Why are you sad today, Hinata
You threw me a party, you really atta
Come join in the fun, at least tell me what's wrong"
As Sakura banged the ceremonial gong
"Well I saw you l-last night, you were all alone
No p-parents to raise you, not e-even a phone
You live by your self, doesn't it get l-lonely?
Your home just plain doesn't seem h-homey
He hugged her and said "thanks for the thought,
But really I'd hoped that you would not
Go there Especially now. Besides, who needs Parents
When I have friends like you to show me what Christmas meant
"Hey guys" Sasuke said "look up, check it out"
"Your both under mistletoe, time to make-out"
Naruto looked up, it was true
It was there, as much as a cow "moos"
"d-do we kiss" Said a Hinata, beet red
Suddenly she felt she needed her bed.
As he brought his face closer and gave her a peck
She moaned and fainted right there in on his deck,
So he picked her up and put her on his bed
She was so embarrassed, she was still red.
Heck, he was too
So Sakura cheered, I did too
YAAAAAAAAY!!!!!
"Thanks for the party everyone,
It been great, lots of fun
My first Christmas has been bright
So Merry Christmas and to all a good-
record scratches
"Hey! Were not through! You forgot those"
Sasuke said pointing to presents, hiding under Naruto's nose
"Oh yeah," said Naruto and rushed to the tree,
Tearing open his presents three
From Sakura he got ramen that's no surprise
From Sasuke he got weights to make his strength rise
From Hinata he got a small locket with
A picture of his friends at the Party he's in
"Oh Hinata!" He said with a mischievous grin
"If you were awake, I'd kiss you again!"
This brought a laugh to everyone's lips
As Hinata rose with a look of pure bliss
Only to be caught in another kiss
So it went on that day, above all others
The laughter of kids, the talking of elders
Now if you don't mind, I've been at this for hours
My Christmas will be great, I hope yours is good as ours
But now Im going to bed, to catch some more "z's"
Guess what time it is! The clock reads 5:03
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