Episode 4: Luigi and Jigglypuff Season 1

Luigi and Jigglypuff were in the dark room with Master Chief about to blow them to bits.

"Say your prayers!" Master Chief said as he aimed at our heroes.

"Holy crap I don't wanna die!" Luigi screamed as he shut his eyes tightly.

"Jig Jigglypuff puff!" Jigglypuff said.

"I can't understand Pokemon!" Luigi yelled.

Master Chief was about to shoot but Frankenstein tackled him and ripped his head off. Then the one eyed Frankenstein stomped on Hubert smashing him.

"I don't want my friends to die." Frankenstein said as he hugged Jigglypuff and Luigi really tightly.

Jigglypuff busted at the sheer force of the hug. Luigi screamed! But then the screaming turned into laughter.

"Oh sorry. I did not mean to kill puffball." Frankenstein apologized. "I'm a sad panda."

"Yeah you are." Luigi agreed. "You are so sad and bad and rude and crude and retarded and annoying and stupid that you should just kill your self!"

Frankenstein nodded and ripped his own head off. "I don't think I did it right." Frankenstein then proceeded to rip out all of his internal organs. He then fell over dead.

Luigi teleported to a strange location.

"Good evening, Clarice." Hannibal Lector said in his evil voice.

"I'm not Clarice." Luigi said.

"Oh sorry." Hannibal said as Luigi was teleported again.

"You have finally arrived Link and Kirby." A strange voice said. An old yoshi walked into the room. He was pink, tall, and wore glasses. His shoes were black and he wore a lab coat. "Hey! You aren't Link and Kirby!"

"Link and Kirby got killed so TN7 ordered replacements. I'm Luigi the other replacement got killed by Frankenstein." Luigi explained.

"I don't like you. I need Link and Kirby." The man said as Link, Kirby, and Jigglypuff appeared by Luigi.

"Yay! We're back!" Link, Kirby and Jigglypuff screamed.

"Okay Luigi and Jiggles you can leave now." Link said as he and Kirby were about to take their rightful place as the stars of this fanfic.

"But we don't wanna leave." Luigi said.

"Oh yeah?" Link asked.

"Yeah."

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"Yeah."

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"Yeah."

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"O RLY?" Kirby asked.

"YA RLY!" Jigglypuff responded.

"O RLY?"

"YA RLY!"

"O RLY?"

"YA RLY!"

"Okay we can't settle this by arguing." Luigi said.

"So that only means one thing." Kirby said.

"We shall settle this…" Jigglypuff started.

"IN FISTICUFFS!!!!!11!!!!one11one!" Link shouted.

Link charged Luigi and Jigglypuff charged Kirby. Kirby ate Jigglypuff and Luigi ate Link.

"Hey wait a minute! How did Luigi eat Link?" Kirby asked.

"I dunno. I'm just good like that." Luigi said.

Kirby sighed and punched Luigi in the gut. He coughed Link up. Link ate Luigi and then they turned to the old Yoshi guy.

"Finally. It is settled. Link and Kirby are back." The old Yoshi guy stated.

"Who are you?" Kirby asked.

"I am Prof. Oldyoshi. I am the one that has been teleporting you everywhere. I was trying to get you here but I can't teleport stuff good. But now that you are here we have business to attend to."

"Like what?" Link asked.

"Like training for the ultimate battle." Prof. Oldyoshi said.

"What ultimate battle?" Kirby asked confusedly.

"The ultimate Fruit Vegetable War. It is between the Fruit Warriors and the Veggie Empire." Prof. Oldyoshi explained.

"What side are the good guys on?" Link asked.

"The good guys are those STUPID Fruit Warriors. Evil is awesome! I am on the Veggie Empire side. And so are you." Oldyoshi said evilly.

"Nuh uh. We are good guys." Kirby said.

"Oh okay. Then I guess I must… DUN DUN DUN… send you to evil camp so you can learn how to be evil." Prof. Oldyoshi said.

"Okay let's go." Link said. Oh what a mistake that was.

Want more Link and Kirby? Well stay tuned the next episode will be here shortly enough.