Episode 2: Teleporting is the New Black
"I think we are in trouble, Kirby." Link said as he slowly backed away.
"Ya think?" Kirby said as he turned around and started running.
But as soon as he did Dipsy appeared in front of him. He turned back around but there was Poe. Link ran to the side only to be trapped by Tinky Winky.
"Give it up! You can't defeat us or escape!" Tinky Winky yelled as he fired a beam from his antenna.
It hit Link directly and knocked him out. Poe pulled out a tricycle and whacked Kirby in the forehead sending him unconscious too. When they woke up they were tied to flagpoles at some random high school.
"How did we get here?" Kirby asked.
"I don't know. It is like someone is teleporting us to different locations to try to get us to them or something." Link said pondering the current situation.
"We need to get down." Kirby said.
"But how?" Link asked.
Kirby smirked as he pulled out a keyblade and chopped the rope tying them to the flagpole. They fell to the ground harmlessly. But then they were teleported again. This time they arrived at Stonehenge.
"Cool! Stonehenge!" Link said. "Hey Kirby get your camera and take a picture of me in front of Stonehenge!"
Kirby sighed and pulled his camera out of his mouth. Link leaned up against one of the rocks but tripped and Stonehenge fell over like dominoes. All of a sudden the cops were surrounding them.
"I hope we teleport soon." Link said. Then they teleported.
This time they went to different places. Kirby went back to smash mansion while Link went back to the Teletubies meadow.
"So you are back huh, greenie?" Dipsy said when he saw Link.
"Where's that little pink dude?" Tinky Winky asked.
"I dunno. We have been teleporting a lot recently and this time we got separated." Link explained.
"Okay then. You are psycho. And guess what we do to psychos!" Poe said with maniacal laughter.
Link gulped. "What?"
"OMG, we like totally roast them alive, OMG!" Lala said in her preppy voice.
Link had a look of fear in his eyes. Meanwhile, back at smash Mansion, Kirby was just sitting around watching TV and eating popcorn when Zelda walked in.
"Where have you and Link been? And where is Link?"
"Well me and Link got teleported to the Teletubies meadow and then to a high school and then to Stonehenge. And then we teleported again and Link is somewhere where I'm not." Kirby explained.
Zelda looked at him holding in laughter. "Kirby, do me a favor."
"What?"
"Please stop taking drugs." Then Zelda walked off.
Kirby growled and he started watching TV again. He turned to PBS and the Teletubies was on.
"Hey! There's Link! He's getting beat up by the Teletubies! Cool!" Kirby yelled as he called Peach.
"What is it Kirby?" Peach asked ever so kindly.
"Get in the kitchen and make me more popcorn now, biotch!" Kirby ordered.
"Be right back." Peach said as she walked off to make Kirby more popcorn.
Kirby continued watching. Link was getting the crap beat out of him. He couldn't even stand. He was on the ground getting beaten up. All of a sudden Kirby teleported again. He was in the Teletubies meadow now.
"Aw crap. I was enjoying watching the Teletubies beat up Link but now since I'm here I'll get beat up too." Kirby said.
"Hey Poe, I see Kirby. Go get him! Me and Dipsy got this dude!" Tinky Winky ordered.
Poe nodded and ran towards Kirby. Kirby screamed and ran away. Luckily, Kirby was faster than the Teletubie. Poe tried to catch up but he couldn't. Kirby eventually got away and stumbled upon a secret weapons cache.
"Cool! I can kill the Teletubies using these weapons." Kirby grabbed a rocket launcher and ran to the battlefield.
He blew up the Teletubies and Link with them. A random toddler watching Teletubies started crying because his favorite TV show had just been cancelled.
"Yeah! I killed the Teletubies and Link!" Kirby said as he turned around. Right there was Link with no scratches on him. "What the…"
Kirby couldn't finish his sentence as Link started beating the heck out of him.
"I had an extra life!" Link explained as he and Kirby were teleported yet again.