A special thank you to…
Goddess of the Moonlit Sky…ffgirlmoonie…manga-is-my-anti-drug…The Lonely Bird…Sakurascent…Mangasfan…Avelyn Lauren…MuffinLass…Fyre Tiger Hanyou…Mistress of Demons…sweetrosie…bdrake07…Al…Smiley Gurl 87… TouchofPixieDust…Hearii-sama…readingwriting wench…alchemistgrl09…Just another hopless romatic…AznxAngel…chiclet180…MeiunTenshi… Watching Eternity…Punk Rock Miko2…AngelMiko289… twinkle-twilight…
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And thanks to all the people who wished me a happy trip, it was delightful, except we had a red-eye flight back…
Disclaimer:
Inuyasha is staring down in horror at a piece of paper. A contract to be more precise.
Inuyasha: Please tell me that…that this…isn't what it looks like.
Pwale: What does it look like?
Inuyasha: Well, it looks like a contract that states that you own me and all products thereof.
Pwale: …And?
Inuyasha: …Feh.
Pwale: …Is it 'Feh' or 'Keh' that means something in Yiddish?
Kagome: …What the heck are you two talking about?
Pwale: I tricked Inuyasha into signing the above contract in his sleep.
Sesshomaru: Well it's good to know that I'm not the only one.
Inuyasha: The contract includes you.
Sesshomaru:…I will now kill myself.
Pwale: YOU CAN'T DO THAT, HUBBY DEAREST! I OWNZ YOU!
Shippo: …And they wonder why I never come out from under the bed…
At this moment all hell erupts, that is after Pwale asks her sister EBF if she can borrow it, and everyone is screaming and fighting over the contract, it's a total mad-
RIIIIIIIP
They all turn to see that the Review Lion, coming home from her relaxing vacation to Atlantis, has ripped up the contract.
Lawyer #1: You know, there isn't really any disclaimer in that.
Lawyer #2: You have to read between the lines.
Lawyer #1: Oh….
Mr. X: RL, you have no idea how glad I am to see you…
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Note: I'm so sorry for the delay. Right after I got back from my trip school started and that took up a lot of my time.
I'm going to a new school this year, and they give more homework and run a lot later, so I won't have as much time to write, but believe me. I'll do the best I can. I love fanfiction, I need to write like this to keep sane.
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The Stamp Of Gold
Nostalgia
By Pwalefriend
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"Hey Inuyasha…" Kagome said, looking at her companion from across the table where they were both working. Inuyasha had been doing a research project and Kagome had needed to grade papers that night, so they had left off their lessons to work.
Inuyasha grunted noncommitedly.
"Do you remember when I first came?"
Inuyasha grunted again, he wasn't really listening.
"I think that Koga was drunk."
Inuyasha grunted again. All he had heard was 'Koga' and 'drunk'. Nothing was much of a surprise there.
"Did I ever tell you that he hit on me?
Inuyasha started to grunt, and then what she had said sunk in. He jerked up to glare at her.
"He did what!" He snapped. Kagome nodded, frowning.
"Don't glare at me like that." She bossed. "It's not my fault. And I did maul him with my bag!"
"But he…he…" Inuyasha stuttered. Kagome rolled her eyes.
"And it's not as if he hasn't done it since." She said.
"WHAT!" Inuyasha yelped, getting to his feet. He gaped at her.
"Huh?" Kagome looked at him. "You haven't noticed?"
"I thoughtthat you hadn't noticed!" Inuyasha pointed an accusatory finger at her. "WHY HAVEN'T YOU SENT HIM OFF?" He demanded. Kagome shrugged.
"I tried at first." She said. "But then it got to be too much bother. I've just been pretending to not notice." Kagome went back to reading her papers, completely oblivious to the look Inuyasha was giving her.
'This girl is scary…' Inuyasha thought. 'She's pure evil…I wonder if she would do that if I-….' But he cut off his thoughts right there.
"…Hey Kagome?" Inuyasha said after a minute or two. Kagome looked up at him. "What's this thing supposed to do?" Inuyasha jerked a thumb at the purple beads and teeth strung round his neck.
Kagome shrugged.
"I'm not really sure." She said. "Haven't you taken it off yet?"
"No way!" Inuyasha shrieked. "It's cursed!"
"…All the more reason to take it off then…" Kagome said slowly. Inuyasha shook his head fervently.
"The last time I took off something that was cursed without knowing what it was I went crazy."
"Ohhh…" Kagome said, nodding wisely. "Yeah, now I get it…yeah, I see…"
"See what?" Inuyasha asked.
"I wondered why you were a homicidal maniac." Kagome said. "Obviously you're still cursed from last time."
"Why you annoying wench!" Inuyasha gasped, half amused, half annoyed.
"Quiet boy, or I'll throw my banana at you." Kagome threatened, holding up an orange.
"Kagome, you throw that banana, quote un-quote, at me, and I'll throw my…plum, quote un-quote, at you." Inuyasha said, holding up a handful of figs.
And so the night continued. I'm sure you can imagine it, the joked and laughed and remembered all sorts of things that had happened to them. Both the good and the bad.
They remembered that strange day better left forgotten, when the Flying Sphagetti Monster had come to call.
They remembered the night when Inuyasha had found the mural on the wall.
They remembered trees, old wells and snow falls.
They remembered snow ball fights, hot cocoa and the promise of friendship that they had made to eachother.
But most of all, what they always remembered, was that most of the time they were always together.
"Is it just me," Kagome said hesitantly when it was time for the pair to part ways. "Or did we seem to rhyme a lot tonight?"
"You know," Inuyasha said. "I was just going to mention that."
Kagome smiled.
"Good night Inuyasha." She said, giving him an unconscious peck on the cheek (by 'time to part ways' I mean, look! Is that the sun I see starting to rise?). "We'll deal with my family in the morning."
And with that she left to go to bed (at about 6 am)
Inuyasha just stood still, completely inert.
Had that just…Had she just…Naw. No way. Not gonna happen.
Inuyasha, in fact, was still trying to get over his shock enough to stand up when Miroku came in to ask if Inuyasha was going to join them for breakfast.
When Inuyasha told Miroku to order up a-
"Bento lunch box of Kisses and must move. I need sleep…Is it dinner time already?"
Miroku got the feeling that it was going to be a very…interesting day.
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Once again, SORRY!
My fault totally, and I have no excuse, only my own laziness.
I will face all watermelons, flaming torches, axes and badgers of anger that someone and everyone may/will want to curse me with.
For as long as I have my Orange Stick of Doom, none of you can be as scary as Al, who you owe this chapter to.
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Roar…
See! Even the Review Lion is scared of her!
THAT LADY IS SCARY!
She made me clean my room!
No, Al isn't my mother. She's a friend. Which makes it even scarier….
Well, sorry again!
Please review!
Sincerely
Pwalefriend