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What was that brat at again, rubbing up on his chest like that? It was that way every morning this week. He woke up with brat slobbers and a happy brat on his chest cuddled up. Yuki dumped Shu off him and grunted. 'FIND YOU ANOTHER PILLOW." He said annoyed but the brat was so cute. But this was getting old. He would get up form his chair late in the night from typing his latest novel to go to bed; sliding under the covers after taking off his clothes and getting into his favorite soft place in the bed and slip off to sleep…alone. Then in the morning there he would be awakened by brat in different steps of fulfillment nudged up against him. Could it get any worse? Just then there came a mumble out of the brat's mouth, "I love you". Then the damn brat smuggled up to him pulling the cover with him.

Now what would he do with this knowledge? There was the road of, oh, who cares about the brat (good one but over used). There was always the one road of Forgetting What the Hell Happened (ok, good one). Then of course there was the road of BLACKMAIL (ah, very good one). Hum…what would embarrass the runt more, ripping him up one side and down the other with seething words, or the embarrassment of his friends knowing what he did in his sleep? Well, that was something to think about today while he had one of his awful writers blocks….wait…that's it. Why not… as the heroin moans suggestively in her sleep, the hero listens from the balcony? Ahhh…It was so good when a block was broken. Well, he better be off to the typewriter, he could take care of the other later and have some fun, too. Double you pleasure, double your fun….with that he jumped out of bed in a great mood. He kissed the brat on the forehead for luck and slipped his clothes on and went to make coffee. Actually he was humming a tune, but of course he didn't know or notice that it was Bad Lucks new song, Yuki Erie did NOT hum…well…, almost never.

Yuki was waiting on his coffee and smoking on his second cigarette when his little lucky charm came into the room and plopped down on the stool across for him. "Why is there a smile on your face, Yuki?" As he took a drag off his cig, Yuki actually felt of his mouth to see if there were a smile then pulled out the cig and looked at it a little dumbfounded. 'What did this kid do to him for he never smiled, a smirk maybe but no smiling?' "Yuki, you are looking a little weird this morning, did you have a bad night?" That question reminded Yuki of the reason for the "smile" and he snickered. Shuichi was worried now, and he really wondered what was going on.

"By the way Brat I am going to take you to work this morning, I have an appointment with Tohma," which he had almost forgotten.

"You do?" Shocked so hard you could have knocked him over with a feather for Yuki seldom took him to work even if he did have an appointment with Tohma.

"Yeah, go get ready in a hurry, and by the way don't wear any of that stuff that makes you look like a slut; I don't want to be embarrassed."

Shuichi jumped up and ran to dress trying to pick out his best looking clothes. Running back in the room dressed in yellow shorts, red shirt (customary belly button showing) with red socks and black storm trooper boots, topping off the outfit with a garish yellow coat. "Is this ok Yuki?" grinning like a chimp. All Yuki could think of was, oh god, could he turn down the vibrations on that coat? As he held his head with one hand, a cig in his mouth, a cup of coffee and car keys in the other hand he said, "Well, lets be off, shall we? And by the way we are going clothes shopping, you have no taste to go with your no tallent. " "Yuki you are so mean to me." And with that he tears began to slide down his cheeks, Yuki looked at his little brat and thought oh, how can I resist that and he took his hand from his head and fuzzed Shu's hair. "It will all be ok brat" And with that Shu knew it would all be ok now for his 'god' had said so.

Next thing they knew they were in front of the NG building with the valet to take Yuki's precious car and leave them to their business. "Are you going to come in and say hi to the guys Yuki?" Shu asked knowing the answer was no.

"Sure why not, I got a few minutes."

Shuichi thought he would just drop dead there but had to find out what would happen when his two worlds collided.

As they entered Shuichi said, "Hey, guys look see who came to see us today?" You could hear the drop of a pin for at least five minutes then Hero who came to his wits and said, "Hey, there Yuki, how you doing?"

"You would have to ask Shuichi, there he's the one that wakes me up every morning either humping my leg or slobbering on my chest."

The truth of what Yuki had said hit Hero and he started rolling on the floor laughing as hard as he could being careful not to hurt his precious guitar.

"YUKI!! What are you saying?" cried Shu.

"It's called the truth." He returned.

"How could you do this to me?" Shu Cried and ran from the room with the sound of Suguru's laughter ringing in his ears.

A/N: I know this is a short chapter but it is all I have at the moment and the muse is being stingy with the ideas. If you have any idea's they would be appreciated. Hope you like this chapter better than the last and it sort of explains the weirdness of the first chapter.

If you like the way I write great. And the suggestion of an editor and stuff just tell me where to get one. Thanks. And Bananaface, try a fic but change the name I don't think they ever called Shakespeare "Bananaface" but that is just me. Thanks for the good review. And a special shout out to Pinkrose Thanks sweetie you made my day.