Episode 3: The Show Must Go On!

"Where are we now?" Link asked with an anxious tone.

"Welcome to my lair." An unknown voice said.

Link and Kirby turned around and saw a huge chinned man.

"Who… who are you?" Kirby asked frightened.

"Who am I? Why, I am the great all powerful JAY LENO!!!!!!!" The man screamed.

"GASP!!!" Link and Kirby screamed simultaneously.

"And you are trespassing in my evil lair… of TOILET PAPER!!!!!!! So you are going to die!!!!" Jay Leno screamed as he charged at Link and Kirby. "SUPER CHIN!!!!!"

Leno's chin grew to an enormous size and he smashed Kirby and Link with it. When he lifted it up they were gone. He stood there surprised. Link and Kirby had teleported again. Where they were was another unknown place.

"Who are you and what are you doing here?" Another unknown voice asked.

"Yikes!!" Kirby screamed in fear.

"Stupid, stupid Kirby. Nobody says yikes anymore. They all say zoinks. Haven't you ever watched Scooby Doo?" Link said.

"Answer me!" The voice said in a deep, booming tone.

"Oh okay Mr. scary voice. We are Link and Kirby and we just keep teleporting everywhere and don't know why." Link explained.

"That explains how you got here. But I will be your doom!" All of a sudden Frankenstein jumped out from the shadows.

"FRANKENSTEIN!!!!!!!!" They both screamed at the same time.

"Hi I'm Frankenstein." He said in a girly voice. "I'm not the one that will be your doom."

"Then who is?" Kirby asked.

Frankenstein's right eyeball jumped out of his head. "ME!" It said.

Kirby and Link started laughing.

"Hey! Stop laughing! I'll kill you for that! Oh and by the way, my name is Hubert." The eyeball said.

"Hubert?" Link said as he and Kirby continued to laugh. "Hilarious name! I love this fanfic!"

"Shut up! You guys are so mean! I'm telling my mommy!" Hubert said as he hopped into another room.

Link and Kirby heard a growl from the other room. All of a sudden Hubert and Master Chief walked out.

"You are mean to my baby!" Master Chief screamed.

"HOLY GUACAMOLE! Master Chief is Hubert's mom?" Kirby screamed with an oO look in his eyes.

"This really is great! We get to fight and have fun and kill Master Chief too! Awesome! And I know we are going to win because if we lose then the story would be over!" Link screamed in happiness.

Master Chief pulled out guns and blasted Link and Kirby into bits.

"What a retard!" Master Chief laughed at Link.

The next morning at Tnargyerfdog7 Studios, Tnargyerfdog7 got news of Kirby and Link's untimely death.

"WHAT?!?!??!?!?!?!?! Master Chief actually killed them?" Tnargyerfdog7, who I will call TN7, yelled in shock.

"Yes sir." His assistant, or my assistant, said. Yeah I'm not doing this story in first person sue me.

"Oh well Kirby and Link were annoying anyway. I'm glad they are dead. But the show must go on! We need replacements." TN7 said.

His assistant nodded and got a phone.

"TN7 and his assistant were oh so sad

Then they came across a Fleemco add" Some random voice said.

"Great idea random voice!" TN7 said as he picked up the Replacements TV show phone.

He called and asked for Link and Kirby replacements. The next second Luigi and Jigglypuff were in his office.

"Okay. Luigi and Jigglypuff, you are going to play Link and Kirby okay?" TN7 told them.

"Yes! I'm Link!" Jigglypuff yelled in excitement.

"And I'm Kirby! Wahoo!" Luigi screamed.

"No Jigglypuff is Kirby and Luigi is Link." TN7 told them. "Now go to the show! We are starting at where Master Chief was about to kill Link and Kirby. I got a new script for this battle since Master Chief forgot what to do."