I am proud It's longer than the other chapters!!! And I actually updated since 7 months I think. Well, it started with a flame and then I told my friends and they were like I wanna read it and I said it wasn't finished and well... it brought me here. But I'd like to thank my friend Kata-chan for pushing me to do this.

Diclaimer: I don't own Naruto... Or Transformers No matter how much I dream it to be so.

High School

Insanity

"If you think you can beat me, you're wrong," the girl said flipping her white hair.

"I'll beat you! Believe it!" (A/N I just HAD to put that in here)

"Right, we'll see," Yuko did a couple of hand signs and the black and white bracelets that adorned her right arm became sharp as hell. She took off one and shot it at Naruto. "Bracelet Shuriken!"

"Ahhhh!" Naruto yelled as he jumped out of the way. "What was that? Shadow Clone Jutsu!"

"Good, good, good, I know a lot about you Naruto." He blushed at this. "You use that very often, or so my boyfriend tells me. So, I have prepared for this. Desert Prison: Legs!" (A/N: Yeah, I tried to find a jutsu that wound only bind his feet with sand but couldn't so I Improvised!)

Sand began creep up Naruto's leg and pulled down all the clones. Suddenly there was a puff of smoke and sounds of something being thrown and metal clanking together was heard. Eventually the cloud of dust shifted away and the scene was bloody.

The field was scattered with bracelets, and kunai alike. A boy was standing in the middle clutching his arm, and a girl was on one knee holding her arm, blood seeping through her fingers. The boy had cuts all across his face and down his arms. The girl was no better; she had a deep cut in her left arm and one on her knee. She was losing too much blood, too fast. Yuko was dizzy and she was blacking out. The girl blinked a few times and struggled to get up. She gave up and started to emit green chakra from her fingers.

"Y-you're a healer?" the other figure asked.

"Yes."

"Then shouldn't you be with the nurses?"

"No."

"Why not? You seem an excellent nurse."

"I will NEVER be a medic! NO MATTER WHO PUSHES ME!" The girl screamed she was almost to tears and it was clear that her mental stability was questionable, to say the least. Naruto backed away as her comrades ran over to her, feeling shitty. Or was that guilt. He just wished that one of them would throw him a dirty look, maybe then he would know. They didn't, they didn't even have a pity look for him, and they were either helping calm the girl down or being completely oblivious. He hated that. But fortunately a hand on his shoulder brought him out of his sulking.

"Don't stare, it's not nice," Naruto welcomed this new voice and turned around to see his boyfriend staring at him.

"I know I just feel… well I don't know what I feel exactly."

"It's probably pity, worry, guilt, and surprise. That's what I feel when Nii-san comes home drunk and raving." Just then something clicked in Naruto's brain. 'She had said 'boyfriend' and how her 'boyfriend' knew about me… I'm not sure but I'm worried that he might know something more than just meets the eyes.' (A/N: Sorry for the whole 'Transformers' line.) Naruto then felt eyes burning into his back. He turned around to see Gaara glare at him. Yeah Naruto had done some things to piss him of in the past, you know practical jokes, you know stuff like that but Gaara had NEVER glared at him with so much killing intensity.

"GAARA!" Naruto yelled. "What do you want?"

"An apology."

'For what? I don't remember any practical joke this time!" They were now in each other's faces.

"For Yuko, I will not have my girlfriend treated thusly!"

"If you th—Wait Girlfriend? The all exclusive loner Gaara has a girlfriend?"

"Yes and now she's over there losing sanity while you and your boyfriend talk!"

"What did I do? I wasn't informed of her mental stability and what would set it off."

Gaara sighed, "If you knew you would have gone easy, she didn't want that."

"Fine I'll apologize." Naruto Left with a huff, yet slightly taken aback when Gaara implied that he would of gone easy—he'd NEVER do that!

"Yuko?" Naruto asked the disoriented girl. Her response was to look at him, or well he assumed his direction. "Um… sorry for saying what I did… I shouldn't have questioned your decision."

The girl looked up at him with her silver eyes, "Apology accepted." He could see that her sanity was returning and he felt the guilt lift off his shoulders.

"So, are you done being straight cuz I need a good luck kiss."

Naruto looked at his boyfriend and breathe in his scent. That was the one thing he hated about fighting, he couldn't smell Sasuke on him, just the sweat. "Yeah," the boy finally said and his lips soon found their place, on Sasuke's.

They parted only when they heard his name called out along with Kankuro's.

"Ready to fight?" Sasuke smirked.

"You bet."

The caller coughed and the told them to begin.

Sasuke loved to fight—it gave a reason for his insanity to break loose.

See-- there WAS transformers. Kind of. and tell me: Should I finish here or what? Can I get some help here? Cuz I liked the ending it was cool and mysterious. Also should I up the rating?