Chapter 2: This Train Ride isn't Over Until Snape Smirks

Lily was in the train compartment with Rorrie, Becca, James, Sirius, Remus and Peter pacing about her recent lateness for the prefect meeting when the train stopped with a halt sending her body flying towards Aurora.

"Ow Lil!! G'eroff!! Your sitting on me!" Came a very muffled voice.

"Ugg" Lily replied half her body was tangled up with Rorrie's and she was working on untangling.

"Sirius," said Becks "help me pull these to Lunatics off each other.

"Right you are Miss!" Sirius said in a flirtatious voice.

"O SHUF UPH AND 'ELP!!" came Rorrie's muffled voice as she started kicking.

"I'm sorry my shirt is stuck on the luggage rack," came Lily's desperate voice. Sirius and Becks grabbed Lily and started pulling much to James and Peter's amusement (by now they were practically rolling on the floor laughing) although Remus just stared at the four of them with an eyebrow raised and a very bemused look on his face.

With an "Egufff" Lily finally came loose and everyone toppled onto the ground landing on top of James and Peter much to their surprise. Now Remus was the one to start laughing looking at all of their sorry arses. It was truly a hilarious sight to see. Then the compartment door was thrown open.

James had fallen onto the floor about a minute ago when the sight of Rorrie and Lily tangled together and Lily being suspended by part of her shirt on the compartment rack had met its climax. Sirius and Becca quietly considering what do about it. Though he highly doubted that they were taking so long to come up with a plan of action. James had come to the conclusion that those two were having as much fun as he was watching Lily's little dilemma. Then he watched as Sirius and Becks felt pity and started pulling on Lily. Now his stomach was truly starting to ache from the loud jerks of laughter that were issuing themselves from his own mouth (they were also being persuaded not to stop any time soon by Peter's cackling). Suddenly he saw multiple bodies flying at himself and Peter and he felt them too, with a loud "OOFF".

"Aaueg! What just happened?" Peter's dismayed and slightly squished voice called from the bottom of the pile. "Way to ruin the time of my life!"

"Sirius," moaned Lily "I told you that pulling was a bad idea!"

"ITS NOT MY FAULT!"

"Ugg!"

"G'eoff!"
"Who the hells on top of me?"

"Rorrie! Your elbows are too pointy by far!"

"Oh everyone just Shut up" someone's voice said. Then the occupants of the floor began to hear a loud laughing and the heads that could turned around to the compartment seats to see what was happening. Through all their complaints none of them had noticed Remus had not been caught by the pile of limbs that now surrounded him and had broke into laughter.

"You…(laugh)…should…(laugh)…s(laugh)ee…you(laugh)selves…(laugh)" He said out of breathe.

"I swear" cried James "that when Rorrie gets her elbow off of my stomach Sirius isn't pinning me down that I will, may I repeat, I WILL throw your sorry arses into the lake and leave you to the Giant Squid!"

"Hahahahahaha" Remus had aberrantly felt that this was an empty threat and decided not to heed it through his laughing rampage. Just then the compartment door flew open and they were all met by a greasy smirk. It was Snape, he leaned casually up against the door way and said,

"Look three blood traitors, a half breed, a runaway who also happens to be on of the blood traitors, a helpless soul with one muggle parent and worst of all… a mudblood!" spitting out the final word.

At his last comment all six of them managed to untangle themselves rather quickly considering their former positions and stood up, along with Remus who looked rather pail at the current moment.

"DO-NOT-LET-ME-HEAR-YOU-SAY-THAT-EVER-AGAIN!" James said clearly "or so help you."

"Just like you to stand up for a mud blood." With Snapes last comment all four of the boys threw themselves at him just to be caught by the girls before they made any contact.

"Let me go Lily! Did you hear what he just called you!?" Sirius gasped (she had a pretty impressive grip considering her size).

"Yes I heard him, but he's not worth it."

"I doubt that, I think the little slut likes being so close to you!" Snape smirked. With that Lily let go and Sirius started hurtling himself across the room, but Lily got their first.

"You nasty grease faced, wanna be death eater who has nothing better to do with his lame friendless life then be a effin IDIOT." She said she was now really close to his face. "And further more-"

"Your rather pretty for a muddy little girl aren't you shame it was wasted on something so lowly as an It." His sneer got bigger then a frightened look came across his face as Lily's fist flew at his face and hit his nose with a resounding crunch. Blood came spattering out.

"GET OUT OF HERE!" she screamed at him, "AND DON'T EVER SAY ANYTHING AGAIN OR SO HELP ME I WILL DO SOMETHING MUCH WORSE THAN WHATEVER POTTER WAS GOING TO DO TO YOU!" but before she had even finished her tirade Snape had scurried away, blood flying everywhere.

Lily slowly turned around to find her friends and the Marauders staring at her gob smacked,

"That was bloody brilliant!"

"I think I'm in love!"

"Remind me never to get on your bad side."

"Oh Shut Up all of you and Potter two late your permanently on my bad side." Lily rebuked them all.

"Really Lils that was brilliant, of course the punch was rather good too but you probably shouldn't of done it." Rorrie told her.

"I know he just wrangles me!"

"Whah" Peter, James and Sirius said in a chorus looking rather confused.

"She uses big words when she's in despair or denial after she's done something rash," Becks explained.

"It means annoys…a lot." Remus offered. "Come on all of you we better get off of this train before it leaves back for London."

The seven of them all grabbed their belongings and carted out of the train.

Outside of the train they were met by none other than Rubeus Hagrid.

"'elloo" he called. "'s a 'lil bit late to be 'gittin of the train 'init?" he called to them as he walked up. When he got up to them he examined them all "James 's taller, Sirius what 'air you 'ave 'owa days! Oh my what got you 'll wrangled up Lily?" The same three boys looked at him open mouthed while the remaining four had a cocky grin set on their faces. "Well I be'er be off then got 'firss years awatin me! Come visit meh later Lily we'll talk 'bout it!" He walked away and the seven teenagers still had their set facial expression either grinning or totally open mouthed until Rorrie pointed out that they probably should get on a carriage before they left.

Authors Note:
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Ps This totally came out of no where when i was writing it it totally goes against my chapter outline that i made so i hope you like it! ;)