Zoro comes out of nowhere and kills Luffy. Nami, who was Luffy's girlfriend, gets mad and kills Zoro. Pikachu, being a good friend of Marimo, avenges him by electricuting Nami to death. Jack Sparrow, who was also in love with Nami, gets mad and kills Pikachu. Enel, being Pikachu's favorite cousin, shoots Jack Sparrow out of the sky and runs away. Sanji walks in the room and finds all the dead people. He then complains to Chuck Norris about Pikachu and Nami's death. When Chuck Norris hears that Pikachu is dead, he sends Mr. Rodgers to kill Jack Sparrow. Seeing that Jack Sparrow is dead, Mr. Rodgers instead revives Luffy and Nami to live happily ever after. THE END!
I originally wrote this for an alternate ending for a Romeo and Juliet comic book. Everywhere you see a One Piece character, it is a Romeo and Juliet character. got it dude? ok, Ja Ne!