Okay, New new new... I upped the rating because I plan on putting in some lemon... Of course if you don't want me to I don't have to. But personally I REEEEAAAALLLYYY want to try my luck at it. Now to the disclaimers.

Disclaimer: Yeah I don't own Naruto and if you haven't already figured it out you're not that smart are you?

High School

Sex Talk

His blood was pumping; he could feel his heart beat, everywhere. His sweat was pouring and his shirt already had too many tears to be considered 'dress code appropriate.' It was going to end soon, the other guy had as many, or more, injuries. They were both seconds away from collapsing, the only question was—who would strike first?

Sasuke had already used up his 2-use limit on Chidori and Kankuro's puppets had been destroyed by them. It was just hand-to-hand now. This wouldn't have been a problem for Sasuke if his Chakra and strength wasn't so depleted. He could tell Kankuro was tired and all it took was for one of them to fall down. Unfortunately neither would give up that easily.

"So do ya think they're going to kill each other?" The girl's voice startled Naruto. He turned around to find Yuko.

"Nah! Sasuke's gonna with hands down."

"Do you always side with your boyfriend?"

"Yes, because I believe in him. Plus if I don't the sex is bad."

"Ahh… I see. Well I'm pretty sure you'll have great sex tonight."

"Why?"

"Because angry sex is the best!" Yuko turned around at that and ran before Naruto could fully understand what she had said.

"HEY!" He turned around as well and chased after her.

Unfortunately for Naruto, she had hidden behind he boyfriend. She stuck her tongue out at him when he got close.

"Excuse me Gaara but you're protecting a felon."

Gaara sighed, "What did you do this time Yuko?"

"Nothin' just told him that angry sex was good sex!"

"And in the context of which we were speaking she said that Sasuke was gonna lose."

"Can we not act like children?"

"No," Both said at the same time.

"Then I have nothing further to say. I'll just stay clear of your bickering. And try not to kill each other please."

"WINNER: UCHIHA SASUKE" was blared out on the speakers.

"YUKO!!! You made me miss Sasuke's fight!"

"Who cares? It was going slow any way."

"So… what are we talking about?" A figure came up and put his arms around Naruto's neck.

"Sasuke, we are fighting about how Yuko here made me miss your fight."

"Oh, well it wasn't that exciting. I basically stood there having a staring contest with him until I got bored and hit him with a kunai."

"Aww… and here I was hoping you'd get mad at him so you'd have angry sex." Yuko whined.

"Why?" The couple asked.

"Cuz, I'm an outstanding citizen!" Yuko smiled at them.

"And you and Gaara are going out how? You two are polar opposites."

"Exactly, Opposites attract. Plus I like rough sex, and he knows how to give it."

The couple was stunned into quietness. Gaara had noticed that they seemed not to be fighting any more so he came and said hello to his girlfriend.

"Yuko when can we have sex again?"

"Is that your version of saying 'hello how are you?' Cuz usually we just expect a kiss," the Uchiha asked.

"That's none of you're business." Gaara said. "So? When?"

"Umm… tonight?"

"Good answer."

"CAN YOU PLEASE NOT DISCUSS YOUR SEX LIFE IN FRONT OF ME???"

"Somebody's not getting it enough," Yuko giggled.

"I think we should have a double date," the blonde one said.

"HOW THE HELL IS THAT RELEVANT??"

"And usually I'm the loud one. And it's totally relevant we're talking about our relationships aren't we?"

Yuko turned to her boyfriend and whispered, "You wanna go?"

"But… the sex!!!"

"After… So, that's a yes." Yuko agreed for her boyfriend. She turned back to the bickering gay couple and coughed for their attention, unfortunately, for them, they didn't hear so she bonked them both on the head; this finally caught their attention. "Now, as I was saying, we'd love to go on a double date with you."

"Okay… how about Ichiraku's at 7?"

"Why not?" Yuko said and Gaara just grunted something incoherent.

"Okay, we'll meet you there and we'll talk and do other crap," the blond one said.

"But one Condition:" Sasuke said. "No Sex Talk" Yuko said this part along with Sasuke. "H-how?"

"Cuz Like I said you're not getting it enough and when boys don't they're easy to read. That or you're always the bottom. Which explains why you're acting all PMS-y."

"I'm NOT—" but Sasuke was cut off as Yuko ran away from him. He, of course, ran after her again.

"What is it with you guys and chasing my girl?"

"What is it with 'you're girl' being so annoying?"

This resulted in Gaara threatening to rip out Naruto's throat and give it to Sasuke as a present.

Sasuke and Yuko on the other hand were still chasing each other which ended up ruining Neji and Lee's fight. Which, and Lee won't admit it, Neji was winning.

They called off all other fights because it seemed as though they wouldn't stop for a long time. This was true. And if some body didn't stop them they never would. This is where Kakashi came in.

While Kakashi pulled Sasuke out of the chase he was heard mumbling something about 'talking Sex' or was it 'the sex talk' or well it was something along those lines. And while Naruto was picked up he was mumbling about protecting his throat. 'I don't get paid enough for this,' was what Kakashi thought while dragging his students out of the gym.

End. I really hoped you liked it, and I don't know where my inspiration for this came from... I think from the many lemon Draco Ginny but that's totally besides the point.

You know what to do. --Momo