Warnings: Don't noe atm

A/N: Dear readers, I'm sorry to say that I only included dear Draco a wee bit in this chapter. Though it must be done. It must…

I promise you a lot of Draconess in the next chapter. And I have changed a few things in Chapter 2 as it seemed a bit odd. Anyways, I hope you enjoy.


Pansy dropped to the ground onto the cold bathroom floors, her new frizzy hair covering her eyes, "Pinch me Lavender. I must be dreaming. Tell me I'm dreaming!" she shook Lavender violently by the shoulders, "I cannot be this horrid ugly mudblood!" she puffed, "It's to much of a nightmare."

"Hermione, don't say that, you're not ugly! And don't call your self a mudblood, that's just being horrible to yourself. Now come on, get up and get dressed. Maybe some breakfast will cheer you up ok?" Lavender patted Pansy's back.

Pansy blindly followed Lavender out of the bathroom, but stumbled upon something big and heavy near Lavender's bed. Pansy looked below her and found a big old book, 'The Book of Potions' then below the title was written 'With every potion and their effect.'

"That's it! It must have been that stupid potion. You'll experience a different life eh? This stinks. Mind if I have a look at this book Lavender?" said Pansy as she picked up the dusty book. Lavender merely shrugged.

Pansy quickly flipped to the index page looking for the words 'Lily Clouds'. Finally finding the page, she inspected the drawings of the effects of souls being switched to different bodies.

"Gods, just tell me how we switch back!" Pansy huffed, full of frustrate. Half of the page seemed to be covered in dark blue ink. "Ugh, for the love of God! This cannot be happening." She slammed the book closed.

"I must see Granger this instant." She ran down the stairs still in her pajamas, running straight to the shadowy dungeons.

Pansy stood outside a rough stone wall and whispered the password, "Manticore" The stone wall slid open and she sneaked in. Thankfully no one was awake or in the Slytherin common room. Pansy ran up to the boys' dormitory and opened it ajar.

Pansy stuck her head in and whispered, "Granger, Grangerrr!" She tiptoed silently inside, glancing side to side for her own body. All she could find in Draco's bed was the mattress.

She must be awake.

A loud voice that broke the silence, made Pansy jump right out of her skin.

"Granger?" questioned the curious voice, "What in heavens name…How'd you get in here?" Pansy turned around, when without warning, Draco grabbed her neck. He started choking her.

"Answer me Granger, what are you doing here?" He shot a deathly glare at her.

The actual Hermione popped up behind Draco and took out her wand and hit him with a sleeping spell. Draco fell to the ground and fell asleep. Pansy was lying on the floor grasping for air. Hermione took her hand and led her outside.

"I think we need to talk to Professor Dumbledore about this." Suggested Hermione, "That we've switched bodies and all." Pansy glanced at her own body standing in front of her and talking. It was awfully abnormal.

"Why don't we just ask Professor Snape to turn us back?" asked Pansy trying to flatten her puffy hair.

"Because Professor Dumbledore is the Headmaster of the school and he wouldn't give us as much of a hard time as Professor Snape would, especially since it is his potions room." Answered Hermione, now thankfully fully dressed, "We have to go see Professor McGonagall first before we can see him."

Pansy rolled her eyes and nodded, "Lets go then."


Hermione knocked on Professor McGonagall's door.

"Come in," said the Professor. The students walked in and sat down. "What is it that you want?" she asked.

"We need to speak to Professor Dumbledore, now!" Hermione said eagerly, "It's urgent."

"I'm afraid, Professor Dumbledore isn't here at the moment. He will be back in a couple of days." Said the Professor bluntly.


"What are we going to do now?" asked Pansy, "We can't stay like this forever! I think we should go ask Professor Snape, after all, he is the potions master. I'll do all the talking, since I'm Slytherin alright? I know you'll mess this one up."

"Fine." Hermione sighed, "But I don't think we should tell Professor Snape how we got into his potions room."

"My potions room, you say?" asked a deep voice. Hermione's heart started to skip, she knew who stood behind her was the Potions teacher.

"Why Pansy, you are quite the Slytherin, keeping secrets from the head of house." Snape snickered, "Now would you girls care to explain, in my office?" he said with a sudden seriousness in his voice.

Pansy told Professor Snape the whole incident about how they ended up in his potions room and about the potion that switched them.

"Yes, I can change you back, but I'm afraid you both shall suffer the consequences for two weeks as punishment. I am not pleased with such behavior, though am most certainly proud with you Miss Parkinson for telling the truth. 5 points to Slytherin, as for Miss Granger, 50 points taken away for such clumsiness."

"But that's preposterous!" Hermione roared, "Firstly that's not fair, secondly I can't live for a day being in Pansy's body! I'd be dead trying to act like this woman! Plus, what about our lessons, our friends? It would screw up everything!"

"Alas, you shouldn't have been in my potions room in the beginning. I would love to set you free from your horrifying state, except such messing about is considered stealing and in reality you could be expelled. So enjoy your luck Miss Granger, you should be happy I'm so very generous," He smirked, "Oh and, no one is to know of the two of you switching bodies, or I shall leave you to stay in your bodies. Now, I do not have time for such dilly dallying. Perhaps we will have a little chit chat some other time." Snape shooed them out of his office.

"Got any other smart ideas Pansy?" Hermione questioned, folding her arms.


A/N: And that is all for Chapter 3. I know it wasn't that exciting, I'm sorry but yeh it must be done :D