Why in Busch Gardens?

"If it wasn't for that stupid Tanga-kanga whatever ride, none of this would have ever happened," she said, obviously distressed…

A/N: Not really any notes for this chapter. I'm also planning a sequel to this, as well as a prequel. But I'm getting ahead of myself. Hehe. I'll finish this story first. I really wanted to get something up today (and yesterday, and Monday), so this will be shorter and less funny. I haven't had much time. Actually, I'm just lazy. Just found out that I basically have no life after filling out a form for NJHS (sigh). The weekends will be my prime updating time.

Chapter 4 - Lilly's Hooker Days

"What did you just call me?" Tabby asked Nick, with a slight smile on her face.

"Did you hear me?" He asked back.

"You can't answer a question with a question, because that just means you question the question that I questioned," she smirked, making it sound almost like a question.

"Wait… what?"

"No, really, what did you call me?" she asked, a little more forcefully.

"So you didn't hear me?"

"No!"

"Trust me, you don't want to know," Riley said.

"What it something perverted?"

Rachel answered, "Basically. It could have been worse, though."

My group of kids walked into the airport, not really sure on where to go.

"Left!" I shouted to them. Somehow Riley, the one with the least sense of direction possible, ended up leading the way. "Your other left, Ri!" Michael and I were at the back of the group.

After they finally got to the check-in area (after walking in many circles), Jackson, Kristen, and their crew were there already. My dad and Chloe were already checked in, and Jackson and Kristen we just about to, since they got Grace and Rachel.

As Nick was maneuvering himself around in the crowd, he ended up plowing over a little boy, who, of course, started crying.

"Nick!" Riley shouted, slapping his arm, "Apologize!"

"What? I don't even know the kid!"

"But you still hurt him."

"Oh, they already walked away, what a shame," he said sarcastically.

Tabitha rolled her eyes and said to me, "When are Lilly and Oliver going to get here? I want to get to the stores."

"I have no idea, Tab," I told her. "Knowing them, hey probably had a run in with that police officer," I muttered.

"Which one?" Riley asked.

"The kid she dated senior year in high school. He turned out to be a cop, and basically stalks her."

"Senior? So she wasn't with dad?"

"Well, actually, she was."

"Ohh, so she cheated on him?" Riley raised an eye-brow.

"No, not really. They kinda decided to see other people while seeing each other still. But Oliver didn't exactly get many dates."

"Ah, so she was a female player?"

"More like a hooker or a tramp who got paid," I told her.

"She got played to sleep around?" Riley asked, "While still dating Dad?"

"Some of the time. Your dad doesn't know"

"That's comforting."

I smiled and then said, "What do you mean 'which one'?"

"Mom has a very interesting police record. She's gotten to know a few of them a little too well." And that she did. Never once had Lilly gotten a speeding ticket, or any other common problem. She once strapped her dog to the roof of the car, and the poor thing fell off. A cop was there. She also had an interesting obsession to little mini pinecones. She cut down a tree with them and put it on the roof of the car. She went over a bump and all the little pinecones fell off the tree and the tree itself fell. Those were the only one I was involved with, but there are a lot more.

Finally, Lilly, Oliver, and the rest of the kids walked in.

"Hey mom, me and Miley were just talking about your hooker days!" Riley shouted.

All done for now! I don't really think that was the best chapter either, but I'm just trying to get it moving to the good parts.