This was unbelievable! Bella ordered me to go to the Thriftway, to buy some stuff for Giggler. But what? She didn't even know that. And I didn't also. Who will be my saviour? I thought that for a while. Then I made a U-turn. There was only one person I could trust to.

"Oh, Esme?" I whispered carefully as I opened the door quietly. I didn't want an audience.

"Mom?"

"I'm in the kitchen, Edward."

I quickly walked in to the kitchen. Esme was cleaning the dust from the kitchen table. We never use it, so it came quite dusty sometimes.

She glanced at me. He looks really nervous.

Well, I was nervous. Terribly nervous.

"Honey, is something bothering you?"

I went straight to the point. "What do babies need to…err, survive?"

She continued cleaning. She smiled. I saw in her mind her own baby who passed away long ago. Before Esme herself was a vampire. And she remembered it so clearly. Holding the just day old baby in her arms, murmuring to him 'I love you' over and over again. (A/N I wasn't sure was it he or she, but I put the baby as a boy. Tell me if I'm wrong!)

I stood there in silence, allowing Esme to remember her memories.

"Well, babies need… baby food, you know, they haven't got any teeth, so, they eat food, which is glopped." She said after the long silence.

"Go on," I encouraged her.

"Diapers, baby bottles, pacifiers, milk…" she continued. I thought that was enough.

"Thank you, Mom," I quickly murmured to her. I turned away, to by those things… and get out before she starts asking.

Edward Cullen, stop.

I sighed hopelessly and turned around again. Please don't ask, please don't ask, please, please, please…

"Why do you need that kind of information?" Esme asked curiously.

Damn it.

I couldn't lie to her.

"Well, me and Bella found a baby next to driveway…I we couldn't leave it there. Actually, Bella insisted that we take it with us. Bella came attached to it in a second…"

"Of course, Bella is however a woman," Esme pointed out. "And that's what you men can't understand, don't even try to."

"Right…" I said slowly. "Anyway, we took Giggler to Bella. And Bella told me to go shopping." I put my hands to fists and pouted. I hate shopping.

"Did somebody mention shopping?" I heard a chirpy voice behind my back. Alice.

Please, shoot me.

"No, nobody said anything about shopping," I growled.

"Edward, behave," Esme commanded, putting her hands crossed.

"Edward, was that you? Did you say shopping?" Alice walked through the kitchen next to Esme.

I didn't say a word. This was completely idiotic.

Esme mercilessly told Alice everything what I told her.

"Women," I sighed myself.

"Aww, that's so cute!" Alice screamed after Esme told the whole story. Alice giggled with enthusiasm. "I'm aunt Alice!"

"And I'm a grandmother!" Esme shouted too.

And I'm willing to bang my head against the wall.

"What's going on? Esme? Alice?" Carlisle's peaceful voice came from the living room. He was home. I was saved.

"Oh, honey, you never guess what I am!" Esme was too hilarious. It scared me a little.

"Er, my wife?" Carlisle guessed when he came through the kitchen's door. He walked next to Esme and kissed her quickly.

"No!"

"My sweetheart?"

"No!"

"My little muggle wuggle poopsy doo?

Esme was frustrated. "No, Carlisle! A Grandmother!"

I rolled my eyes. Carlisle will immediately understand this. He is quite clever, after all.

What on earth…? She can't be Granny…if…Carlisle thought.

He turned around to see my face. I was frustrated, annoyed and irritated. He looked at me very surprised and confused.

"Edward, have you done something with Bella?" I can't believe this…A vampire+ A human Babies? Is that possible?

I think I looked terrified. "No, of course not!"

"Then what is this all about?" Carlisle insisted throwing his hand in the air. Then he relaxed and put his hand on my shoulder. "I know, it might be a little difficult to say it out loud, but I can help Bella and you, too. As a doctor and a father. Did you use a condom, Edward?" He asked professionally.

I looked at him, shocked. Alice and Esme snickered behind Carlisle.

"No! I didn't—"

"Well, that's all right, the accident is already happened and we can't do nothing about it. You have to always remember, that I will be always there for you and we all love you. And next time, try to remember that condom. I think that one child is enough. Of course, if you want more babies with Bella…that's possible. But I believe you should buy a bigger house. And Emmett would be a wonderful nanny, if you need any…" He babbled on.

"Carlisle," I said slowly, "I DIDN'T have…that with her."

He looked at me for a long time. I stared at him, seriously.

"Oh," he finally said, relieved. "I thought… Then why is Esme calling herself a granmother?"

I told the story again. How did we find the baby…blaa blaa blaa.

Carlisle was serious after the story, watching the floor.

"I'm sorry girls," he said quietly to Alice and Esme, "but I think that Bella should tell her father about this. As a police, he can announce that we have a missing baby. Maybe the baby's parents are looking for him.

I nodded. And the girls nodded too, though, they were pouting.

"But as long as Bella and Edward are baby's fakeparents, I am aunt Alice!" Alice announced again with enthusiasm. He moods change very fast.

"And we are grandparents!" Esme said, wrapping her arms around Carlisle's neck.

"We are?" Carlisle asked carefully.

"Of course!" Esme playfully scowled Carlisle.

"Umm…yes, of course we are!" Carlisle said with a put-on smile.

Sorry son, I can't say no to her.

I tried to smile. "Thank you for you all. I'll go and get some stuff for that baby."

"I'll come with you!" Alice shouted with enthusiasm, again.

"No, you're not." I growled it too late. She was already gone. My parents chuckled. They wished me good luck.

I rushed to get out.

"No sex until marriage!" Esme shouted after me.