The Sensei, the Mission

Sasuke was walking next to Sakura on there way to meet their teacher. He tried to avoid her but it turns out he had extremely bad luck. As they arrived at the correct room they heard singing. They looked at each other, "Do you think it's sensei?" Sakura asked. "No, Sasuke replied, I know that voice." They put their ears to do the door to here none other tan Naruto singing. And not badly.

"Faint"
I am a little bit of loneliness a little bit of disregard
Handful of complaints but I can't help the fact that everyone can see
these scars
I am what I want you to want what I want you to feel
But it's like no matter what I do, I can't convince you, to just believe
this is real
So I let go, watching you, turn your back like you always do
Face away and pretend that I'm not
But I'll be here 'cause you're all that I got
(I can't feel the way I did before)
(Don't turn your back on me)
(I won't be ignored)
(Time won't heal this damage anymore)
(Don't turn your back on me)
(I won't be ignored)
I am a little bit insecure a little unconfident
Cause you don't understand I do what I can but sometimes I don't make
sense
I am what you never wanna say but I've never had a doubt
It's like no matter what I do I can't convince you for once just to hear
me out
So I let go watching you turn your back like you always do
Face away and pretend that I'm not
But I'll be here 'cause you're all that I've got
(I can't feel the way I did before)
(Don't turn your back on me)
(I won't be ignored)
(Time won't heal this damage anymore)
(Don't turn your back on me)
(I won't be ignored)
(No)
(Hear me out now)
(You're gonna listen to me, like it or not)
(Right now)
(Hear me out now)
(You're gonna listen to me, like it or not)
(Right now)
(I can't feel the way I did before)
(Don't turn your back on me)
(I won't be ignored)
(I can't feel the way I did before)
(Don't turn your back on me)
(I won't be ignored)
(Time won't heal this damage anymore)
(Don't turn your back on me)
(I won't be ignored)
I can't feel
Don't turn your back on me
I won't be ignored
Time won't heal
Don't turn your back on me
I won't be ignored

"Who new Naruto could sing!" Sakura said. And before Sasuke could protest (he was smart) she busted into the room saying. "Naruto was that really you, I didn't think an idiot like you could sing!?" She said nosily. Naruto's eyes widened. 'Shit someone heard me!' This time Kyuubi was silent, but Naruto swore he heard a faint snickering in his head. He noticed Sasuke behind Sakura. "Listen, he said, tell no one what you heard, I don't want anyone to know." Sakura was utterly confused. [A/N: She isn't one of the Naruto fan girls, mainly because I hate her guts. "Why Naruto, you're a really good singer! Much better than mot people I heard," Sakura said, kissing up to him. Sasuke had explained to her to have patience to Naruto, and to add salt to the wound he added that he was super powerful. He's cruel like that. Sasuke started laughing. "Sasuke remind me to kill you later." Naruto said coldly. He then took some pills and looked down at Sakura. "Let's get something straight, I don't really like you." "You don't like any body." Sasuke said interrupting. Naruto flipped him off and continued. "Anyway, I don't like you, I don't want you to hold me bck, so I will help you as much as possible. You are a teammate so consider yourself my second friend. For now. And I think you should know, Sasuke's gay. He tried to hit on me a few times. "Damn Naruto what's you f---king problem, I am not gay!" After Sasuke's outburst they heard a "ahem" from the door. [a Slightly Different Kakashi, you'll find out why later!

A man stood in front of them with grey hair. He had a leaf head band on his head with a mask. The mask was attached to a black shirt that had a grey strap going around his shoulder. On his hands were fingerless gloves with a metal plate on the back. He wore black ninja pants with bandages wrapped around his ankles. He had a kina holster strapped to his leg. [ Kakashi Gaiden with a twist ;)

"Your late idiot" Naruto said annoyed, what kind of jounin are you Hatake?" The raised his eyebrows, this kid new of him?

"Well, Kakashi said, on my fist impression,--

"You hate me and think everyone else is annoying, Naruto interrupted."

"Meet me on the roof" Kakashi said as he poofed away. "I wish I could do that" Sakura said. Naruto laughed and poofed away like Kakashi. When Sakura and Sasuke finally arrived on the roof they saw Naruto taking some pills and Kakashi twirling a kunai. "About time" Naruto said sourly. "Take a seat and listen up, I'm Hatake Kakashi and I'm you jounin sensei. I want you to tell me your name, likes, dislikes, dreams, etc." Sakura raised her hand. "Sensei, could you please go first and give us and example.' Naruto looked at her with an eyebrow raised. "What the heel is so damn complicated about it, are you really that stupid?" He asked annoyed. Sakura gasped at this while Sasuke laughed and Kakashi raised an eyebrow. "Okay emo-kid, you start." Kakashi said dryly. "Fine, he said taking more pills, I'm Uzumaki Naruto, I like nothing except my 'tenant' and Sasuke, rock music and foxes, I dislike all humans and everything I haven't mentioned, I dream to live to the age of 20." Kakashi was wincing through the whole thing, this kid was worse than he thought, he even knew about Kyuubi. "Your next pinky" Kakashi said.

"I'm Haruna Sakura, I like..blushes I dislike Naruto." "How original" Naruto interrupted." Sakura glared at him. "My dream is to be a great medic nin and blushes.

Kakashi sighed, a fan girl, great. "Okay Emo-kid-who-is-not-as-emo-as-the-other-guy. You go." Sasuke glared at his sensei. "I' m Uchiha Sasuke, I like Naruto and training, I dislike it when people call me gay, I also dislike fan girls. My dream used to be to kill my brother Itachi, but now thanks to Naruto, my dream is to one day restore my clan. Though I would still like the chance to kill Itachi."

"Well then, all three of you make up team seven, meet me at training ground number 7 for you true exam." "True Exam?" The 3 asked. Kakashi chuckled, that always got them. "yes, survival training against me, and please, don't eat breakfast." "Why not?" Sasuke asked. "Because I don't want you to throw up, this test has a 66 rate of failure." 'Whoop-de-do, who cares, can we go now!" Naruto exclaimed. "Yes, you can." With that the 3 genin poofed away and Kakashi left to talk with the Hokage. 'I don't like that kid' Kakashi thought.

The Uchiha Estate [Naruto & Sasuke's Place

"Hey Sasuke, I think I pissed off our sensei" Naruto said smiling. Sasuke laughed, "You think, he was this close to hitting you!" The two boys laughed as they entered their new home. They were glad to be on a team with each other, but until they decided if they trusted Sakura or not, she was the odd man/girl out. "Well, time for dinner." Naruto said happily. "At least you happy for once, and remember, don't forget next week is Christmas." That last comment froze Naruto. 'Hey, you okay?" Sasuke asked carefully. "Yeh, I'm ok…" Naruto said quietly as he went inside.

Sakura's Crib D

"Mom I'm home!" Sakura yelled as she entered her house. Mom walked int the kitchen to see her mom cooking dinner. "Hello Sakura, who is your sensei!" her mom asked excitedly. "My sensei is this jounin named Kakashi, he was annoying at first but he looks really powerful. On my team I have Sasuke-kun! I'm also paired with the weirdo Naruto. There best friends though. It makes me feel awkward. Sakura's mom was smiling until she got to the part about Naruto. "I don't want you on a team with that freak, I heard he was unstable. It's not safe for you to be around him!" Sakura looked at her mom with a mix of confusion and fear. She's never seen her mom like this, and Naruto didn't even seem crazy. Even though he had admitted to begin so….Sakura tired to think of something to say to her mother, but in the end she couldn't think of anything to defend her team mate. She ran upstairs.

.:The Test, The Mission:.

Naruto and Sasuke arrived 3 hours after the time they were told to, to see a very angry Sakura and a annoyed Kakashi waiting. "You two are an hour late." Kakashi growled. Naruto laughed, "Sorry, we were eating breakfast, and we know you always arrive to hours late so we decided to show you how it felt." "Do you really think we would fight on an empty stomach!" Sasuke asked. It was Sakura's turn to yell. "Who the hell do two think you are, I would expect this from Naruto but not you Sasuke-Kun, he is your sensei treat him with respect!" "everyone be quite and lets get started, you mission is to get these two bells, strike like you want to kill." Suddenly a Kunai whizzed passed Kakashi's face, cutting his cheek. In front of him was Naruto twirling a second Kunai on his finger. "I didn't say go yet." Kakashi said. Naruto took some pills and shrugged. "GO!" He yelled. Everyone disappeared. 'I can tell were Sakura and Sasuke is, it seems Naruto is on a completely different level.' Kakashi thought sadly. He wanted to kick Naruto's ass. 'Kyuubi, time to come out and play' Naruto thought gleefully. Wow Kit, we haven't spoken in a while. Nice to see you., lets kick some ass and take some names. Naruto took some of Kyuubi power [Not Chakra, raw power and sped at Kakashi wit inhuman speed. Naruto landed a punch on Kakashi's face. This surprised Kakashi but it wasn't over. Naruto appeared behind Kakashi and kneed him in the back, then spun around in front of him to kick him on the side of the face. As Kakashi hit a tree Naruto shot pure chakra out of his hand to wrap around the bells and take them both. Both Sakura and Sasuke came out and just stood there. Staring at their sensei. Naruto through a bell to Sasuke and the other to Sakura. He picked up Kakashi and tied his sensei to the stump.

15 Minutes later Kakashi woke up to see his students staring at him and his arms immobile. He looked down to find himself tied up. "Naruto, he began, you suck." Naruto took some pills and ignored the comment. "Hey guys, Kakashi said, can I have something to eat. I'm hungry." Naruto help some food up in front of Kakashi. "Want some?" he asked. Kakashi nodded. "Sorry, but no." Naruto said as he started eating the food himself. Kakashi groaned as his students ate in front of him. 'Naruto you vindictive ---hole.' He though. "Stop moaning sensei, at least we left your mask on." "Fine, all of you pass. Now let me go."

The Next 2 Months was spent doing D-Rank Missions. Naruto did not like that.

"Okay, the 3rd Hokage said, today you will baby sit, get some groceries, and—" "No way in hell" Naruto interrupted. "Listen, we better get a c-rank mission before I lose it and someone gets hurt." [The Next sentence was whispered to the Hokage only "And Kyuubi agrees that we should get a tougher mission, do you want to argue with a 10,000 year old demon?" Naruto whispered menacingly.

"Okay, Hokage said, your mission will to be to escort a man back to the wave country. Please come in." [I'm not going to explain what Tazuna looks like, you already know "These fools are going to guard me, the only adult is in crutches!" "Sorry." Naruto said as he raised his hand. Everyone raised their eyebrows at that. "Well that's pathetic, even their teacher is so weak he got beat by the shrimp!" The next second Naruto was behind Tazuna holding a kunai to his neck. "I seriously suggest you reconsider how you talk to me and m friends, because I really couldn't care whether you get home or not, I just need the cash." With that last threat everyone agreed to meet at the gate in an hour.

Next Chapter: Setting Off