"My name is yon yonson. I live in Winsconson. I work in a lumbermill there. The people i meet when i walk down the street ask 'What's your name?' And I say..." Sang the Luffy, Usopp, Chopper, and Franky chorus.

"Oh god. Hiina-san, why don't you sing a song???" Sanji asked

"okay. why not."

She sang this:

Ohhh

I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay.

I sleep all night and I work all day!

"ANOTHER SONG." Zoro barked

The other song was:

Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination!

And when he's tall he's what we call our

dinosaur sensation!

"ANOTHER SONG!!" Nami exclaimed

She took out her guitar and played/sang:

Passion in my eyes, I lived it everyday

But how could you go, and throw it all away?

In my dreams it's me and you,

and there I saw it all come true

As time went by faith in you grew,

So one thing's left for me to do

I feel it burn inside,

Burn in me like the rising sun

Lifted into the sk-

THUD!

A girl who just fell out of the sky, slammed on deck

"Owwwwwww." she muttered, and fainted

"IT'S A GIRL!!" Sanji shouted.

"SANJI HAD A BABY?!" Luffy shouted

Zoro carried her down. 'Hey, isn't this-' he thought until he was cut off.

"Zoro, down here." Chopper motioned to the nearest bed.

A few hours later...

The girl was still sleeping. Sanji crept over to her and scrutinized her.

She had soft pink hair and a lite color skin, like his.

'SHE'S SO KAWAIIIIIIIII!!' He thought.

The girl woke with a start, looked at him and screamed.

Everyone came rushing down.

"SANJI! WTF DID YOU DO?!" Chopper screamed.

"Nothing, she just woke up and screamed."

"Hey I'm Takono. I like the Lumberjack Song and Peanut Butter." the girl said

"Hey Takono." Hiina said

"Sup Hiina?" Takono asked

"Nothing much."

"Hey Takono." Zoro said

"Sup Zoro of the Funk?"

"..."

"Oi! You know her!?" Luffy asked.

"Ya. We used to play DDR together." said Zoro

So Takono joined the crew, she entertained them with her randomness. Such as:

"Oi! Takono, tell me 10 things that come to your mind when I say SANJI!"

She replied (as if she were singing):

"1. rock-a-bye Sanji

2. His underwear's pink

3. He doesn't shower

4. Man does he STINK

5. When the mast breaks on him

6. It will fall

7. And dead will go Sanji

8. Like A

9. Meat Balllllllllll or

10. PICKLES FROM NEPTUNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

Luffy, Chopper, Usopp and Franky were rolling on the floor laughing, while Sanji was fuming with anger and Nami and Robin just laughed. Hiina and Zoro snuck into the basement while all this was happening to play DDR. (again. sigh)

Disclaimer:

Yon Yonson was from Slaughterhouse-Five

Lumberjack song is Monty Python

Barney is well...Barney

Last song was Betrayed by Avenged Sevenfold

and I borrowed the list from raifanaticTAKONO's sanji lullabye song in Member Number 9.