The Other Snake Lord
A/N: This is a little longer then the others. Its gonna get better now cause I wanted to save my supprise for after their break.
Thanks to avatarnarutobleach and Altais for reviewing!
Disclamer: I saw OotP 3 times!!!
The weather was growing colder and Christmas break was coming fast. All the shinobi where extremely happy to be going home for a few weeks, especially Sasori because he wasn't use to the cold climate for England.
"It's too cold, it's too cold, IT'S TOO FUCKING COLD!" Sasori hissed, wrapped up in 5 layers of cloths as he sat in the Gryffindor changing room.
"What's the matter with you, our red-headed brother?" George asked.
"I'm from a extremely hot and dry desert climate back home. We don't have winter. We don't have snow. And for good reasons! This is horrible!"
"Cheer up, mate!" Fred said. "We just kicked Slytherins's ass!" Sasori rolled his eyes. He KNEW that he would have been in Slytherin if he were a student so he didn't really hate them, especially since Sai was in that house and they had the same views on art, unlike that silly Deidara who had the most stupid views on the subject.
"Ag I can't wait to go home and get some ramen!" Naruto sighed happily.
Suddenly the tent opened up and a happy Tonks walked in.
"Wotcher, Harry!" Tonks said as she walked into the tent.
"BLOODY HELL TONKS!" Ron screamed, trying to cover himself up even though there was no point for he was wearing underwear and a shirt. Tonks rolled her eyes.
"Good job everyone! Doing well Sassy?" Tonks asked Sasori.
"I TOLD YOU IF YOU CALLED ME THAT AGAIN I WOULD TURN YOU INTO A PUPPET! I always wanted a wizard puppet!" Sasori growled under his many layers of cloths.
"Your funny, Sassy. Really. Well I better be off."
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She walked out of the tent to meet Remus and Severus.
"Did you tell him about the message we got?" Snape asked.
"No…" Tonks sighed. "All it said is that they have a hostage. We donno if they're shinobi or wizard. Plus no one is missing anyone so it may just be a trap to try and get someone there to ACUTALLY take a hostage!"
"I agree with Dora," Remus said. Snape snorted.
"Course you do! Well…I suppose it's best to keep this information to ourselves…for now."
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"AGG IT'S SO NICE TO BE BACK IN THE WARMTH!" Sasori said happily after they made sure the kids where safe at home for Christmas.
"You're so weak," Sai said. "Be a man! Or is that not possible cause from my point of view you have no penis."
Sasori, though having a liking for Sai, wanted to KILL him right now but Deidara stopped him and made him go home.
"Wait! We need to tell Tsunade-sama about the hostage message!" Sasori said.
"Itachi willtell Tsunade-sama about the message, penis-less wonder. You tell Gaara-sama," Sai told him.
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"A hostage?" Tsunade asked. "Well who is it?!" McGonagall and Snape where called to Konoha because of the news, to Snape's dismay.
"Hai Hokage-sama!" Itachi told her. "But we don't know who it is. None of our men are missing nor are any of our friends left in their villages."
"We don't have any missing people either, Tsunade," McGonagall told her.
"Maybe… do you think…Itachi, maybe it's Sasuke?" Snape and McGonagall looked at the elder Uchiha. They all knew about Sasuke and what he did.
"Sasuke? Why would he be a hostage?" Itachi asked.
"Maybe he tried to betray Orochimaru and got caught?"
"Sasuke desires revenge and power more then anything. That wouldn't make sense."
"Well Orochimaru wants his body for the Sharingan. Maybe…"
"No! It makes no sense! Even so, why would they send a hostage note Hokage-sama? If he betrayed Orochimaru, he would have killed Sasuke on the spot. And if he did take him prisoner, why would he send a note to us? Sasuke cut all ties from the village. Orochimaru knows we would never try to save him."
"You wouldn't go to save your own brother?" Snape asked.
"He doesn't want to be saved and he doesn't even think he needs saving, even though he does. Naruto knows this more then anyone. Plus if I myself went, Sasuke would try to kill me and wouldn't let me explain. It's useless, Snape-san. It's up to Sasuke now."