Guests, Fan Girls, and Exams Oh My!

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It seems I'm having trouble as a first time writer to make my story go along. So I would love it to no end for any ideas an suggestion. Seriously, I don't think any idea is stupid. I even need help with the pairings! No yaio, sorry I'm Anti-Yaio. I also like the Sasugay joke. So please, help me keep this story flowing! Also, I'm going to start my author's notes. Since I didn't do 1 on my last chapter I'll make up for it here. I will try to update at least one a week since school Is coming up for me. Since this is new I don't expect many people to actually care but I feel it's important. Also, this is my first story and I'm having trouble writing so I'm going to try at least 1500 words per chapter. I know that super- low but this is my first story ever. Ja!

Naruto sat in his apartment listening to a favorite Linkin Park CD, Metorea, when some extremely unexpected happened. Someone knocked on his door. Naruto stared at his door. 'What should I do, should I run, maybe there trying to kill me, maybe someone is begin nice-' his frantic thinking was interrupted by a "Shut up and answer the freaking door Kit!" On Kyuubi's orders he walked over to the door and answered it, taking a few pills along the way. "Hello he quietly asked (is that out of character or what!?) to see both Iruka and Sasuke standing there. Naruto looked at Sasuke wide eyed who just stared at the ground. "Well, you going to invite us in or do we have to ask!" Iruka said, laughing. Naruto opened the door wider to let in his sensei, and Sasuke as well. Sasuke still hadn't said a word but he did like Naruto's house. There were targets on the walls, ceilings, and...pictures? Also he had a punching bag in one corner and a weight bench in the other. Besides all his training equipment his house was normal, not all Goth like Sasuke had thought It would be. Naruto looked between the too, "Please sit, I'll get….something…" As Naruto walked out Iruka turned to Sasuke, "Now what are you really doing here, I know you don't particularly care for Naruto." Sasuke looked down and didn't say anything. "Maybe your jealous he's stealing your fan girls huh? Wait maybe, your not well, gay, are you?" Sasuke's head went up in a flash and yelled "No. Way. In. Hell!" Naruto walked in and said, "I know you got questions so ask away, I'll answer everyone single question." Both his guests stared, that was rather blunt. Sasuke started first, "Were have you been, why are you more emo then me, what happened to the hyperactive Naruto, and please don't listen to Iruka, I'm not gay." Naruto smirked at that last comment. "Okay Sasugay, let me see, I think I can trust both of you." Naruto's face slid into a sad expression. "For that last 3 years I've been in an Institution, but it was really just an insane asylum, after my attack on the hospital. I'm emo because my emotions hurt other people, to much of one emotion and I lose control. Without my meds I would be insane right now, ripping you to shreds. The hyperactive Naruto, as you called him, is dead. His mind shattered, driven insane by the sons of bitches in this village. I hope that answers you questions." With that he took more pills. "Since when have I started to like you" Sasuke said laughing. Naruto raised an eyebrow, "Like me in what way?" Sasuke scowled as Iruka laughed his ass off, "I am not gay! But, it seems like you both want me to be gay." Iruka stopped laughing. "Sasuke, if you start a rumor that I am gay I'll lock you in a room, tied up, with all your fan girls and let them do anything to you." That scared the piss out of Sasuke. "Anyway guys, if that's all you came for, leave," Naruto said in a bored tone. Sasuke left but Iruka stayed, he needed to stay. "Naruto, he began, are you really ok?" Naruto sighed, he didn't know how to answer. "Iruka sensei, I don't know. Right now I'm just trying to survive. Iruka left Naruto to think about that question. 'Am I really alright…'

The next few months went in a flash, Naruto was a genius, begin taught by a 10,000 year old demon may have caused that, but he lacked motivation. He didn't have anything to keep him going. That was what scared Iruka. Iruka, he had been getting a little to close. It seemed he was always asking Naruto how he was doing, is he okay, what's going on, etc. Normally Naruto would humor him, eat ramen, answer his questions, ect. But Naruto had not taken his pills for over and hour and he was starting to go into the 'extremely irritable stage'. "Hey Naruto, how's everything going, you doing okay?" Iruka said, It sounded like he was talking to a 3 year old. And that was enough to set Naruto off. Good thing no one else was in the class room at the moment. "OH MY GOD IRUKA, LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE, I'M NOT A FREAKING 3 YEAR OLD, I'M A PERSON, CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF, SO PLEASE, JUST LET ME LIVE MY DAMN LIFE, YOU ARE NOT MY DAD!!" With that Naruto stormed out and Iruka sat, tears in his eyes.

[A/N: So much Drama so early neh?

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The Genin exams, the day Naruto was dreading. He was going to stuck with another baby sitting teacher just so there wasn't a chance he wasn't going to kill himself. Untrustworthy bastards. Naruto sighed and got out of bed in his pajamas. Surprisingly they weren't black! They were, um, red with white pokadots. Which was very out of character of him. "Good morning Kit, good look on the exams too. Try to have some fun today. You can still express emotion." Kyuubi said. Naruto mentally nodded. He was still having trouble expressing emotion, but he had tried. He was reading books about how to express emotion. [A/N: A lot like Sai, huh? Naruto ate some breakfast and got dressed in his normal clothes and left. He would have been better off to stay inside. Naruto heard a bunch of squeals as he left his apartment and the worst sentence ever, "Hello Naruto-kun!" Naruto looked to the left to see a group of, oh god, fan girls, about 10 feet away from him. Naruto slowly started backing away then turned and ran. They of course followed. Naruto took some pills and yelled, "Stay away form me you psychopaths, I'm not interested!" about 15 minutes of running Naruto turned a corner to see Sasuke. "Oh thank Kami Sasuke, save me, fan girls!" Sasuke raised an eyebrow and started to say something but heard the thunder of foot steps. Sasuke's eyes widened, "Oh shit no, now were both screwed." The fan girls rounded the same counter and exclaimed, "Naruto-kun and Sasuke-kun, yay!" Naruto and Sasuke turned and ran for their lives, threw the village, threw the hot springs, threw the training fields, and finally, the pursuit ended at the academy.

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At the academy they found solace in the empty class room of Iruka, no one, not even Iruka himself, was there. "Well Naruto, never thought you would come to me for help, I guess you do trust me!" Sasuke said. "Don't get used to it, it was one of the few times I'll let my "mask" down, if you tell anyone I will give you to the fan girls personally. Now shut up." Naruto said scowling. "Naruto, Sasuke said quietly, what really happened, for some reason I want to understand you, kami help me. You always look dead, sometimes even insane, but also extremely intelligent. Yet your dead last, it make no sense. I have no idea why I'm talking like this, I haven't shown emotion like this since my brother killed my family. I guess it's just because we seem so much alike." Naruto looked at Sasuke, surprised. Did he really want to learn more about him? Naruto sighed. Go ahead Kit, tell him enough, but not all of it until you completely trust him. "Sasuke, let me tell you my story." Naruto told Sasuke about his condition and what had happened to him to make him this way, he hoped Sasuke wouldn't ask the all important question. He did, can't poor Naruto get a brake? "Why did the bastards do this, there's no logical reason I can think of." Naruto took some pills to keep his heart beat under control. He didn't know what to do. And he wasn't going to get lucky and "saved by the bell" this time. "I can't tell you." Naruto stated simply. Sasuke shook his head, he was afraid he was going to get that answer. As Sasuke opened his mouth the noise started. The noise both Sasuke and Naruto had grown to dread. "Fan Girls" they said to each other. Naruto took pills, "What the hell are we going to do?!" It was to late. The door broke down and they were instantly buried under date requests and hugs. "Get to your seats!" Iruka yelled surprising the girls and the other students who were either laughing at the two boys or glaring in jealousy. "Now, Iruka began, today is the Genin exams, and you meet your teams. Naruto tuned out Iruka's speech to look at his fellow students. Some look scared, others looked confident. Shikamaru was asleep. [ I'm going to skip everyone else and go straight to Naruto As Naruto entered the room Kyuubi spoke. Kit, I don't like the smell of the white Haired fellow, he seems to be planning something, I suggest you kill him ASAP. 'Yeh, I'll do that now.' Naruto though sarcastically. The only words Naruto heard, since he was ignoring Iruka, was bunshin. Naruto sighed, he hated doing bunshin's they were so weak. Naruto make a one handed seal and suddenly a bunshin appeared. But his was no normal bunshin, it was solid, a Kage Bunshin. Kit watch out! Naruto barely dodged the very large shurikan aimed at his head. "Mizuki!" He heard Iruka yelled. Naruto instinctively, whipped out a kunai, spun on his heel, and threw. It caught Mizuki in the throat. He was to busy yelling at Iruka about how the 'demon cheated' he didn't even notice. He was already dead. Iruka looked at the dead body of Mizuki, then at the wide eyed Naruto. 'Wait, Iruka thought, Naruto' surprised?' He chastised himself, Naruto was human, he still had emotions. Naruto went and comforted the boy, it was his first kill and it shook him to the bone. Calm down Kit, take it easy, take some pills, don't get to out of control. Naruto obediently swallowed a few pills while Iruka hugged him and told him it was ok. He sent Naruto back home and summoned the ANBU. It was a hell of a day. [Was that seen to fast? I think I should have put more detail in it.

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