The Other Snake Lord

A/N: yeah...I'm tired...are you tired?

Thanks to GaaraRoxmySox, KunoichiruleALL, and grumpywinter for reviewing!

Disclamer: ...-sobs-

"FELLOW GRYFFINDORS! AREN'T YOU EXICTED! POISONS CLASS!" Lee yelled. No one was excited for poisons. Snape has re-taken the job, to his dismay. McGonagall hadn't told them who had taken the DADA job.

The dungeon doors slammed open and a grumpy Snape walked in followed by someone who sounded and looked like Lee.

"YOUTHFUL SEVERUS! SPENDING ALL THIS TIME IN THIS DARK DUNGEON HAS MADE YOU QUITE PALE! YOU NEED TO SPEND YOUR YOUTHFUL TIME IN THE SUN! …LEE!" Gai yelled.

"GAI-SENSEI!"

"LEE! LOOK AT YOU! IN RED AND BLACK! SO UN-YOUTHFUL!" Gai sobbed. Suddenly he got happy. "BUT THAT MEANS YOU ARE BRAVE! GOOD GOING!"

"THANK YOU, GAI-SENSEI!"

"LEE!"

"GAI-SESNSEI!" They hugged and there was a magical sunset and a wave crashing on a beach.

"I WILL HAVE NONE OF THAT IN MY CLASSROOM!" Snape screamed.

They parted with happy tears.

"Students this is Gai. He will be down here as a guard today." Gai gave a thumbs-up and his teeth went 'ping', making everyone but Lee shiver.

"This isn't going to be pleasant," George whispered to Fred. Then they started planning a way to make Gai feel…welcome. (A/N: I love Gai but this is gonna be funny.)

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Everyone sat in Defense the Dark Arts, waiting for whatever teacher they would have.

"Welcome!" a familiar voice said and Lupin came down from the office. "As most of you know my name is Professor Lupin and this," he pointed to the man with very long blonde hair in the back of the room. His hair was in half up half down and his bangs covered one eye but the one showing was a bright blue "is today's guard, Deidara."

"Nice to meet you, yeah!" Deidara said.

"Today I thought we would have a practice duel, like what you did in the DA for those who where members. Now everyone up." Everyone stood up. With a flick of his wand all the desks moved to the back of the room. "Now Deidara and I will show you what to do."

Deidara and Lupin faced each other. The blonde was having trouble holding on to his newly required wand and Lupin had to show him how to do it.

"There we go. Now on the count of 3 we both try to stun each other at the same time and see who's faster. 1...2...3!"

"Stupefy!" they both cried but Deidara waved his wand funny and it back fired and he got hit with Lupin's spell plus his own.

"That was SO NOT artist, yeah!" Deidara said.

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"Let's see…Mr. Potter. Mr. Uzumaki. You give it a go," Lupin said.

Naruto smirked.

"Alright. Let's go!" Naruto said happily.

"Now…1…2…3!" Lupin said.

"Stupefy!" they both yelled but Harry was quicker.

"NARUTO-KUN!" Lee sobbed. Naruto growled.

"This is gonna start something fun," Fred said as he flicked his wand to make bubbles float around.