The Other Snake Lord

A/N: I'm bored...

Thanks to GaaraRoxmySox, children-ofthe-korn66, and The Three Stoogies for reviewing!!

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"DAMN THAT POTTER-TEME! UPSHOWING ME!" Naruto yelled in the Common Room when Harry had gone to bed.

"NARUTO-KUN! RELAX!" Lee yelled.

"Naruto! You new at magic! He's been at it for 8 years and defected Voldmort! You can't beat him!" Sakura tried to talk some sense into him.

"Ha! I could have beaten you, Naruto! You suck!" Kiba said and Akamaru barked.

"WHAT?! YOU AND ME NOW DOG BREATH!"

"Fine."

"OK!" Lee said. "1…2…3 GO!"

"Stupefy!" Naruto got his ass kicked.

"NARUTO-KUN!" Lee sobbed. Naruto groaned into the carpet.

"I don't have time for this! I need to train to get stronger to get Sasuke back!"

"I think you need to train your magic, loser!" Kiba laughed. Naruto smiled into the carpet.

"Oh Sakura-chan…"

(1 minute later)

"Stupefy!"

"HAHA NARUTO GOT HIS ASS KICKED BY A GIRL!!!!!" Kiba was howling with laughter.

Naruto looked up at and saw the bulletin board and saw a poster for quidditch tryouts.

"THAT'S IT! I'll beat Potter-teme at his own game!"

"This is gonna end but bad," Sakura mumbled and went up to bed.

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A few weeks later in poisons class, Naruto was glaring at Harry and snickering to himself.

"Remember, your poison should be a rose color," Snape said in a very dull voice.

"Rose…" Sakura and Hermione mumbled. Hermione had discovered that Sakura was going to be good rival. After every class Snape had a pounding headache from those two.

'BOOM!' Since Naruto wasn't paying attraction to his poison he but in too much of some ingraining and exploded.

"50 points and dentition tonight, Uzumaki," Snape sighed. Harry snickered. "YOU TOO POTTER!"

"But…!" Harry started.

"Quite!"

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"Welcome," Snape mumbled later that night.

"What do you want us to do?" Naruto asked.

"I want you to assist me in organizing my stores. That useless blob Slughorn messed them up."

"Assist?" Harry asked.

"Yes Mr. Potter do you need a dictionary to look up the word?" Harry didn't respond.

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"AG!" Naruto yelled as he spilled some nasty smelling liquid. Snape sighed and pointed his wand at it and it fixed itself.

"Please Uzumaki, don't drop EVERYTHING!" Naruto mumbled something in Japanese. "ENGLISH!"

"R-right. Sorry sensei…"

"Why do you call him that?" Harry asked.

"Really," Snape agreed.

"It means teacher in my language," Naruto mumbled.

"To pass the time tell us about where you came from and maybe that will KEEP YOU FROM BREAKING MY THINGS! Some of this stuff is REALLY hard to come by!"

"Um…ok…"

"No!" Harry said. "I want to know about this cursed seal thing." Naruto sighed.

"The cursed seal is something Orochimaru developed. It gives the person a burst of power on two levels. The first level activates when you're low on charka…"

"Oh what?"

"Charka is the life source we all have in us. It's the thing inside that enables you to do magic and for ninja's to perform Jutsu. It just depends how you release it but using it in Jutsu makes you low on charka and magic doesn't.

"Now back to what I was SAYING POTTER-TAME! It activates when you're low on charka. Your body gets covered with the symbol that the seal is designed in. And if that still doesn't do it level 2 activates and you turn into this monster like creature and your skin changes to the color that your charka is."

"Wow…that's ama…" Harry was cut off by a throat-ripping scream.