This chapter is brought to you by PRIVATE and her brother. PRIVATE's bro is the one playing as Player-Two in Co-Op. Chapter commencing... NAO!

CO-OP GAMEPLAY

Alucard is struggling against a horde of imps in the inverted castle. When I said 'struggling against'. I truly meant 'running away from while peeing himself'.

"I only have two HP left! GOD, SEND DOWN ONE OF YOUR SOLDIERS TO HELP ME!!!"

Someone plugs in a second controller into the Playstation. Richter Belmont suddenly materializes.

Alucard is silent but then burts into tears. "THANK YOU!!!"

"HYDRO STORM!"

Alucard is saved.

(LATER)

"Richter," Alucard poses coolly. "what brings you here? Were you not enjoying your birthday party?"

Richter seems bummed out. "Yes..." He wipes the tear from his eye and composes himself. "But evil never must succeed in its plans! ...Besides, I have no idea why else I would be here."

"Yes... Neither do I..." He shifts uncomfortably.

There's an awkward silence between them.

Richter opens his mouth. "So, do you want me to help y-?"

"-Oh, yes please!"

(EVEN MORE LATER)

"You must believe me, if I wasn't about to die, I'd go face that minotaur willingly-"

"It's okay! It's okay! I believe you! Let me go kill that thing and then find a save spot so that way we can both get healed up!" Alucard watches as Richter walks offscreen to go kill the minotaur blocking the save spot. Alucard wasn't lying. He really is about to die.

Richter's voice is heard. "Okay, monster. Prepare to die!"

Nasty sound effects from the battle are heard.

SLICE MASH SQUISH CHOKE KA-BLAM!

Richter's cries of agony are heard.

"AAAAAURGH! MY LEG! IT BIT MY LEG!" Many more yells are heard.

The minotaur is heard.

"Moo."

Alucard winces at Richter's pain. More painful sound effects are heard.

SLASH DICE MINCE CHOP MUTILATE! Richter screams.

"It's okay, Richter!" Alucard tries to cheer him on through the battle. "I have a potion!"

More screaming with more sound effects.

MAIM CASTRATE BASH BLUDGEON!

"It's okay, Richter! I have an elixer!"

Blood-curdling yells are heard. Alucard only has one, twitching eye open to see the brutality.

CRUSH GNARL SUFFOCATE PUNCH MURDER!

A single howl is made by Richter before it gets quiet.

Alucard uncovers his eyes. "...It's still okay! My faerie has a life apple!"

Even though Richter may be dead, sound effects continue.

MUSH SLAM SHISHKA-BOB WEDGIE BURN!

Alucard stops averting his head away. As soon as he looks, the horrible sound effects continue. Alucard just covers his face with his hands. He whispers 'Oh god, Oh God...' the whole time before the sound effects FINALLY die down.

Alucard stands there looking at what's left of Richter. The minotaur walks by Alucard and goes home. Alucard is still looking at what happened to Richter.

"...It's okay!" He says meekly. "I... have a mop..." Richter is nothing but a bloody spatter on the floor. "Eww."