Here's the second chapter. sigh still not much plot. Please give me some ideas aka R&R.
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Disclaimer: do I rele need to do this? I don't own naruto, I wish I did, but I don't.
ENJOY!
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Chapter two
"Hmm..?"
Uzimaki Naruto woke up to fuzzy faces anxiously staring at him.
"Hm..? Wait…where am I??"
Everyone started laughing with relief as he asked the question. Apparently, he was on the hospital floor. It was all coming back to him now.
He'd simply fainted.
Naruto got up and shook his head to clear the fog. When the fog completely lifted, he could see that everyone was laughing so hard, that they were practically rolling on the floor. The only ones, who weren't of course, were Hinata, Kakashi and Keiko. But other then those three, all of the other people were laughing their butts off. Even Akamaru managed a doggish guffaw.
"HEY! What's so funny?"
Naruto growled in frustration as he picked himself off the ground.
"Oh, Naruto. You should've seen the look on your face!"
Now Keiko was laughing like crazy, rolling on the floor, doubling over, the whole package. All the nurses and doctors were amazed to see the jounins all on the floor. One confused nurse offered to get a stretcher. Naruto politely declined this offer, since he wasn't sure whether the stretcher was for him or the others who were on the ground, laughing.
Suddenly, all the laughter was cut short as everyone stared at their new arrival.
"Stop staring, it's annoying."
The infamous Uchiha Sasuke.
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Hn. Look at all of them, laughing like hyenas. Naruto's knocked out cold, big loser. I'm gone for 10 minutes, and the world falls apart.
"Sasuke! Where were you? Why were you out?"
Sakura quickly picked herself off the ground as she started bombarding me with questions. I was tempted to punch her, but before I could do that, a gloved hand reached down and firmly pressed her lips closed. I looked up in surprise.
Kakashi-sensei was overhead.
"Now, now. We don't want to have a fight in the middle of the hospital lobby, do we? Besides, Sasuke, you're injured, you should be in bed. "
I was not injured! Well, I was, maybe a teeny bit, but I was probably healed by now anyway. But from the way I remember, that stupid sensei is too stubborn to be persuaded. I "hn"ed and tramped down the hallway to my room.
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What? That's Sasuke-kun? He looks so old, well, young really. But he grew up so much! Except for his way of replying with "hn" all the time. That much was the same. His outfit changed too! Instead of the black pair of pants and a shirt, he wore a robe. Kind of like the one Neji wore nowadays. Except his was dark blue with an Uchiha fan on the back. His hairstyle was still the same, although his bangs were longer. But the eyes, they were always deep black, but how they were blood red with the Sharingan. I stumbled backwards a bit when I saw him, but Kiba caught me before I tripped on Akamaru, who was behind me.
"Are you alright, Hinata?"
I blushed again. Why was I always blushing! It wasn't like I didn't know Kiba, but even so…
"Y..yes. Y..you can let g..go of m..me now, K..kiba-kun."
Kiba was holding me a bit too tightly and I suddenly had a vision of a certain lavender-eyed woman (hint hint) being taken advantage of by a certain black hair man (hint hint). I felt my face turn pink again. Everyone stared at me as I struggled out of his grasp with all the grace I could muster. Great, now everybody thinks that I'm like a little elephant, big and clumsy.
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As Kiba, Hinata and Akamaru left for the park, Naruto started to chat with Sakura and Kakashi.
"S..sakura-chan, when in the world did you and Kakashi-sensei get together?"
Sakura blushed and replied:
"Well, it was shortly after you left. I was so lonely, so I guess we just got attracted to each other."
Kakashi smiled and reached down to give his wife a kiss.
"Oh, stop it!"
Sakura giggled like a little girl.
"You can't exhaust yourself like this, dear. (A/N OMG.OMG.OMG. Kakashi calling Sakura 'DEAR'? faints ). It's too stressful."
Now Naruto was truly confused. What was this talk about Sakura-chan being tired and so delicate? From his point of view, Sakura-chan was still the headstrong, untiring girl that he grew up with. Well, there's no time like now to find out why she would be tired. He braced himself against Sakura-chan's possible outburst.
"Um Sakura-chan, why would you need to rest?"
At this new question, Sakura turned even redder and her turquoise (A/N: Alright alright, her eyes aren't exactly turquoise, but…oh well! runs away from kunai-armed GinareZH) She glanced Kakashi-sensei, no, her husband. Kakashi smiled knowingly and turned to answer Naruto's question.
"Well, since Sakura's 20 now, we both thought that it was time to have a child."
Sakura gasped and blushed even more, if that was possible. Naruto was still perplexed until Keiko rapped him on the head.
"You knucklehead, it means that she's pregnant! Do I have to spell everything out for you?"
We all wait for a few minutes for Naruto to react
"Oh! I get it now!"
They all fall over, anime style
Suddenly, a huge, taunting grin overcomes Naruto's foxy complexion.
"So, you're going to a mother now, Sakura-chan. How's it going to be like now, huh? Mrs. Hatake. Does he call you sweetie? Or maybe hon-"
WHAM
Sakura's infuriated fist connected squarely with Naruto's jaw. Naruto flew into the other end of the hallway, all 500 feet. Right into Sasuke Uchiha's open door.
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I intended that there'd be more. But so far, all this writing had been done at night. Oh, and I mentioned GinareZH, she's one of my friends. Her stories are really good, even though I don't know anything about Kingdom Hearts or Final Fantasy…. check them out even if you aren't, like me. And betta yet, if you DO like them, read'em.
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